Chard Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 (edited) 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 50 to flame the spell checkers 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb or light bulb ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light bulb is perfectly correct 154 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "me toos" to say "me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again You know who you are.... :blink: :blink: Edited February 2, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 :blink: now when will we all be changing a light bulb :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petethegeek Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 :blink: now when will we all be changing a light bulb :blink: :blink: OK I'll start it off. The first letter of the initial 'now' should, of course, be capitalised with the word itself being followed by a comma - in order to indicate the pause prior to the rest of the sentence. Furthermore, the sentence, being an interrogative, needs to be terminated with a question mark. Yours helpfully, Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 :blink: :blink: :blink: You forgot to have a couple saying things they shouldn't and then the mods removing the thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 :blink: now when will we all be changing a light bulb :blink: OK I'll start it off. The first letter of the initial 'now' should, of course, be capitalised with the word itself being followed by a comma - in order to indicate the pause prior to the rest of the sentence. Furthermore, the sentence, being an interrogative, needs to be terminated with a question mark. Yours helpfully, Pete Very helpfull Pete :blink: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 me too :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 You also forgot; 45 members complain that this is a pigeon shooting Forum, light bulbs should not be discussed and demand the Moderators close the thread. 46 members complaining that the Moderators have closed the thread and claiming censorship and a ban on freedom of speech. 1 member spits out his dummy and threatens to leave because the thread has been closed and then posts again, thanking the loads of members that have PM'ed him with their support and begging him not to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 You also forgot; 45 members complain that this is a pigeon shooting Forum, light bulbs should not be discussed and demand the Moderators close the thread. 46 members complaining that the Moderators have closed the thread and claiming censorship and a ban on freedom of speech. 1 member spits out his dummy and threatens to leave because the thread has been closed and then posts again, thanking the loads of members that have PM'ed him with their support and begging him not to leave. **** You forgot to mention a dummy spiter would probably get a mail list before shutting the door and send unwanted messages with a link to a snide PW site :blink: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 (edited) I've got a dull ache in my left *******. What do you chaps recommend I do about it? :blink: I've just gutted a bull elephant and fainted three times. Will I ever get used to it? I'm looking for a Glock 17 blank-firing cock-knocker. Why are they banned? Me three :blink: Edited February 2, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyjaimz Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I've got a dull ache in my left *******. What do you chaps recommend I do about it? :blink: I've just gutted a bull elephant and fainted three times. Will I ever get used to it? I'm looking for a Glock 17 blank-firing cock-knocker. Why are they banned? Me three :blink: :blink: love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I've got a dull ache in my left *******. What do you chaps recommend I do about it? :blink: I've just gutted a bull elephant and fainted three times. Will I ever get used to it? I'm looking for a Glock 17 blank-firing cock-knocker. Why are they banned? Me three :blink: well if that's your attitude , me and my sore left knacker are leaving the forum . :blink: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 50 to flame the spell checkers 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb? or light bulb ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light bulb? is perfectly correct 154 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too"? 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "me toos" to say "me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again You know who you are.... That is BANG ON mate !!! WELL DONE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 (edited) I've got a dull ache in my left *******. What do you chaps recommend I do about it? I've just gutted a bull elephant and fainted three times. Will I ever get used to it? I'm looking for a Glock 17 blank-firing cock-knocker. Why are they banned? Me three well if that's your attitude , me and my sore left knacker are leaving the forum . . Now don't be hasty Mel b3. You're obviously just a little hormonal. Check out this great link : http://www.therelationshipspecialists.com/ Worked for me. Let us all know know you get on. Group cyber hug from everyone at PW. Mmmmmmmmmwah :lol: (Poke it up your harris) :lol: :lol: Edited February 3, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 50 to flame the spell checkers 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb? or light bulb ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light bulb? is perfectly correct 154 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too"? 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "me toos" to say "me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again You know who you are.... That is BANG ON mate !!! WELL DONE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 50 to flame the spell checkers 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb� or light bulb ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light bulb� is perfectly correct 154 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too"� 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "me toos" to say "me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again You know who you are.... these ones always crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 50 to flame the spell checkers 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb� or light bulb ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light bulb� is perfectly correct 154 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "me too"� 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "me toos" to say "me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again You know who you are.... these ones always crack me up Me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I think it would take 100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to turn the house round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Are we talking filament bulbs here? Anyway, never one to miss an opportunity to post a linky.... How they work - yes really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I've got a dull ache in my left *******. What do you chaps recommend I do about it? I've just gutted a bull elephant and fainted three times. Will I ever get used to it? I'm looking for a Glock 17 blank-firing cock-knocker. Why are they banned? Me three well if that's your attitude , me and my sore left knacker are leaving the forum . . Now don't be hasty Mel b3. You're obviously just a little hormonal. Check out this great link : http://www.therelationshipspecialists.com/ Worked for me. Let us all know know you get on. Group cyber hug from everyone at PW. Mmmmmmmmmwah :lol: (Poke it up your harris) :lol: well , after thousands of pm's asking me to return , and , a bit of relationship councelling (turns out i just have a very small todger ) , i've returned to the fold. ME THREE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradders Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Anyway one know where I can get permission to light a bulb.....I have not been light bulbing very long and want to know if a 40w is big enough to take foxes, it's candle shaped for enhanced ballistics.....Should I use a hollow point halegon spot for deer (ok i have left this post open to someone to tell me how to spell halegon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Anyway one know where I can get permission to light a bulb.....I have not been light bulbing very long and want to know if a 40w is big enough to take foxes, it's candle shaped for enhanced ballistics.....Should I use a hollow point halegon spot for deer (ok i have left this post open to someone to tell me how to spell halegon) I can't believe you're seriously thinking about bulbing a deer with anything like a halogen (yes, Bradders, it's spelt "Halogen") bulb. I've had no choice but to refer this to my (very good) friends at ALF, LACS, RSPCA, IRA, ASLEF, BBC, HIV, VD, BMW, SAS, KKK and LAPD. You'll be smirking on the other side of your 40W screw fitting by the time I've finished with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 (edited) My wife has just read all of the posts on this thread and thinks that some, if not all of you have lost your marbles and need to get out more ,she also added that she changes the bulbs in this house as i'm always out shooting Edited February 3, 2008 by tulkyuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 (edited) My wife has just read all of the posts on this thread and thinks that some, if not all of you have lost your marbles and need to get out more ,she also added that she changes the bulbs in this house as i'm always out shooting Me too....or is it four? Edited February 3, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogh shooter Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 wat is the faq on this one only joking good one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 wat is the faq on this one only joking good one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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