team tractor Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 If your young, a well built older woman with plenty of readies an experimental nature and a desire to please, coupled with the ability to cook gourmet meals without the benefit of ingredients or utensils. If your older all of the above but exchange older for younger woman I'm going in a week so great advice. I'm 32 and it's for the girlfriends 21st so is this ok or do I need younger (18 ?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I'm going in a week so great advice. I'm 32 and it's for the girlfriends 21st so is this ok or do I need younger (18 ?) sounds about right mind you two would be better than one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Sod that . 2 nagging me :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxfordshooter Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Take an empty Pringles tube in case you need a poo and it's raining so much that you can't get to the toilet block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Take an empty Pringles tube in case you need a poo and it's raining so much that you can't get to the toilet block.That is both incredibly clever and incredibly grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanielchris Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Duck tape & cable ties are always a must for camping!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 That is both incredibly clever and incredibly grim. By clever do you mean the practitioner's aim, or their ability to find someone gullible enough to hold the container for them, Grim is evident and unspeakable, can we assume this takes place outside of the tent ? also what container holds the liquid that inevitably follows this movement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Take an empty Pringles tube in case you need a poo and it's raining so much that you can't get to the toilet block. But make sure the said item is not stored alongside an active tube of pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxfordshooter Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 No, my good lady wife has never had to resort to holding the Pringles tube for me - I'm not sure that she would anyway, even in an emergency. That Meat Loaf song 'I would do anything for love' must surely have been written with this procedure in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 No, my good lady wife has never had to resort to holding the Pringles tube for me - I'm not sure that she would anyway, even in an emergency. That Meat Loaf song 'I would do anything for love' must surely have been written with this procedure in mind. I dont think so pal, i cant imagine meatloaf could cram one of his dead otters in a pringles tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxfordshooter Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Bigger than a dead Otter, more or a dreadnought judging by the size of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 This thread just gets better. Plenty of condoms, great for keeping stuff dry. As after using the Pringles tube you won't need em for any of the other. Best get a couple of Pringles tubes she might like her own, you can play ice cream man for her and help out with the chocolate mr whippy. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I dont think so pal, i cant imagine meatloaf could cram one of his dead otters in a pringles tube. I think this is what worries me the most about the limiting use of a pringles tube, at best the offending article must be shaped and of the correct consistency, something I personally never have prior knowledge of (and actually prefer it that way) and secondly quantity, making it essential to carry a spare in case of excess, this demand for empty tubes can only be satisfied by continual consumption a vicious circle with only one outcome, my advice to the op is only use the pringle option as a last resort. bad luck england! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 If the tent is brand new get it out before you go and check it out!! I all ways set mine up in the garden! Would not be first time I have been out and Sean people with brand new tents with bits missing or broken. I actually did that today aha it's fine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p@cman Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Cyalume or similar snaplights are useful as a back up if your torch packs up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Aldi has camping stuff from next Thursday . Girlfriend works there so got the heads up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Aldi has camping stuff from next Thursday . Girlfriend works there so got the heads up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Torches/camping lamp and enough batteries/gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 An oz (plus associated paraphenalia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Aldi already has camping stuff in, I got a self inflating pillow and they had mattresses pads and other bits. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'm going in a week so great advice. I'm 32 and it's for the girlfriends 21st so is this ok or do I need younger (18 ?) You need a hotel with a vast double bed my friend - To hell with camping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Sheen Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 got any bog roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxfordshooter Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 A plastic bottle with a tight fitting lid to pee in during the night if you have weak bladder. Also a funnel so that your good lady can make use of the improvised facilities. Just empty the bottle next to the tent of any campers who have annoyed you in the night by making too much noise. Judge for yourself how wide the neck of the bottle needs to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 A plastic bottle with a tight fitting lid to pee in during the night if you have weak bladder. Also a funnel so that your good lady can make use of the improvised facilities. Just empty the bottle next to the tent of any campers who have annoyed you in the night by making too much noise. Judge for yourself how wide the neck of the bottle needs to be... You are a very strange person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxfordshooter Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Me - strange? Not at all - you'll be telling me you've never taken a dump in an empty Pringles tube next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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