baikal boy Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 i once won a twin pack of beige nylon large ladies under breifs with a cotton gussett from my village fete i was just wondering what other useless items anybody else has won. paddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myuserid Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 A small box of aldi chocolates worth 39p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 I won a casting competition at a local game fair and the prize was some over boots, basically they were plastic socks to protect your nice shoes, however there should have been laces to keep them up but they were missing which meant 5 steps and they were off...........Chocolate & teapot come to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baikal boy Posted November 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 my mrs was just saying her worst one was a jam jar filled with boiled sweets that hadnt been washed out properly and made all the sweets taste like pickled onions and the other was a jar of used sticky wonder pegs with jam still stuck to the bottom of it paddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baikal boy Posted November 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 A small box of aldi chocolates worth 39p tasty very very tasty indeed paddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Several of my stories revolve around the time that I was an apprentice in a glass works. Here is another, but it comes with a warning, please tighten your corsets now. I would like to think that I was a model employee, never late etc. I returned to work after my day release at college to find a note on my clock card requesting that I visit the works convenors office at morning break. This I duly did, and was congratulated on winning 1st. prize in the monthly raffle for employees with 100% record. I was asked to attend a photocall for the works magazine at noon in the canteen. The whole works knew that I had won 1st prize, but no one said what the prize was. Noon came and I was handed a nicely wrapped box, hands shook and pics taken. The canteen boss advised me to take the box home as the box contained an oven ready duck. So I jumped into my Vauxhall Viva and bombed it home, stuffed the box in the freezer and sped back to work. On Sunday morning my mum shouted me into the kitchen and asked me why I had placed a box of sand in the freezer, ********, ********, ********! I did eventually extract revenge, years later, but that's another story. From then on I was know as Johnny Duck. My brother who started 2 years after me was immediately christened as Davy Duck. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I won a Pot Noodle in a raffle once. Come to think of it, it was the Chicken and Mushroom flavour, so it wasn't that bad a prize really. I remember eating it for breakfast the next day and, with the hangover I had, thinking it tasted great. Ah, the innocence of youth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 At a BASC pre-season shoot this year, I watched all the decent prizes - hip flasks, carts, cleaning kits etc - go, then with just three prizes to go, my number came up. I chose (IMO) the best of the remaining tatt: A luminous blue glass wasp trap, nice! I also got the final winning ticket of the day and sportingly gifted it to Simonp. He got a very tastefull green plastic cup, which is nipper then used to dig a hole in the gravel, with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 I won six 'unused' green soup dishes (patterned with handles). They had dried soup remains in the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Worst prize was a box of 25 cartridges - they wouldn't give me them as I didn't have a SGC as the time! Best was a 4.5 litre bottle of Famous Grouse whiskey. It's still sat in a box next to my desk as I rarely drink whiskey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 The rottie :blink: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 A dress that on the front made me look preggers and on the back made my **** look big :blink: LB :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 when i was 12 years old, i won a bottle of wine. they wouldnt give me it so i had to run of and get my mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 A dress that on the front made me look preggers and on the back made my **** look big :blink: LB :blink: Where did that go ? Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 A dress that on the front made me look preggers and on the back made my **** look big :blink: LB :blink: Where did that go ? Tony LOL LOL Your lass wore it round mine last night all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 A dress that on the front made me look preggers and on the back made my **** look big :blink: LB :blink: Where did that go ? Tony LOL LOL Your lass wore it round mine last night all the best yis yp I wondered where she went. Came back moaning it was a waste of time Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 A dress that on the front made me look preggers and on the back made my **** look big :blink: LB :blink: Maybe you had it on backwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baikal boy Posted December 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 A dress that on the front made me look preggers and on the back made my **** look big LB Maybe you had it on backwards! frontwards or backwards its still gonna look a bit rum on lb paddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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