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monkeyjaimz

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  1. Happy new year to all! just got back from watching the fireworks in leeds and freezing me buns off (-4 there). All the best for 2009 everybody
  2. Staffordshire I think, it's on the bbs aswell: http://www.airgunbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=335198
  3. monkeyjaimz

    Knife!

    I did a poll on this subject not so long ago: http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/ind...90&hl=knife seems there's a few on here that think they're mick dundee
  4. Looks like a lovely example andy, shame I dont shoot .22 and I dont have the spare cash - otherwise i'd come and have a look
  5. Nice to see you posting again snakey, did you eventualy get sorted out with the dog in the end?
  6. Did you get sorted then Tarka mate?
  7. Just got in, few bunnies for the pot and the ferrets - spent a little while watching a huge owl sat in a tree near the spot I was ambushing scuts, then he took off and flew right over me, made the night for me that did
  8. Just had me tea, now i'm off out with the lamp
  9. Evening all, couldnt sleep tonight so been outside playing with the ferrets in the garage (I havent got a dog yet), would have got the gun & lamp out and gone out for a bit but the source of all evil would kill me. Hey Ho, gives me a chance to catch up on my reading without background inane whittering at any rate
  10. Give the barrel a good clean, either with a pull through or shoot through felts. As already said, try freeing up the mag with a bit of lube
  11. And after 15 hours of: 300 yards of blocked drain 1 leaking bath panel 4 loose toilet seats A hoof load of light bulb changes Fitting a new door closer Repairing a fly curtain descaling urinal u bends and waste pipes an evening of delivering pizzas Im back home again quick nip of JD then off to bed methinks. Hope you guys who got some shooting in had a good one, shaun - hope the physio went well mate, chin up
  12. It's not! A very good morning to you all, here's hoping the day goes well and you dont freeze your nuts off at work like I most likely shall be doing
  13. Do you reckon? You may have a point :( I did try the soft toy thing and no it didnt work, although snakeys ploy of leaving the 1st one out of the bury alive as a decoy always has
  14. Complete load of toss I forgot to add that particular offender to the poll: http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/ind...showtopic=70885
  15. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You're right there, Obadiah. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh? FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: A cup o' cold tea. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Without milk or sugar. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Or tea. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: In a cracked cup, an' all. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son". FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, 'e was right. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, 'e was. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor! FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Cardboard box? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Aye. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. ALL: They won't!
  16. I had a pair of those for PE at school, also remember being made to do PE at school in my underpants and vest when I forgot my PE kit
  17. I remember most of them, also mum cutting my hair at home, rubicks magic and cube, getting teased for wearing gola trainers (before they became retro and trendy) also watching the wonder years on a sunday and being sent to bed after staying up to watch dallas or dynasty.
  18. I've had one of these and can say that they are cracking little nv spotting scopes
  19. Right, firstly - welcome to the forum mate . And secondly, I have a 6-24 x 50 mounted on my FX Cyclone and it's bloody fantastic. I wind it right down for lamping, set it on around 10 for general hunting and wind it up for targets / bipoding etc. As far as is it worth it? goes - how much is the guy asking for it? Falcons are great guns - as already mentioned
  20. Apparantly whilst Mr Darling has cut VAT to 15% for 13 months, he is also going to stick another 2p a litre tax onto fuel permanently, round and round we go..... http://www.petrolprices.com/blog/fuel-pric...crease-106.html
  21. Welcome to the forum mate
  22. Cracking looking pup there mate, hope he does you proud
  23. Cracking report, great pics too. Really looking forward to starting with my ferets soon
  24. To fill my 300bar 4.3lt bottle, I can go over the bridge (£5.40 tolls) and get it filled at a dive shop for £3.50. Or I can go to local shooting shop and pay a fiver.
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