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Unashamedly stolen from a diff forum where it generated some quite a amusing replys the likes of are contained below !!

 

 

Well first of all i would go to old traford and relieve myself on the pitch

I would then head off to london to visit the queens house and use the royal throne and then i would head off to warmer climates to relax on the beach but i would have to take some company for those cold lonely nights!

 

(Edit I would also raid Maplins and take all there solar panels to power the ipod touch that i would have acquired

 

When i eventually got bored I would head over to Area 51 and see if i could find some sort of extra terrestrial transport so i could shoot for the stars

I'd enjoy the peace and quiet

Id apply for X factor.

I would steal all the bugatti veyrons

i'd be well chuffed because everything would be mine.

declare myself King !!

Starve to death when the bread run out, because I`m no good at cooking.

I could go on but not wanting to influence your response

What would You do :rolleyes:

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No one wana fly a fighter jet ,take (it would not be stealing) a nice car to find one then use the flight sim trainer and the flight manuals to learn after all you got all the time in the world no one waiting for ya or rushing you and ya could skip the landing part and just eject !!! then theres that big red nuke button and the spy satellites to watch it from a safe distance come on be imaginative :rolleyes:

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It would be boring as ****

Probably go shooting on every bit of land I have ever wanted to, bag a few partridge and pheasant. Eat those as my final meal and die a lonely boring death.

 

Life is no fun without an audience

 

However if only myself and Natasha Marley survived i would attempt to wear my love stick out!! :rolleyes:

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I think I'd find myself a .50BMG rifle and shoot sitting squirrels out of the trees. Have a great time doing all the things that shouldn't be illegal but are, and then try to figure out how to look after myself! With no electricity or gas supply and nobody to make petrol etc things could get hard. I'd also set fire to every chavved up Saxo or Corsa I could find, because the world would be a better place without them :rolleyes:

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wait if i was the last person on earth, wouldnt all of the animals, die misteriously aswell leaving me all alone.

 

so no shooting, i think id do some trick shooting and go rub my *** on num 10 downing street's window and pretent that eveyone was horrified.

 

then i'd ummmmmmmmmmmmm, get a 4 bore and the heaviest carts just to see what it feels like.

 

i'd make a custard swimming pool.

 

then i'd sail to america, where i would aquire a 12 shot and go and hunt lots of things (reading my post back) , which are not there :drinks:

 

and then i'd get bored so blow my brains out :rolleyes:

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i would have a very sore wrist very soon :lol:

then being a survivalist i would survive i guess and i would imagine there would

be plenty of toys knocking around to play with and i could while away the

hours pretending with girlie mags, hence the sore wrist :drool:

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Bestiality wouldn't be illegal then would it? So I would probably move into Whipsnade. Yep, that would be my first move.

Next, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Yeah, I Know, But then again, that would be pointless without anyone watching! ******, it's harder than I thought. :lol:

 

Last time I visit Whipsnade zoo...... :drool::drool:

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Guest The Outlaw
point and laugh at everyone i see :drool: and then get as hammerd in a pub as possible :drool::lol:

 

GM

 

You would soon get bored with pointing and laughing at everyone you saw , you are supposed to be the last person left on the planet :lol:

 

Tony

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