pavman Posted January 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 I just had a green Poo, which is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Well that's sorted out who the fat b******* are among us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 That's a bit like saying only people with dandruff use Head and Shoulders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Sweepy is now on a sex ban till he loses half a stone You have too be cruel to be kind. xxxSuzy If my mrs did that to me she'd be in for a nasty shock. I'm a bit fat and can go straight to sleep just as well as any woman. Be careful it doesn't end up as you being on the ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8landy Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Sweepy is now on a sex ban till he loses half a stone You have too be cruel to be kind. xxxSuzy Sex is one of the best work-outs you can have. Give him more and he will loose that half stone faster. PS Mr sweepy you owe me a pint for sugesting this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Next week down to 600cal per day on medical instruction - God help me, there are more calories than that in the smell of a bacon butty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 stay fat..keep warm...diet in spring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I am taking your advice chaps. Big dirty fry up for breakfast yesterday. Lunch consisted of 2 plates of food from the staff canteen... A chicken tikka and rice on one plate and caramelised red onion sausages and chips on another place. Raided teh vending machine on my break for a few chocolate bars and monster munch. Dinner consisted off venison burgers, chips and peas followed by a whole bar of green and blacks chocolate. Then polished off half a packet of cookies with a pint of milk before I went to bed. AND I'VE STILL NOT PUT ON ANY WEIGHT. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I am taking your advice chaps. Big dirty fry up for breakfast yesterday. Lunch consisted of 2 plates of food from the staff canteen... A chicken tikka and rice on one plate and caramelised red onion sausages and chips on another place. Raided teh vending machine on my break for a few chocolate bars and monster munch. Dinner consisted off venison burgers, chips and peas followed by a whole bar of green and blacks chocolate. Then polished off half a packet of cookies with a pint of milk before I went to bed. AND I'VE STILL NOT PUT ON ANY WEIGHT. FM Ollie: I used to eat like that when I was your age. I didn't put on any weight, just pooed like an elephant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 What the **** shape are you? I'm the same height, just under 13st, 34" waist and 42 chest. Actually, what the **** shape am i!? I'm 5'11" with a 34/36 in waist..44in chest....16stone (ish)...I do class my waist as just above the knee now tho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 First weekend for over year without a drop of booze...stomach thinks my throat has been cut.. And been over the gym..now I can't move either.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showe Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 i am sea food diet seafood and eat it :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Well !!! I feel realy good now..I did say to mrs Jasp that a few lbs had been gained over the last few weeks..But !!!!!!!! today I went to see me good old mum and my cousin and her daughter were there my cousins daughter must have weighed 22 stone and not a lb less made me feel right skinny that girl aint right but !!! made me feel better :unsure: jasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Well !!! I feel realy good now..I did say to mrs Jasp that a few lbs had been gained over the last few weeks..But !!!!!!!! today I went to see me good old mum and my cousin and her daughter were there my cousins daughter must have weighed 22 stone and not a lb less made me feel right skinny that girl aint right but !!! made me feel better :unsure: jasp Thats the spirit Jasp!!! lol Just invite her everytime you go out of the house and stand as close to her as possible!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 3lb down, only another 7lb to go!!!! Cheers Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorboy Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 i am on a see food diet see food and eat it diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fancyacuppa Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 What's a diet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beretta28g Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 well at 20 stone i should be on a diet, but no matter what i do i cant go less than 17 stone. when i quit i put on 2 stone in the mints i was eating nope i cant be bothered for a while. Beretta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Who fancies updating their results on a weekly basis ? Perhaps if we edit our post and date the edits we can get a running total ? I was down -2 lbs this week. 15st 6lbs... 15/01/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Christmas over ,my 60th Birthday party out of the way .Now i`ve got to lose a stone and a half for my holidays so the wife says ,so goodbye roast beef hello lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 when i quit i put on 2 stone in the mints i was eating Christ how many mints do you eat to do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Some mints are nearly 100% sugar. I guess a pack of polos a day would soon put the weight on? I eat Smints, they don't make me fat (or at least not any fatter!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Who fancies updating their results on a weekly basis ? Perhaps if we edit our post and date the edits we can get a running total ? I was down -2 lbs this week. 15st 6lbs... 15/01/10 Down ... -2 3/4lbs this week 15st 3 1/4...23/01/10... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Well i have manage to lose 3lbs this week. I have also found in the back of the cupbroad WiiFit Which Sweepy bought for me last birthday. And i had used the once. :blink: I have been working out with it now for about three weeks. And i cant believe the differance I think i must have gone to bed one night and woke up the next morning with some other womens body If you want to tone up then get one of these babys. They really are the bees knees. xxxxSuzy Right now for confession time. Forgive me Father Pigeon Watch. For i have sinned. Last night at 8 pm i gave into temptation. I gave way to my lustful urges .And perform the act that one can only be said was shocking and totally out of character. I had a Italian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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