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Is a kilt a nice piece of traditional attire or just an eccentric skirt ?

 

Its because we are better endowed than our smaller southern cousins,and trousers would be too tight and wouldnt be good for our extremely fertile tadpole count.Dont worry about it though fella,my missus is a firm believer in size doesnt matter.She tells me that often,hmmm,in fact too often now i think about it.FFFFFRRREEEDOM. :good:

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Being pure of pure Scottish blood (both sets of grandparents moved down to NE England from Dundee to work in the mines) and being born in england I am in a very good position to pass comments (also my wife is from the Borders). To cut a long story short they look very fine (in the same way shooting gear does) but what I really love is the further south you go in Scotland the more they are worn cos they want to be pure Scottish, when really they are not.

 

But - at the end of the day it's a man in womens clothes and all kilted men (if you can call them men) drink a pint glass with their pinky out!

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So then riddle me this. What precisely is the difference between a "Kilt" and a Lady's "Skirt".

 

Nuff said.

 

If the Jocks want to wear a lady's basque and suspender set, call it "national attire" and make them in a gazillion different tartans that all look the same, then fair do's. Live and let live. But, it's still gonna be a lady's basque and suspender set, but just with a Scottish fella in them.

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So then riddle me this. What precisely is the difference between a "Kilt" and a Lady's "Skirt".

 

Nuff said.

 

If the Jocks want to wear a lady's basque and suspender set, call it "national attire" and make them in a gazillion different tartans that all look the same, then fair do's. Live and let live. But, it's still gonna be a lady's basque and suspender set, but just with a Scottish fella in them.

 

I thought the English kings instigated the Kilts so the enslaved men had the same status as the women?

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Nothing traditional about them, they are a German invention :good: . By the Sax Coburg Gotha's (spelling?). Still, as the good old Duke of Wellington said, " as long as they do it behind closed doors and don't frighten the horses", I don't care :/ .

 

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So then riddle me this. What precisely is the difference between a "Kilt" and a Lady's "Skirt".

 

Nuff said.

 

If the Jocks want to wear a lady's basque and suspender set, call it "national attire" and make them in a gazillion different tartans that all look the same, then fair do's. Live and let live. But, it's still gonna be a lady's basque and suspender set, but just with a Scottish fella in them.

 

When i wear the missuses basque and sussies,its got absolutely nothing to do with the "national attire."I wear them because i like the feel against my skin.I mean,dont we all??? :good:

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Nothing traditional about them, they are a German invention :good: . By the Sax Coburg Gotha's (spelling?). Still, as the good old Duke of Wellington said, " as long as they do it behind closed doors and don't frighten the horses", I don't care :/ .

 

ft

Aye,big Fran was glad of the two "poofs" that made him immortal as the team manager of the lions in 97.

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So then riddle me this. What precisely is the difference between a "Kilt" and a Lady's "Skirt".

 

Nuff said.

 

If the Jocks want to wear a lady's basque and suspender set, call it "national attire" and make them in a gazillion different tartans that all look the same, then fair do's. Live and let live. But, it's still gonna be a lady's basque and suspender set, but just with a Scottish fella in them.

 

Excuse me but men have been wearing skirts dresses or kilts whatever you call them since we were put on this Earth. Hunter gatherer's The Romans, the Greeks. But since when did man decide to attach bells to his leg and dance like a numpty with other men?

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Excuse me but men have been wearing skirts dresses or kilts whatever you call them since we were put on this Earth. Hunter gatherer's The Romans, the Greeks. But since when did man decide to attach bells to his leg and dance like a numpty with other men
cracker :/:good:
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One of my friends wears a kilt all the time.

 

I was with him today building the set for our Pantomime, Oh yes I was!!.

 

He's a good bloke, has some great ideas for set building.

 

I do draw the line at footing the ladder for him though :good:

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