berettaman1 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Ooh Er, Had a fall out this morning, with the pretty divorcee that lives next door, she came round telling the wife about this rich bloke who took her out last night and how he ordered food in a restaurant in french, and the compliments he made her, I was getting a bit**** off as I was trying to eat my breakfast, so when she said he is such a gentleman, he even held the car door open for me!...... I replied "Yes, but you didnt say he was doing 60 MPH at the time!!" Now I thought that was a witty reply, but alas she called me ****** pig and stormed out, allmost shattering the glass in my front door as she slammed it shut. Even my wife didnt think it a funny remark. I think I must be going senile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Not at all bretters old chap, just confirms the saying "men are from mars, women are from venus", or was it t'other way round? Dammit, just spilled me cocoa all over me zimmer frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 B'Man that's funny. Ignore her, she's probably on the blob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamC Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 B'Man that's funny. Ignore her, she's probably on the blob. Agree! Perhaps say sorry next time you see her and explain that you did not know it was her time of the month. That is sure to smooth things out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 That was funny Theres a good reason shes divorced with a fuse like that :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Being a woman who isn't "on the blob" I have to admit I found that funny. Try it on her again next week and see if you get the same reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'm with you R, I found that funny but only because I have done the "painters week" as my hubby puts it, by a few years. Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Ron, don't worry about it. It's her insecurity and her problem, not yours. :yp: The next time you see her: make the sound of a car, passing at speed...then laugh. The last bit - the bit about senility - I can't help you with, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harv Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I think she fancies you son,trying to make you jealous with that fairy tale plus no decent fella would associate himself with anything french!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 (edited) . Edited November 20, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 without a doubt, that was a bloody hilarious comment - as echoed by my fellow fairer_of_the_species members. i mean, wouldnt the appropriate response have been, to stick your tongue out and flip the bird to your quick witted neighbour? ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I have got to agree that was a good retort. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 nice one Ron, a hangover can often offend !! shame you didnt get any garlic or surrendering jokes in there too ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 theres nothing wrong with a bit of humour ron . i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Well done Ron, by the way how did you sleep last night? As for Mung,s post, I havnt heard that expression for years, has it come full circle? D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirokujames Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 sorry mate but that was bl**dy hilarious. nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Well im on the side of the PRETTY divorcee...... oh and can i have her number please..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Next time she comes round Ron, **** in her handbag! That'll break the ice. Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Ron, its hilarious mate and funnily enough exactly my kind of humour She is only unhappy because he was such a gentleman he even forgot to give her a good seeing too, frustration is a nasty thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Dog Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Top man Ron. Can't see what you have said that was so wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Cornholio Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'm sure it's just her way of getting your attention Ron. That would also explain the wife getting upset. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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