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My son has gone to visit some friends for the weekend, he’s got out and about with a friend for the day just picking stuff up from a few farms. So they are stood in a farmyard chatting to the farmer with as my son put it “bloody hundreds” of rooks going over. He just said to the farmer that he wished he had brought his gun, the farmer told him to help him self and when he’d had enough in that field there was another couple hundred acres to have a go at! Turns out its nearer 1000 acres! :) Hes not been there 24 hours yet!
Trouble is best part of 600 mile round trip from home is a bit far to find out the birds have moved on :oops:

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I do not see the point in shooting them at this time of year what harm can they be doing they will be moving on to wormer countries let them spend there money on cartridges unless you have money to burn but then you probably have.

Yeah use £50 notes to light the log burner, you'd be surprised how hard it can be to get ebony logs going!

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Yeah use £50 notes to light the log burner, you'd be surprised how hard it can be to get ebony logs going!

Have you tried soaking them in 30-40 year old malt whisky first? Once the blue flame dies down the logs will start to burn much easier

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Cheapskate use lignum vitae it lasts longer.

We've all got to tighten our belts you know :big_boss:

 

Have you tried soaking them in 30-40 year old malt whisky first? Once the blue flame dies down the logs will start to burn much easier

Thanks for that, got a case or two of 1955 Glenfiddich knocking about I'll give it a try :good:

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I do not see the point in shooting them at this time of year what harm can they be doing they will be moving on to wormer countries let them spend there money on cartridges unless you have money to burn but then you probably have.

They walk along the rows of newly germinated winter barley, pulling each one out, and they don't migrate.

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I do not see the point in shooting them at this time of year what harm can they be doing they will be moving on to wormer countries let them spend there money on cartridges unless you have money to burn but then you probably have.

I think somebody was a bit tired!!

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