wickedandlazee Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 (edited) I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days." She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute. "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled. So I told her to **** off. Edited February 27, 2007 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novice cushie shooter Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl h Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 should of at least got her to send ya piccy first mate if ya have a camera phone. You might of missed out on something very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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henry d Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 should of at least got her to send ya piccy first mate if ya have a camera phone. You might of missed out on something very good I think the "Sarcasmometer" has broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 should of at least got her to send ya piccy first mate if ya have a camera phone. You might of missed out on something very good I think the "Sarcasmometer" has broken think it went over his head a bit there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 should of at least got her to send ya piccy first mate if ya have a camera phone. You might of missed out on something very good Just as funny as the joke itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 should of at least got her to send ya piccy first mate if ya have a camera phone. You might of missed out on something very good WOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Cue tumbleweed.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 ....wow! ..............................Just wow................... I's stuck for words............... I can only hope your blond! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeihrauchPower Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 no even funnyer hes ginger well a ginger/grey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 This one has seriously gone over some peoples heads :unsure: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 :o Have you got any jokes we can all understand? :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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