spandit Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Shot a couple of bunnies tonight having popped out on a whim with nothing but my rifle. My shooting bag was still in the house and had all my knives, plastic gloves etc. In it. So I wouldn't lose the rabbits in the dark, I left them on the bonnet of my Jimny, which would also stop them getting covered in slugs and might stop the local foxes from carrying them off before I had a chance to box them up Came back after about 20 minutes to find the rabbits still there but this left behind: That's going to be fun to clean off in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 youre going to clean it , i cant remember owning a car that didnt have "the smudge" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spandit Posted October 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I really should make the wife do it - she wouldn't let me feed the rabbits to the pigs so I had to paunch them for the butcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovercoupe Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I once hit a crow on the a1 in a white car and it exploded on the bonnet and had to drive another 30 miles looking like i had murdered someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I did that on a mates car once, he left it and two days later got pulled over and asked what the blood was... He wasnt to happy with me as it was 10 minutes of explaining that it was blood from a rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I did it with a fox once. Curled up on the bonnet of my truck to look like it was sleeping to scare mother in the morning when she went to work. It worked. But also it leaked on the bonnet and never really came off very well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagantino Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I left a Teal in the boot of the wife's company car. What's that bloody smell, I was saying to myself. You'd think she would clean this car every now and then. Borrowed it again a week later to drive to the chip shop and finally decided to clean it myself. Dead, week old Teal tight wrapped in a Tesco bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshMike Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I hate to ask the obvious...are you sure they were dead I left 1 by my pickup the other night, shot a few more and went back to find that one had disappeared, at least a cat or fox got an easy meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spandit Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 If they weren't they stayed remarkably calm when I paunched them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshMike Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 If they weren't they stayed remarkably calm when I paunched them! sorry mate I could resist my rather foolish comment. Looks like something enjoyed the fruits of your labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spandit Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Oh, you misunderstand. Nothing got the rabbits, I took them off the bonnet myself but hadn't figured on the blood! It's washed off now. Only part of the car that's clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshMike Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Oh, you misunderstand. Nothing got the rabbits, I took them off the bonnet myself but hadn't figured on the blood! It's washed off now. Only part of the car that's clean... Doesnt take much to confuse me... Had a VW Amarok on test drive recently and popped a fox in the back..next day realised that there was one heck of a mess in the back...my mum had popped round and being a veggie want massively impressed...oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spandit Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Doesnt take much to confuse me... At least you can count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshMike Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) At least you can count only with the aid of a calculator Edited October 19, 2016 by WelshMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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