Mrs Sweepy Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I woke up this morning with the sore throat And now i have the runny nose. I think suzy might be going down with her first winter cold. I always find if i start the winter with the cold then i always end it with one. But if am lucky and manage to not catch one at the beginning . Then i stay lucky all winter. So now all i need is the miracle cure and mansize hankies xxxx(fadingfast)suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I woke up this morning with the sore throatAnd now i have the runny nose. I think suzy might be going down with her first winter cold. I always find if i start the winter with the cold then i always end it with one. But if am lucky and manage to not catch one at the beginning . Then i stay lucky all winter. So now all i need is the miracle cure and mansize hankies xxxx(fadingfast)suzy Winter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I woke up this morning with the sore throatAnd now i have the runny nose. I think suzy might be going down with her first winter cold. I always find if i start the winter with the cold then i always end it with one. But if am lucky and manage to not catch one at the beginning . Then i stay lucky all winter. So now all i need is the miracle cure and mansize hankies xxxx(fadingfast)suzy You and every parent in the country, the kids bring it home from school every year at this time, just rub some vick on your chest and you,ll live D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I always find the best way to fight a cold is to try and ignore it. Autunm felt as though it was here yesterday and the air was certainly fresh in the sunshine this morning. No doubt i'll get a cold at some stage. Dam things, I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Axe it's not a cold (that's what women get) we get man-flu a far more serious version of the common cold which affects only men and women can't understand why we need to take days off work and stay at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretman Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I always find the best way to fight a cold is to try and ignore it. Autunm felt as though it was here yesterday and the air was certainly fresh in the sunshine this morning. No doubt i'll get a cold at some stage. Dam things, I hate them. i totaly agree with you mate on all ov it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 15, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Maiden, With the PW Queens English police on duty you should know better than to write, "Famous Grouse is best, but anything will DONE" you know it should read But anything will DO. Remember, People that live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 15, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I recommend gently massaging Vic or other suitable ointment into the chest area, works every time. I can offer a free demo..?? Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I always find the best way to fight a cold is to try and (no no no) ignore it. The best way to fight a cold is to try TO ignore it, if you please. The PW Queen's English police are on duty. Axe, there is no need for you to suffer and battle on unaided. Are we, the heirs of the ages, to endure such indignities? I think not, I think not. This is a guaranteed cure: Weak Earl Grey tea, made from leaves and not the clag and floor sweepinging they put in tea bags. Into each cup should be placed: Two slender slices of lemon. A dollop of good honey. One or two teaspoons of Scotch whiskey - Famous Grouse is best, but anything will do. Scotch only mind - no foreign gutrot muck, or the cure won't work. Trust me, had brave Achilles been provided with a supply of the above, he could have ignored his heel with impunity. Robert Sorry guv', i've never 'ad electricution lessons. My ol' man 'as always told me "speak propar like what I does". Nothing like a hot toddy, but i'm not sure on the ol' Earl Grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Vicks Vapour Rub. Gentlemen form an orderly queue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I recommend gently massaging Vic or other suitable ointment into the chest area, works every time. I can offer a free demo..?? Cat. I once went out with a girl called Vic and I would regularly massage her chest area, they were great (sigh). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 15, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'll be sure to give it a try when the inevitable happens. But i'm not sure my wife will approve of my adding 'magic leaves' :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 yeah but if you put enough in you won't care about your cold, more concerned about the pixies chasing you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Cat you can rub my chest anytime. But i would hate to give you my cold. Whats a small cold to me would end up as man flu to the mere man. Anyway it seems to be more in my throat then on my chest. So boys can you give me any relief for my throat. xxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Oh my word, is it only me thinking what to do about that! I have some special warm throat soothing balsam :wacko: OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Me thinks Suzy has been on the hot toddies already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) . Edited December 15, 2008 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Me thinks Suzy has been on the hot toddies already. :wacko: No Mr Axe Thats what you say to get your profile To stay at number one live and learn Mr Axe. live and learn xxxxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 lol Suz I don't think me saying "you can rub my chest anytime" will work somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 lol Suz I don't think me saying "you can rub my chest anytime" will work somehow. Hang on....I'm on my way to Essex already....!!!!!!!!! Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Oh my word, is it only me thinking what to do about that! :wacko: I have some special warm throat soothing balsam OMFG Behave yourself! Anyway, you wouldn't enjoy it. It's a well-known fact that all the ladies on this forum are just pretending, and are in fact 6ft, 20 stone welders from South Shields. Robert oi, why pick on us sand-dancers?! i flew back from Crete yesterday, and i noticed as i boarded the plane that everyone seemed to be coughing and snivelling. i debated on holding my breath for the next 4.5 hours to ensure i ingested no germs. but even david blaine isn't that bloody clever. i'm trying the power of positive thought just now, so fingers crossed the power of my mind is gonna kick a$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 i'm trying the power of positive thought just now, so fingers crossed the power of my mind is gonna kick a$$ [/font][/size][/b] Probably more a$$ than your broom has Gelfling Mind you with an empty mind like yours Love You Princess :wacko: NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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