Toombsy Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 I have some news !!!!!! You'll love these three fantastic excuses as to why my ex didn't want to marry me when I asked her on Christmas day.... 1. The relationship wouldn't be fair because I earn more than her 2. I told my daughters, my folks, and her folks that I was thinking of proposing before I asked her 3. Because I once said that I could have throttled my 2 year old when she was having tantrums, that makes me an exceptionally violent man who is capable of commiting murder Perhaps I would have stood a better chance if I had told her on Christmas day morning that I have requested that my salary be halved, my immediate relations be placed within a time machine and whizzed back to a time before I told them about the imminent proposal, and that I had sold all my guns, knives, all sharp objects and moved to a cave in Southern Yemen where I couldn't possibly meet or harm anyone. I have never laughed at someone so much as I did her when I heard these mental reasons And I got the money back for the ring.... and that's going on a damn good holiday for me and my kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 sorry to hear that mate, i thought my choice in women was bad but by the sounds of things you had a bloody lucky escape! good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 You're not wrong there mate. Lucky escape me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Why not really make her day by dressing in a white gown with a white pointy hat on your head. I think its her who isnt ready and made these excuses up to ease her own guilt cos they are a bit feeble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 1. The relationship wouldn't be fair because I earn more than her That's all you need to know. Mentalist feminist illogical nutbitch. Good escape chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Mentalist feminist illogical nutbitch. Good escape chap That's made my night. Thanks mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 1. The relationship wouldn't be fair because I earn more than her I earn far more than Mrs Brannigan, but she never complains because she is too busy spending it all! And I got the money back for the ring.... and that's going on a damn good holiday for me and my kids Good on you Toombsy. Here's to a better 2010 ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 You're not wrong there mate. Lucky escape me thinks Excellent. Got any naked pics you can put up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Excellent. Got any naked pics you can put up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Excellent. Got any naked pics you can put up? Don't be silly he will get banned by pm or email will do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Excellent. Got any naked pics you can put up? And if she hasn't got the balls to give you a REAL reason (because they are obviously feeble excuses, so that's no place to start) after a week then so be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweedledee Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 i always think woman can hit you well below the belt because they know it will hurt you.yeah feeble excuses but chances are she was trying to provoke a reaction from you. best of luck i`m marred 11 years past and still don`t understand my wife. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 best of luck i`m marred 11 years past and still don`t understand my wife. lol Thats because you bought her from Thailand ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweedledee Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Thats because you bought her from Thailand ZB i wished. she might have been more obedient had that been the case. oh and easier kept too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Don't be silly he will get banned by pm or email will do Fair point. Or he can text them to Zapp - 07973 429 269 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 I don't suppose she's also a horse rider? Nothing worse than a woman who thinks more of her horse than she thinks of her man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 I don't suppose she's also a horse rider? Nothing worse than a woman who thinks more of her horse than she thinks of her man. unless she likes wearing her riding boots and carry her whip about alot :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 I don't suppose she's also a horse rider? Nothing worse than a woman who thinks more of her horse than she thinks of her man. All horse riding women are suspect, I mean who CHOOSES to shovel **** 7/365? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Right, who just texted me this "with love from PW"??: If it was you Toombsy, I'd say her excuses were the least of your worries. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Right, who just texted me this "with love from PW"??: If it was you Toombsy, I'd say her excuses were the least of your worries. ZB That image is deeply disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Right, who just texted me this "with love from PW"??: If it was you Toombsy, I'd say her excuses were the least of your worries. ZB i wouldnt even go near it, and i have no standards :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 It wasn't me. I wouldn't want to share such a beautiful image with people I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 i wouldnt even go near it, and i have no standards :good: Ditto, both statements. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 "Never marry a pretty woman" I was advised by my first workmates. "A woman is like an outside toilet. If you have the smartest one in the terrace, everybody else tries to use it" I followed their advise, but could never bring myself to marry an ugly bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 "Never marry a pretty woman" I was advised by my first workmates."A woman is like an outside toilet. If you have the smartest one in the terrace, everybody else tries to use it" I followed their advise, but could never bring myself to marry an ugly bitch. :good: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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