bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 i've got a strong stomach i wasn't gonna let a bit ##]## and claret put me off not after exerting energy to get there to begin with i was taking my prize!. at least i've ticked that off my list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glensman Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Alhtough A LOT of this has me confused (you seem mad to me) one question springs to mind... Why is this in gun sales? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cap1len Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 why is this in gun sales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 im gonna sound retarded now i've never fixed a puncher in my life i think that'll be more of a challenge than the deer! it wasn't on the A15 im gutted i've got a puncher though two in one day would have been awsome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 its in gun sales as i wanted a quick reply and know there is always a lot of people in gun sales and the mods would move it to an appropriate area. im not mad its something every man use to know how to do from a young age back in the good old days when all we had was a spear and a club to hunt with thats the trouble with us we're just lazy now with all our guns and pre packed food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George1990 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Surely the split guts would only taint the meat in that area? So the back legs and shoulders should be fine, no? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 not sure george i think i'll go with the general on here though and bag it all up and get rid, its bin day tomorrow and i'd rather not risk it. does anyone know what colour bin deer carcass goes in black green or blue? i can't remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamechef Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 please keep this going.....its just getting funnier!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmboy99 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 haha this is excellent well impressed with your effort mate i'd expect it died on the scene without vet help by the sound of it and would feed to my dogs happily although dont take my advice as if your dogs died id never forgive myself. but like whats been said unless you know its just died and hasnt been messed with its not worth eating yourself. you used to get about £50 for a deer dependant on size. your not supposed to sell them now but you blatently can if you know the butcher. anyway five stars for enthusiasm mate! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 i think its gonna end up in the bin to be fair its a shame to see it go to waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 i don't think the neighbours will talk to me again after seeing it strung up by two legs on the post for the washing line with me stood there with my shaven head and a selection of knives a saw an axe and an antique ghurkas kukri putting it to good use hacking away like a scene from hostel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glensman Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Feed it to the dogs, I'm sure it's grand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 (edited) Well now Glensman not sure thats the best advice if I gave you a bit of meat and said, "its ok but may be poisened" would you feed it to your dogs? Edited October 20, 2009 by docholiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linny Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 if the neighbours are not going to speak to you put it in there bin just get rid of it to be safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmboy99 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 i have a mate who once clipped a deer with his van thought it was dead threw it in the back then about 4 miles down the road it flew from the back into the front kicking him in the face whilst doing so he then had to drive well i say had to he did drive 4-6 miles home with a live deer in the front of the van. upon arriving home he went to take it out and was mid way through with his hands around the back legs pulling it out of the van when his neighbours drove in. hahaha i laughed quite a bit at that one. he regularly guts animals and leaves deer strung up for them to see they then come back to find him pulling a live deer out the van. pretty funny stuff : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 i am just gonna chuck it like i said i've had my fun with it (not like that though, the thought never crossed my mind honest) and i was never gonna eat it as i don't like the stuff and cheers for the advice gents its been intresting im off to make a cuppa wash my knives and dispose of it i think. you've got till i've finished my cuppa for any last minute bids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud9 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 theres a few dead pheasants on the side of the train track on 1 of my permissions in whitestake your welcome to but you may need a spade but look on the plus side they wont need plucking :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 i forgot to say if anyone does want to take the risk (i wouldn't) i would take a few box's of 2" of 21/2" 410 cartridges instead of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clint1 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 You could have earned yourself £250 with a vid of you pushing a punctured bike up the road with bambi round your neck. A bit of forethought next time young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 cloud9 now your just teasing you know i've got a puncher, talk about kicking a man when he's down :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glensman Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Well now Glensman not sure thats the best advice if I gave you a bit of meat and said, "its ok but may be poisened" would you feed it to your dogs? I thought the consensus was that it was Very unlikely to have been interfered with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud9 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 cloud9 now your just teasing you know i've got a puncher, talk about kicking a man when he's down :blink: sorry forgot but i did say on the train track so you could push you bike get on the train its not far but really we have dog walkers who always pick up roadkill/trainkill i even leave rabbits for them when mrs dont want me to take them home i string them to the barbed wire for them to collect not any deer on my shoots but i think i would of done the same thing not on a bike though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmboy99 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 clint1 youve got me chucklin wheres that fat northern bird when you need her!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Alhtough A LOT of this has me confused (you seem mad to me) one question springs to mind... Why is this in gun sales? im with you on this one. its in gun sales as i wanted a quick reply and know there is always a lot of people in gun sales and the mods would move it to an appropriate area. im not mad its something every man use to know how to do from a young age back in the good old days when all we had was a spear and a club to hunt with thats the trouble with us we're just lazy now with all our guns and pre packed food And you say your NOT mad! i don't think the neighbours will talk to me again after seeing it strung up by two legs on the post for the washing line with me stood there with my shaven head and a selection of knives a saw an axe and an antique ghurkas kukri putting it to good use hacking away like a scene from hostel! REALLY? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 im not mad just for wishing i lived in simpler times MM and its not my fault my neighbours find the sight of a bald blood soaked man weilding a kukri as strange, i don't judge them for going to church to worship a man they claim created the whole world in seven days and impregnated another mans wife without even touching her if that really could happen i think we all owe a lot of maintinence money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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