Browning Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 I boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport last week, taking my seat, I settled in. I then noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane- AND she was heading straight toward me. Bingo! She sat down right beside me. Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." I swallowed hard here was the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen sitting next to me, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name." "Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 LOL :yp: :( Not bad for a Tuesday Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 reminds me of the time I was on plane and the woman next to me sneezed. Afterwards she had one of the loudest orgasms it had ever been my fortune to hear. She blushed deeply and explained that she had a medical complaint that meant whenever she sneezed she came like a train. "are you taking anything for it?" I enquired, to which she replied " yes PEPPER" jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 did your conversation just finish there? bit boring like. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerman Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Maybe she was too busy sneezing Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 ok, turn into forum mode just to get a bit of laughter on here. if it had been me now then on the other hand, she would've been bending over on all fours screaming for it..- :P :blink: Cletch No. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 I think the Welsh have a reputation for another kind of love, which is a bit of a turn off for women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerman Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Baaaaa Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Beat me to it Gunnerman...my thoughts exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Strange why they all like it on ALL FOURS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerman Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Its frightening when you find them attractive and want to turn them over so you can kiss them as well Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Aled I was too busy asking for extra condiments to carry on the conversation. Baaaa Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 ah.. its funny how whenever anyone thinks of wales they think of Sheep..... i know why though no not on all fours because of like a sheep, but all fours as it looks sexy, like in all camera shoots, the girls always do movements on all fours.. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Aled you really are a ray of sunshine on an overcast day. Jim P.S when we think of wales we automatically think of sheep as there so many sheep there. There is no other reason. Honest. baaaaaa. Also if my girl did all her movements on all fours Id throw her out. Dirty bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 exactly its dirty i think theres almost USED to be just as many sheep in England until F&M.. it gets more money than Beef/Dairy when they are low scale anyway.. pays the rent and pays off anything else but still....... hmmmm... sheep! Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Aled, Beastiality is illegal. You ought to practice incest instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 You ought to practice incest instead. give him a clue RED ALED its the art of smelling funny coulred burning sticks :blink: martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 and there`s me thinking that incest was a game for all the family! Bloke phones his work says"I`m too sick to come in" bossman,who thinks he`s at it says"Just how sick are you?" Fella says"If you must know I`m in bed with my sister!" :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleman56 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 i went to the usa in 1998 and a nice girl sat next to me she was from the usa she was lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbuild Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 That's nice Rifleman. Did you get her number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 She's right about the irish well at least my girlfriend never complains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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