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Think Im getting addicted to tramadol. lol having some bizarre dreams. Last night I kidnapped 3 Russian drug dealers drove them to a brass foundry tossed them into a vat of molten brass alive and watched them burn !! Sold there Range Rover to a Gypsy camp for 10 grand and went to the nearest bookies and put it all on United to win the league at 40/1 :yahoo:

 

Question is : Will having 3 Russians in a vat full of brass effect the quality of the material? :hmm::hmm:

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I was put on Diazapam (or however it is spelled) as my shoulder muscles had gone into spasm & tied in knot - told doc I couldn't go on them & he looked at screen & said I will put a note & it won't affect your licence :good: Felt really weired when I was on them :ninja: :ninja:

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Tramadol was fine with me, it was a wee little tablet that the name escapes me,(ampitrypelene rings a bell) I started on a low dose and had no effect, doc said double it until it had the desired effect,

 

Doubled it once and that was it.....just sat and stared at the walls, just felt immobilised,

 

Went back to the docs and told him I didn't like them, that's when he put me on Tramadol,

 

I later went onto OxyContin, which worked until they swapped it for a replacement called longtec? Both are slow release morphine based pain killers....

 

Oh and Diclophenac never touched the pain either

 

:shaun:

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Think Im getting addicted to tramadol. lol having some bizarre dreams. Last night I kidnapped 3 Russian drug dealers drove them to a brass foundry tossed them into a vat of molten brass alive and watched them burn !! Sold there Range Rover to a Gypsy camp for 10 grand and went to the nearest bookies and put it all on United to win the league at 40/1 :yahoo:

 

Question is : Will having 3 Russians in a vat full of brass effect the quality of the material? :hmm::hmm:

This is where we need Ack-Ack and his stories of painkiller-induced constipation. I laughed pretty hard at the 'dead otter' one!

 

:lol:

 

I was on tramadol for a fractured shin, it helped me sleep, but I didn't get any exciting side-effects. :no:

 

LS

http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/topic/277062-constipation/?fromsearch=1

 

:good:

 

LS

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Think Im getting addicted to tramadol. lol having some bizarre dreams. Last night I kidnapped 3 Russian drug dealers drove them to a brass foundry tossed them into a vat of molten brass alive and watched them burn !! Sold there Range Rover to a Gypsy camp for 10 grand and went to the nearest bookies and put it all on United to win the league at 40/1 :yahoo:

 

Question is : Will having 3 Russians in a vat full of brass effect the quality of the material? :hmm::hmm:

 

Are you sure that they were not three Black Russians you had?

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