TaxiDriver

Give the wife a stiff brush to hold then run over her 😃 In all seriousness, I put the nozzle of the pressure washer in the grass chute and give it a blast, and/or tip it to one side and give it a blast and then the other side.

No funny looking 'go faster' stripes either They say "You can't polish a ****", No but you can put stripes on it

AND, Blame it all on his mate for not turning up till late, only staying an hour and not getting anything done :lol:

I'm all out of bonnet hinges

I know you've nothing to hide but had you noticed your personal address is visible ?

Bob Geldof ??

Eeeeee Gods man are you mad I've got a coil of new copper brake piping in the shed lol

It is important that you exercise your right to vote, our fore fathers fought to preserve, It matters little which way you vote, Whoever wins will Royally **** you over, The Rich will get Richer, The poor and disadvantaged will remain so And the powers that be will continue to give away millions of £'s to other nations in Foreign Aid, Loans (ha like we ever get it back) whilst leaving our own vulnerable, young, elderly, sick to suffer. It won't change

Damn I keep reading this as stair gate

Well, Life's been turned upside down now Flo's arrived lol It's been 20 odd years since I had a puppy and I'm unsure about where & what to start with training. She's been here just over a week now and we're having some success at housetraining but lots of #1 accidents if we're not watching her like a hawk. I'd love to know how folks get the dogs undivided attention ? I swear 90% of the time she couldn't give a toss wether I'm there or not

There's a shipping company called IST, right at the Port of Parkeston Quay, they might be able to give you a pallet load or something ?

I'm not sure, but have a look in your wife's bedside drawer ? (At the back behind the underwear that you once bought and only ever saw her wear the once on yer birthday)

See other topic on the New Defender

I thought that might be the case.

Well, given how difficult it can be to get trades people to turn up when they say I don't suppose she wanted to lose them.

Apparently Joan was very blue :( Managed to shoot secure the cat in the conservatory so that's one less small worry. Worst Sudden Death I ever attended was a woman who'd been sat in her chair in front of the gas fire for 4 days and had legs like corned beef, back in those days I was slim enough AND light enough to dangled head first through a ground floor fanlight.

Had a bit of a shocker this evening, Next door neighbours grand daughter knocked on the door and asked if she could have Nans' spare key, She'd come round to check on Nan as she hadn't answered the phone all day. Gave her the key and went to the front door and waited whilst she let herself in, Dog was in and went mad barking, all of a sudden there's shrieking and crying, She'd gone through the house and found Nan doing the final sleep in or on her bed :( So this evening the Ambo's have been there, the Police, Undertakers,The daughter and Her partner, two other Grand daughters and their respective partners, all I could do was make tea/coffee for those who wanted. Gotta try and capture the cat now over the next few days.

Tom, Are you sure about the recovery truck not needing MoT ? When I was working as a Towie every truck my boss owned had yearly MoT right from the 3.5tonne upto the 12tonner And the service vans and RDT unit.

Cracking Offer. Blimey half of PW must have shares in that Land Rover

Thanks for the explanation. I hope you don't think I wasn't being critical as I wouldn't dare as I know nothing about woodwork or diy and couldn't hit a 6" nail with a club hammer.

Just an observation from the uninformed (me) But some of those boards look to stick out like a sore thumb when you look at the next board ? I'm not a fan of the regimented and contrasting plugs, but that just personal opinion, can a floor like that be invisibly fixed ? Lovely looking job you've done mind

I'm not completely au fait with the exact wordings but there is some examples where you can do so privately but (for example) not for hire or reward. I can own/drive an 11 - 15 seat minibus privately eg I have an extended family, But when I had the taxi/ph business I could only drive an 8 seater for hire or reward, I can't get paid employment driving a vehicle with over 8 passenger seats unless I take another driving test. Anyways, the vehicle I have could possibly be interest/use to the OP either with 9 seats configured as is or could easily be reconfigured to give 6 forward facing in two rows and a large load area.

To the OP, I might have just the thing to suit dependant on the size & weight of your engine ? It's a 2005 Transit Semi hi top (standing height) Minibus 3 seats upfront, 6 in rear arranged Face to face and a fair boot space behind. It's got approx 120k on it and I've had it from 18000 miles, was used for school runs twice a day and airport runs, driven by myself only.

Once quite loudly told a rather persistent receptionist " I've got a boil on the end of my cock, why can YOU help ?" I've never been asked since

Time any claim is sorted he could be due to retire lol