100milesaway Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Never buy a book when theres a library in town Nuff said. From Auntie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Mrs Sweepy hasn't been provoked into posting on this one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 And don't be barking behind the door when you have a dog to do that for you either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 You should have put "sane" above ">massive norks<" in your list of "things to look for in a wife" then ! Now, how about those pictures of her charlies ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 One thing for sure is that us men will never understand the mind of a woman. Just enjoy the holiday with the Kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 One thing for sure is that us men will never understand the mind of a woman. We've just upgraded from our steam powered 20" CTR to a 40" LCD telly. OK I said when it was all installed and working, I'll take the old one to the dump. The wife went off on one about dumping a 'perfectly good telly', despite the fact the on off control wasn't working so you had to switch it at the telly, and that _no one_ will want a 12 year old TV. Absolutely no logic to this at all (and I don't even think it was that time of the month). I ended up putting it in the roof space but was very tempted to tell her I had and dump it any way. Bonkers the lot of them. Nial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Yes but Mr Nial If anything go wrong with your new one . Your still got your old one near by to replace it . While your waiting for the new one to be fix. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kron Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 All horse riding women are suspect, I mean who CHOOSES to shovel **** 7/365? Fact - speaking as the husband of one. However she does earn a lot more than me which, going by the original post, is a highly underrated aspect to have in a spouse these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Fact - speaking as the husband of one. However she does earn a lot more than me which, going by the original post, is a highly underrated aspect to have in a spouse these days. used to have one of these as well, problem was mine spent all she had on the two horses plus some she didn't. problem with horsey girls is they usually seem to be quite good in the sack so you give them a bit more leeway as for those excuses well hope you're not still speaking to her and you've burned the last of her posessions left at yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 problem with horsey girls is they usually seem to be quite good in the sack so you give them a bit more leeway Strong, grippy thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Callum. Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 If that is the real picture of her,you're better off sticking to riding a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Callum. Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Or even a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanibaby Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I'm sorry it didn't go according to plan Toombsy!.. But those are some silly reasons she gave you, and I'm glad you can see the silver lining! I hope you find someone who knocks your socks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Strong, grippy thighs :blink: and a penchant for wearing riding boots and carry whips about :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 and a penchant for wearing riding boots and carry whips about :blink: Ah but that's only for you when you dress up like a village people cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Ah but that's only for you when you dress up like a village people cop well is thats what she wants... actually ive never had the pleasure of a horsey woman. im so allergic to horses that a horsey woman could kill me with one sniff of her jodhpurs - and get your minds out of the gutter you lot!! wait a minute, i always wondered why my ex started going on she wanted to build stables at the house... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Callum. Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 well is thats what she wants... actually ive never had the pleasure of a horsey woman. im so allergic to horses that a horsey woman could kill me with one sniff of her jodhpurs - and get your minds out of the gutter you lot!! wait a minute, i always wondered why my ex started going on she wanted to build stables at the house... :blink: People who ride horses must be good at riding other things,I had a man at beating tell me my mother was good at riding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 well is thats what she wants... actually ive never had the pleasure of a horsey woman. im so allergic to horses that a horsey woman could kill me with one sniff of her jodhpurs - and get your minds out of the gutter you lot!! wait a minute, i always wondered why my ex started going on she wanted to build stables at the house... :blink: I knew a horsey women, not for nothing was she known as Dirty Debbie,seemed to keep it up even when her horse had died, not that I as coplaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 People who ride horses must be good at riding other things,I had a man at beating tell me my mother was good at riding. Was that at like your masochistic beating session? Or did you then proceed to beat the bloke because he talked dirty about your MUm? Or was it your Dad telling you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Callum. Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Was that at like your masochistic beating session? Or did you then proceed to beat the bloke because he talked dirty about your MUm? Or was it your Dad telling you? Nooo friend of the family who is 20 years older. :L My mum is very good at riding horses.But i'm not sure what else because my parents are split up,and i'd rather not know anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I knew a horsey women, not for nothing was she known as Dirty Debbie,seemed to keep it up even when her horse had died, not that I as coplaining whats your other halfs name again?? :blink: :blink: Was that at like your masochistic beating session? Or did you then proceed to beat the bloke because he talked dirty about your MUm? Or was it your Dad telling you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 whats your other halfs name again?? :blink: You know me too well young Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 You know me too well young Robert :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kron Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 and a penchant for wearing riding boots and carry whips about :blink: Although the smell of horse rugs drying on the radiators at the same time does tend to kill the magic. I believe we may be straying off topic. toombsy short term its clearly a *******. long term sounds like you had a lucky escape. at least you got your money back on the ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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