red_stag88 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Why are women so ******* difficult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Why are women so ******* difficult Girl friend trouble Red? Beginning to think we need an "Agony Aunt" forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Fraid so ern. Bloody Creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Get another one ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 This is the only delux model on the markert at the moment Yp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Why are women so ******* difficult It all started after we gave them the right to vote Why do woman have smaller feet ? So they can get close to the kitchen sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 What do you call a man who says he understands women? A liar or drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sniper Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Why do women get married in white ? Because all household appliances come in white !!! (Sorry Gemma :*) ) Seriously Red, don't even try to understand them. They have things we don't..they are called hormones. Hormones are responsible for most of the arguments that occur between men and women. Accept that black will be white sometimes, and that you will be wrong whatever you say, plus if all else fails just hold your hands up and say " I am only a mere man, I don't have such intense feelings as you " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 The way it should be > This is an actual extract from a sex education text book for girls printed in the early 1960's in the UK, and written by a woman! > When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. > Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. > But remember to look your best when going to bed. > Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. > When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. > If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. > When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. > Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. > It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products. > You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Oh how times have changed, unfortunately. Q)When looking for a wife, what should be a major choosing feature? A)Small toes. She can get closer to the sink and cooker that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Pieman Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Red, don't think this is the best place for you to find advice! there are lots of divorcees on the forum - so unless you want to join our numbers, work it out for yourself Arguing and falling out is what life's all about - and think of the fun you can have making up again And I know what I'm talking about - ask any of my 3 ex wives LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Jonny, where can I get a copy of that book for my wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Mark, if you get that book , just pray its not a heavy one. Then it won't hurt so much when your Wife hits you with it. I have been married to the same lady for 34 years and I don't profess to completely understand her, but thats what makes life interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_GINNER Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 I have been married to the same lady for 34 years and I don't profess to completely understand her, but thats what makes life interesting. With you all the way there Cranfield, 22 years for me. The days without any difference of opinions are the least exciting Very understanding woman, **** cook but very understanding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columba Livia Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 I have to put up with guys, and lets be honest you lot really need some dealing with a cold is flu, you can not cope with out your mother or a girlie, you need a mag (with pictures) for gods sake just to do the basic things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDealsUK Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 you could never in good concience call a wife stupid "LOOK WHO SHE MARRIED" on the other hand though ,having gone through what i consider one of life's total mysterys "A MARRIAGE OF 13 YEARS" i consider myself lucky to have gotten out with the landing gear intack and some hair left in place (pondered murder 9 years 4 off good behaviour out in 5 ),dogey those redheads, did learn those valuable three phrase's though ,which i now pass on to you red "YES DEAR " "YES DEAR" AND DONT LETS FORGET "YES DEAR " REMEMBER THE THREE RULES 1/SHE'S 2/ALWAYS 3/ RIGHT good luck red martin. p.s. and if you know my ex wife . i did not say a word it was my alter ego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDealsUK Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 The ladies have it made nowadays, check out this ad from years gone by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 I think the secret here Red is that women aren't as complicated as we think. Here's what I base my theory on. 1. Man harnesses fire 2. Man can create the wheel 3. Man can invent the internal combustion engine 4. Man creates the atom bomb 5. Man can get Man on the moon and back again These are just some of the wonders Man has achieved, all great technological feats, all massively complex at the time of discovery. Yet he can't understand this fellow species member, I think we are looking far too deeply into this problem. I feel that if we step back and take a fresh look, we might see that we can understand these creatures. And we will realise the are far simpler than we think! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Problem solved Red - I will gladly take her off your hands for a couple of boxes of 20 gauge!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted October 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 I turned the phone off and went stalking for three days - problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Glad to hear it Red - last time I did that she wasn't there when I got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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