Toombsy Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 This morning I went out after the pigeons again. There's a couple of places I've been keeping my eye on over the week, so I had a little ride round first to see if there was anything about - checking the fields with my binoculars. I headed off to a field where I thought the pigeons would be. There's one pull-over there, but a car was already parked in it. The bloke sat in the car was on his mobile. So I parked a few yards away, and grabbed my binoculars. I walked towards the back of his car where I could get a good look at the hedgerow that runs directly away from the road. There I was, happily checking out the pea field when the car door flew open and out shot this bloke yelling "Oy, pervert... what the **** are you doing?" He ran towards me and tried to snatch the binoculars. He gave me hell... calling me all the names under the sun. Meanwhile a slim, and very attractive brunette appeared in the distance... How was I to know his missus was having a **** in the hedge? ^_^ :o After that, set up the hide on the edge of some peas, put a rotary out about 50 yards to my left, and a wide horseshoe pattern of 10 flocked deeks between me and the rotary and had a great morning. Picked up 23 cartridges and 19 birds Lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richg Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Yep, it's surprising the game you see when your out and about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Worryingly, this occurred in a suburban street... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 FANTASTIC kill ratio. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samw Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 hahaha just had to say thats happend to me before no one was having a p*** in the hedge like but they was both in the car getting down and dirty lol if ya get my drift lol gd shooting tho mate cheers sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev 1 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thats the sort of luck i have..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurrasicway Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 You have just brightened up my day. The sort of thing that would happen to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek.snr Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 the thing is ,if you had seen her would you have watched,bet you would .i bet 99% of members would but 99% would deny it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 the thing is ,if you had seen her would you have watched,bet you would .i bet 99% of members would but 99% would deny it. i would watch but wouldnt deny it ah the things ive seen around town when trying out new binoculars/scope/spotting scope in the back garden... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turk101 Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 excellent shooting toombsy, At least you did'nt get a slap!!! turk101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 the thing is ,if you had seen her would you have watched,bet you would .i bet 99% of members would but 99% would deny it. I have seen all kinds of things from my high seats and pigeon hides, and when pottering about on the farm. If it's a decent spectacle, I am happy to watch. If it's not, I shout at them to eff off. Our sprayer driver nearly crushed a pair of OAPs rogering each other on a field margin on Saturday evening (they were so preoccupied that they didn't see the enormous red vehicle lumbering up the field towards them). They made an extremely quick departure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Our sprayer driver nearly crushed a pair of OAPs rogering each other What a sight-did he need counciling afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 He did give us the nauseating detail when we'd got him tanked up. He'd been pretty reluctant to talk about it until then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIRARMSTX200 Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 should of said your a twitcher and you had just noticed a couple of tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 should of said your a twitcher and you had just noticed a couple of tits or a botanist and were just studying a rare bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketRebel Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 This morning I went out after the pigeons again. There's a couple of places I've been keeping my eye on over the week, so I had a little ride round first to see if there was anything about - checking the fields with my binoculars. I headed off to a field where I thought the pigeons would be. There's one pull-over there, but a car was already parked in it. The bloke sat in the car was on his mobile. So I parked a few yards away, and grabbed my binoculars. I walked towards the back of his car where I could get a good look at the hedgerow that runs directly away from the road. There I was, happily checking out the pea field when the car door flew open and out shot this bloke yelling "Oy, pervert... what the **** are you doing?" He ran towards me and tried to snatch the binoculars. He gave me hell... calling me all the names under the sun. Meanwhile a slim, and very attractive brunette appeared in the distance... How was I to know his missus was having a **** in the hedge? After that, set up the hide on the edge of some peas, put a rotary out about 50 yards to my left, and a wide horseshoe pattern of 10 flocked deeks between me and the rotary and had a great morning. Picked up 23 cartridges and 19 birds Lovely Good shooting fella.. Next time ,have the shotgun at hand, approch your permission/land, do as you normally would, have your fun. Be probably the best 'bang' she had, that morning ! Amaising how the guys attitude would change to 'pussy' cat mode too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Good shooting fella.. Next time ,have the shotgun at hand, approch your permission/land, do as you normally would, have your fun. Be probably the best 'bang' she had, that morning ! Amaising how the guys attitude would change to 'pussy' cat mode too Not a good idea hey You do come up with some strange answers and threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerseaDavid Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Sounds like you had fun lol. Great shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarpa Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Not a good idea hey :blink: You do come up with some strange answers and threads Not sure if that was the weapon he had in his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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