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This morning I went out after the pigeons again. There's a couple of places I've been keeping my eye on over the week, so I had a little ride round first to see if there was anything about - checking the fields with my binoculars.

 

I headed off to a field where I thought the pigeons would be. There's one pull-over there, but a car was already parked in it. The bloke sat in the car was on his mobile.

 

So I parked a few yards away, and grabbed my binoculars. I walked towards the back of his car where I could get a good look at the hedgerow that runs directly away from the road.

 

There I was, happily checking out the pea field when the car door flew open and out shot this bloke yelling "Oy, pervert... what the **** are you doing?"

 

He ran towards me and tried to snatch the binoculars. He gave me hell... calling me all the names under the sun.

 

Meanwhile a slim, and very attractive brunette appeared in the distance...

 

How was I to know his missus was having a **** in the hedge?

 

:lol::lol::lol: ^_^ :o

 

After that, set up the hide on the edge of some peas, put a rotary out about 50 yards to my left, and a wide horseshoe pattern of 10 flocked deeks between me and the rotary and had a great morning.

 

Picked up 23 cartridges and 19 birds

 

Lovely :yes::good:

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hahaha just had to say thats happend to me before no one was having a p*** in the hedge like but they was both in the car getting down and dirty lol if ya get my drift lol gd shooting tho mate

 

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sam

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the thing is ,if you had seen her would you have watched,bet you would .i bet 99% of members would but 99% would deny it.

 

i would watch but wouldnt deny it :yahoo:

 

ah the things ive seen around town when trying out new binoculars/scope/spotting scope in the back garden... :yahoo:

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the thing is ,if you had seen her would you have watched,bet you would .i bet 99% of members would but 99% would deny it.

 

I have seen all kinds of things from my high seats and pigeon hides, and when pottering about on the farm. If it's a decent spectacle, I am happy to watch. If it's not, I shout at them to eff off. Our sprayer driver nearly crushed a pair of OAPs rogering each other on a field margin on Saturday evening (they were so preoccupied that they didn't see the enormous red vehicle lumbering up the field towards them). They made an extremely quick departure.

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This morning I went out after the pigeons again. There's a couple of places I've been keeping my eye on over the week, so I had a little ride round first to see if there was anything about - checking the fields with my binoculars.

 

I headed off to a field where I thought the pigeons would be. There's one pull-over there, but a car was already parked in it. The bloke sat in the car was on his mobile.

 

So I parked a few yards away, and grabbed my binoculars. I walked towards the back of his car where I could get a good look at the hedgerow that runs directly away from the road.

 

There I was, happily checking out the pea field when the car door flew open and out shot this bloke yelling "Oy, pervert... what the **** are you doing?"

 

He ran towards me and tried to snatch the binoculars. He gave me hell... calling me all the names under the sun.

 

Meanwhile a slim, and very attractive brunette appeared in the distance...

 

How was I to know his missus was having a **** in the hedge?

 

:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::yahoo::good:

 

After that, set up the hide on the edge of some peas, put a rotary out about 50 yards to my left, and a wide horseshoe pattern of 10 flocked deeks between me and the rotary and had a great morning.

 

Picked up 23 cartridges and 19 birds

 

Lovely :yahoo::yahoo:

 

Good shooting fella.. :yahoo:

 

Next time ,have the shotgun at hand, approch your permission/land, do as you normally would, have your fun.

 

Be probably the best 'bang' she had, that morning ! Amaising how the guys attitude would change to 'pussy' cat mode too :good:

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Good shooting fella.. :yahoo:

 

Next time ,have the shotgun at hand, approch your permission/land, do as you normally would, have your fun.

 

Be probably the best 'bang' she had, that morning ! Amaising how the guys attitude would change to 'pussy' cat mode too :yahoo:

 

 

Not a good idea hey :yahoo:

 

You do come up with some strange answers and threads :yahoo:

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