jayward Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Unashamedly stolen from a diff forum where it generated some quite a amusing replys the likes of are contained below !! Well first of all i would go to old traford and relieve myself on the pitch I would then head off to london to visit the queens house and use the royal throne and then i would head off to warmer climates to relax on the beach but i would have to take some company for those cold lonely nights! (Edit I would also raid Maplins and take all there solar panels to power the ipod touch that i would have acquired When i eventually got bored I would head over to Area 51 and see if i could find some sort of extra terrestrial transport so i could shoot for the stars I'd enjoy the peace and quiet Id apply for X factor. I would steal all the bugatti veyrons i'd be well chuffed because everything would be mine. declare myself King !! Starve to death when the bread run out, because I`m no good at cooking. I could go on but not wanting to influence your response What would You do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Last person .... Where the hell can you have fun as . The last person . i'd have a ****e then kill meself in some exoitic way all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I'd turn the lights out. NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I'd turn the lights out. NTTF You'd have to hurry 'cos a Mr Peter Ridsdale would have taken 'em all . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I would try all the bad things that you are not allowed to try and then get bored. Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayward Posted November 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 No one wana fly a fighter jet ,take (it would not be stealing) a nice car to find one then use the flight sim trainer and the flight manuals to learn after all you got all the time in the world no one waiting for ya or rushing you and ya could skip the landing part and just eject !!! then theres that big red nuke button and the spy satellites to watch it from a safe distance come on be imaginative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Bestiality wouldn't be illegal then would it? So I would probably move into Whipsnade. Yep, that would be my first move. Next, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Yeah, I Know, But then again, that would be pointless without anyone watching! ******, it's harder than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 You could chase Calam around if you poped into Wooburn Safari Park Good evening bye the way Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 It would be boring as **** Probably go shooting on every bit of land I have ever wanted to, bag a few partridge and pheasant. Eat those as my final meal and die a lonely boring death. Life is no fun without an audience However if only myself and Natasha Marley survived i would attempt to wear my love stick out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Take my semi auto to the most presitgious shoot in England- wearing t-shirt, trainers and loads of bling......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 die more depressed and bored than i get now when no one wants to go shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Take my semi auto to the most presitgious shoot in England- wearing t-shirt, trainers and loads of bling......... Pump action And go clay shooting with an AK47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 I think I'd find myself a .50BMG rifle and shoot sitting squirrels out of the trees. Have a great time doing all the things that shouldn't be illegal but are, and then try to figure out how to look after myself! With no electricity or gas supply and nobody to make petrol etc things could get hard. I'd also set fire to every chavved up Saxo or Corsa I could find, because the world would be a better place without them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Id hunt shoot and fish till i died!!!!....nirvana!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soreshoulder Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 wait if i was the last person on earth, wouldnt all of the animals, die misteriously aswell leaving me all alone. so no shooting, i think id do some trick shooting and go rub my *** on num 10 downing street's window and pretent that eveyone was horrified. then i'd ummmmmmmmmmmmm, get a 4 bore and the heaviest carts just to see what it feels like. i'd make a custard swimming pool. then i'd sail to america, where i would aquire a 12 shot and go and hunt lots of things (reading my post back) , which are not there and then i'd get bored so blow my brains out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 run naked though the streets xxxxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 I would walk the earth in search of my dream car, A picture of it below Does anyone know where I might find one? rumour has it that there is one in Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 I would walk the earth in search of my dream car, A picture of it below Does anyone know where I might find one? rumour has it that there is one in Essex Yea, Lots in scrap yards all over Britain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazkb Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 i would have a very sore wrist very soon then being a survivalist i would survive i guess and i would imagine there would be plenty of toys knocking around to play with and i could while away the hours pretending with girlie mags, hence the sore wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 I'd dig up all the leadshot from the shooting grounds, sift and clean it and stack it in a huge cone shape. I could sleep, knowing it would still be there each morning. (Not like it is now!) FC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlin1 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Bestiality wouldn't be illegal then would it? So I would probably move into Whipsnade. Yep, that would be my first move. Next, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Yeah, I Know, But then again, that would be pointless without anyone watching! ******, it's harder than I thought. Last time I visit Whipsnade zoo...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnybasher07 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 point and laugh at everyone i see and then get as hammerd in a pub as possible GM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 point and laugh at everyone i see and then get as hammerd in a pub as possible GM You would soon get bored with pointing and laughing at everyone you saw , you are supposed to be the last person left on the planet Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnybasher07 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 yeh well i am only 15 so it would be a very good thought of getting hammerd (legally) GM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 yeh well i am only 15 so it would be a very good thought of getting hammerd (legally) GM But no one to point and laugh at. Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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