mel b3 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Just now, ditchman said: they are fed up with worms......ever since you gave them tapeworms...........you really need to see a doctor about them Mel...some days it looks like your knitted panties are unravelling Not likely mate . It's free fishing bait 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 3 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Not likely mate . It's free fishing bait 😁 god that is soooo rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: god that is soooo rank Don't tell me you wouldn't 😁😁😁 You'd be selling them by the bucket full on the seafront 😄. Edited January 11 by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Don't tell me you wouldn't 😁😁😁 You'd be selling them by the bucket full on the seafront 😄. dont make me barrf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Calm down ladies . ditchman… is that leg still available 🤣🤣🤣 Mel you know you’re the only one for me 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Just now, team tractor said: Calm down ladies . ditchman… is that leg still available 🤣🤣🤣 Mel you know you’re the only one for me 😘 do your worst on my neck ive run out of starch for my collar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Mel you know you’re the only one for me 😘 I always knew you were a closet chubby chaser 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 are we looking at a bit of topic drift ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 3 hours ago, ditchman said: are we looking at a bit of topic drift ? In the "OFF TOPIC" Section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 3 hours ago, ditchman said: are we looking at a bit of topic drift ? It's very unlikely mate , I've never known it happen before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 19 hours ago, ditchman said: do your worst on my neck ive run out of starch for my collar 🤢🤢🤢. I’m getting mixed signals here 😆 On 11/01/2025 at 13:40, old'un said: A lot of these women on these dating sites are single for a reason, reading through the thread I think this might end in tears for someone. Suggestion, if you are in need of a woman's company…..pay for it, lot cheaper and less hassle in the long run, there's some good looking and fit woman on some of these sites….so I have been told. I’ll not be in tears . I think I’ve become hardened to it all . I won’t deny I miss the company tho . I went shooting yesterday for a few hours and was glad to come home in the warm but the house is empty. tbf I’ve had another lady texting me every 5 minutes and she’s local . Date night Thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Why wait till Thursday, are you fully booked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 christ im worn out reading this....."if it has testicles or tyres ...you just know its going to be trouble" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, ditchman said: christ im worn out reading this....."if it has testicles or tyres ...you just know its going to be trouble" or Food and Drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 2 minutes ago, old'un said: or Food and Drink dont you bloody start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Outside NOW.................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Outside NOW.................................... **** stirrer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, team tractor said: 🤢🤢🤢. I’m getting mixed signals here 😆 I’ll not be in tears . I think I’ve become hardened to it all . I won’t deny I miss the company tho . I went shooting yesterday for a few hours and was glad to come home in the warm but the house is empty. tbf I’ve had another lady texting me every 5 minutes and she’s local . Date night Thursday This is a serious question TT , I have got no intention in ever making a date or get involved with another women , I had a very good married life with no regrets and now I am getting used to being by myself I am happy to keep it like that and I value my freedom , not being nasty but a women of my age will either have the odd health issue or will be soon be getting them and I can hardly look after myself let alone someone who have got health issues But what I would like to know is how do you go about meeting another women for the first time ? , where do you meet them and where do you take them ? , do you have a limit on distance and so on , certainly not after any advice , just curious after 50 years without having that problem . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, marsh man said: This is a serious question TT , I have got no intention in ever making a date or get involved with another women , I had a very good married life with no regrets and now I am getting used to being by myself I am happy to keep it like that and I value my freedom , not being nasty but a women of my age will either have the odd health issue or will be soon be getting them and I can hardly look after myself let alone someone who have got health issues But what I would like to know is how do you go about meeting another women for the first time ? , where do you meet them and where do you take them ? , do you have a limit on distance and so on , certainly not after any advice , just curious after 50 years without having that problem . Arrange a public place like a pub . Lots of people around . if I’m going to date I’m within 20 miles really or 30 minutes. if I’m honest I know most people within the area (10miles ) or mates of mates and I have to be careful. This lady is 6 miles away but not from the area . sounds terrible but it always goes wrong with mates . i dated my sons friends mum for 5 months and it was awkward when we split . Funny thing was it was because of the kid being horrible. She was lovely tho . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 9 minutes ago, team tractor said: Arrange a public place like a pub . Lots of people around . if I’m going to date I’m within 20 miles really or 30 minutes. if I’m honest I know most people within the area (10miles ) or mates of mates and I have to be careful. This lady is 6 miles away but not from the area . sounds terrible but it always goes wrong with mates . i dated my sons friends mum for 5 months and it was awkward when we split . Funny thing was it was because of the kid being horrible. She was lovely tho . Many THANKS for that , Are most dates one night only , or what is the average length of time do a date last and I take it that most are divorced , separated or single ? MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, marsh man said: Many THANKS for that , Are most dates one night only , or what is the average length of time do a date last and I take it that most are divorced , separated or single ? MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, ditchman said: If you don't ask Simon then you don't know , the only dates I have had for the last half a century are those in a oblong box my mum used to buy at Christmas that were suppose to be a treat , they were more like an endurance test to eat one than a treat. If you can add any information I would be pleased to know about the formalities , you never know that now I have got some new teeth and was born on a island they might want me on the new screening of love island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 43 minutes ago, marsh man said: ...... you never know that now I have got some new teeth and was born on a island they might want me on the new screening of love island Hope springs eternal, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 8 hours ago, amateur said: Hope springs eternal, eh! And will that be the "name" that MM appears under, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hope Springs. The drag make up will be interesting to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: And will that be the "name" that MM appears under, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hope Springs. The drag make up will be interesting to say the least. You just never know what life entails T C, there was talk about having a over 75 version on a island but I believe they were talking about Canvey Island and not where the venue is for the younger folk , I was approached but I had to say sorry as I spend to much time nowadays in the P / W food section and can't really fit it all in . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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