Mrs Sweepy Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Right i have just been to the most deepest and darkless place known on this planet.Where no living soul dares to enter. Ok am cleaning out my kitchen cupboards And i have just come across a bottle of Harveys Bristol Cream. Now the last time i drunk the stuff was when i used to take a teddy to bed to cuddle in the night where now i have to wear one to get sweepy in the mood for a bit of loveeeeeeeeee. So you can say a few years have passed since it has touch my lips So heres the question. Now i know its going to be ok to drink.(i think) But me being me i always have that teeny weeny bit of doubt in my head.(i think its called dumb blonde syndrome). Anyway i knew you wise old owls will help me out . So here gos Tonight after i have done all those chores that us housewifes tell are hubbys we have done. When really we have been sitting on are backsides all day raiding the cookie jar. While eyeing up the neighbours across the road young window cleaner. Will it be safe for me to take a trip down memory lane.To the years When i really did think the condom was something you put salt and pepper in to look nice on the dining room table So come on boys+darebear. Can i drink it without having to have my stomach pump out afterwards. B) xxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Have a glass or two to old times. A little bit of what you fancy does you good (just don't drink the whole bottle before all the chores are done) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charadam Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Is it sealed? If so, unseal it and glug away. If not, smell it in case it's bleach or caustic soda. If not, glug away. Happy Hangover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Hi Mrs S., Yep it's safe to drink, but the nightmares in the morning will be disturbing. Enjoy M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) . Edited March 15, 2009 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I wouldn't drink it if it was new, so it's a 'no' from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Gwan - you know you wanna and we won't tell either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Right i have just been to the most deepest and darkless place known on this planet.Where no living soul dares to enter.Ok am cleaning out my kitchen cupboards And i have just come across a bottle of Harveys Bristol Cream. Now the last time i drunk the stuff was when i used to take a teddy to bed to cuddle in the night where now i have to wear one to get sweepy in the mood for a bit of loveeeeeeeeee. B) So you can say a few years have passed since it has touch my lips So heres the question. Now i know its going to be ok to drink.(i think) But me being me i always have that teeny weeny bit of doubt in my head.(i think its called dumb blonde syndrome). Anyway i knew you wise old owls will help me out . So here gos Tonight after i have done all those chores that us housewifes tell are hubbys we have done. When really we have been sitting on are backsides all day raiding the cookie jar. While eyeing up the neighbours across the road young window cleaner. Will it be safe for me to take a trip down memory lane.To the years When i really did think the condom was something you put salt and pepper in to look nice on the dining room table So come on boys+darebear. Can i drink it without having to have my stomach pump out afterwards. xxxxsuzy Suzy I can Sympathise these days I need to be hand started like and old Banger myself ref the Tipple, treat yourself to a new bottle and ****** the Doctors warning about Gout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I can Sympathise these days I need to be hand started like an old Banger myself She was referring to drinking??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I can Sympathise these days I need to be hand started like an old Banger myself She was referring to drinking??? Dr, remember your oath - Apollo and Asclepios are ever vigilant over those upon whom they have bestowed their arts. Pavman is clearly requesting help for his problems with "getting started". This is nothing to be ashamed of. Surely an eminent physician such as your good self will not refuse to assist him, by hand if necessary? Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) I can Sympathise these days I need to be hand started like an old Banger myself She was referring to drinking??? Dr, remember your oath - Apollo and Asclepios are ever vigilant over those upon whom they have bestowed their arts. Pavman is clearly requesting help for his problems with "getting started". This is nothing to be ashamed of. Surely an eminent physician such as your good self will not refuse to assist him, by hand if necessary? Robert arrrrr I can see my rhetoric and witty repartee have not been wasted after all I dont think Mr W is a real Doctor you know Edited August 14, 2008 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 What gives you that idea? There's ceretainly no fluffing going on from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) . Edited March 15, 2009 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted August 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I dont think Mr Pavman needs a doctor. He just needs a large collection of teddies. I would lend him mine. But he would have to cover the cost of the dry cleaning bill. xxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Suzy - What doesn't hurt you only makes you stronger - Drink heartily and enjoy!! Sherry's made out of grapes, so it must be part of your 5 a day - 5 large glasses and you're sorted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted August 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I like your way of thinking Mr Splat So really by that logic.I better up my portion of fruit(grapes).As i really really dont think i am getting enough. That could explain why my head feel so bad in the mornings. B) . And that daily portion would that cover chocolate cake too xxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Now the last time i drunk the stuff was when i used to take a teddy to bed to cuddle in the nightwhere now i have to wear one to get sweepy in the mood for a bit of loveeeeeeeeee. Bloody hell you dress up a bassell brush boom boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 i'm with stuartp on this one. suzy NO! don't do it! it's vile, in a brand new bottle or 10 years in a cupboard. ick! ~shudder~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Down it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Down it. shurrup, and finish your orange juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 It's milk and cookies actually. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 hard core ollie, im on the chocolat chaud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignoel Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 well susie are you still with us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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