IQ

[Yorkshire Pudding]

After the recent string of post's from various , posters ..... Is it about time we had an IQ test to find out if members wishing to post on the forum , have the needed grey matter ? To stop themselves , and more importantly us looking like a set of @@@@'s ?

 

 

all the best yis yp

[ernyha]

You posted before me on this one YP, I was thinking along the same lines myself.

 

Cranfield's post about the creche is becoming more significant by the minute. :<

[neil]

If my smilies worked i would now be posting some :-)

:< :thumbs: B) :( B)

 

Edit out the ones you dont want Neil

[baikiel boy]

The mind boggles!!

baikiel boy

[neil]

they seem to be coming thick and fast.....i'll let you make up your own punchline ;-)

[neil]

Ta muchly ern, that lot just about sums it up!

[Cranfield]

Unfortunately, despite the cries of "unfair censorship", Draconian Moderating will be the only answer.

 

When these nonsensical and irresponsible posts are made, they should be deleted.

Eventually, the posters will learn, or leave.

 

None of us mind helping and giving advice to sensible youngsters, but I don,t think we are qualified to perform brain transplants for the others.

 

Its all very sad, but very true.

[lurcherboy]

Cranfield, dont be unfair, I have allways felt I was born to be a brain surgeon

:thumbs:

[Yorkshire Pudding]

To the top ... So we can debate the subject a bit more ..

 

all the best yis yp :yp:

[lanber]

thats bright coming from a yorkshire man.............

there all as thick as pig ****

[crowstopper]

After the recent string of post's from various , posters ..... Is it about time we had an IQ test to find out if members wishing to post on the forum

 

 

I am screwed then

 

 

crow :yp:

[Teal]

<Naudiz> my IQ is high enough that I can do anything I want

<Naudiz> college means nothing

<netbsd_> What is this almighty IQ you have and what self-scoring IQ test gave you the idea you have it?

<Naudiz> I'm a Mensa member .. I allready mentioned this.

<netbsd_> So you're in the top two percent of the population?

<netbsd_> This is me being impressed.

<Naudiz> no actually ... only 1 in 50 people qualify to be in Mensa

 

:yp:

[Cranfield]

Who is <Naudiz> and <netbsd_> ?

 

Teal, you should put more water in your lime cordial. :yp:

[lurcherboy]

Not many will meet the requirements then Teal. Especially from Kent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

LB :yp:

[Teal]

Who is <Naudiz> and <netbsd_> ?

Two people speaking in a chatroom

[Cranfield]

Teal, has it taken you eight days to think up that reply ?

 

Surely you could have thought of something better in all that time.

[digger]

[Teal]

Teal, has it taken you eight days to think up that reply ?

 

Surely you could have thought of something better in all that time. 

Alas, I have a job and work to do and am busy, unlike you, who clearly sits about at your computer posting witty remarks like that on forums every day.

[jimdfish]

OOOOH HANDBAGS

[red_stag88]

WITH BRICKS IN

[white fox]

Now Now

An IQ test for you

Answers at bottom !!!

 

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

 

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

 

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

 

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

 

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

 

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

 

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

 

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

 

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

 

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

 

Answers:

1. a dentist

2. a wedding ring

3. peanut butter

4.chewing gum

5. an elevator

6. a nose

7. a newspaper boy

8. a glove

9. a crane

10. a toothbrush, of course!

[Cranfield]

Teal, at least one element of your reply was correct.......... my response was witty.

 

I suggest you are working too hard, if your sense of humour and proportion is disappearing.

[the last engineer]

to all you mensa wannabees

 

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been

to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about

achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

 

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the

******** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

 

works in my place

 

martin

[Teal]

Teal, at least one element of your reply was correct.......... my response was witty.

 

I suggest you are working too hard, if your sense of humour and proportion is disappearing. 

I suggest you learn sarcasm mate, as it clearly went straight over your head.

[lurcherboy]

You sad *****. YP suggested a IQ test and this was the result.

 

I have seen glue sniffers more entertaining than you lot.

 

 

Teal, don't disrespect your elders.

 

 

LB