deadeye ive Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Now then gents...........i'm on somewhat of a sticky wicket here(at the mo ,the bull mastiff is at work) Having stripped the fat off a fox pelt i shot the other night and washing it in the wifes sink i decided putting it out to dry on the washing line was'nt a good idea and seeing the fact i've no patience i decided to put in in her washing machine on a FAST spin.Afterwards i put the clothes i was wearing through on a hot wash thinking this would remove any evidence. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*) Her Jack Russell as we speak is still singing and worshipping the washer as he thinks there is a charlie still in there . Any suggestions as my wife should had been a pathologist rather than a dinner lady. PS when answering chaps can you let me know if your divorced or not B) Cranfield With this being of a somewhat humourous nature i thought it best posted in this section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAMMY Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your surname Bean. Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Hammy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooky Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 put a bottle of bleach/disinfectant in the drawer and put it on a wash a few times ? other than that your ### and need to buy a new washer as if she finds out i doubt she will ever want to use it again B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjimlad Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Some pongy fabric conditioner on a boil wash perhaps ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 A new washing machine B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enniskillen Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Run,Hide B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 www.flowersdirect.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Bear with me here,the yanks swear by tomato ketchup for skunk and I know from experience that it removes stoat pong from my hands. I would recommend you use a bottle on the clothes and leave at least an hour then sluice off and wash in the washing machine. I also recommend that you get an old pair of overalls or similar,that is if you still feel attached to your dearest darling wife,and wear that next time....hindsight ,it`s a great thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your surname Bean. Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Hammy YES!!!! Bean.........Sean Bean Played a good game keeper in Lady Chatterleys Lover that he did,,Lucky ****** B) Me moleskins are on there 3rd wash as we speak ........should be the nicest smelling in England by the time i'm finished...........If they still fit that is :*) Henryd If the kids see me using their ketchup mate i will be for the High Jump .Does DADDIES sauce work?? Thanks for the tips Gents Cheers Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High velocity Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 B) i am crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High velocity Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 You had better not blame me for all this B) remember you asked ME first i can just see your other 1/2 now Do the kids think that they are getting a new pair of slippers for christmas each Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 B) Ive , if you need to, head over here ,im sure we can cover your tracks for a while ,thats untill the doberman get your sent again, theres always the French foreign legion Ive WHO Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 OK Chaps It seems i'm in the clear and the pelt is immersed in preserving liquid as we speak. She is suspicous as to why i've decided to wash my moleys when it was throwing it down with rain however B) HV Relax mate ...............just pick me up at the end of the street about 1/2 mile away in futre martin The Foriegn Legion would be no safe santuary for me as my MRS would be just like that Character in the Film Westworld played by .............Now whatis name ................AHA Yul Brynner :( Cheers Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Reminds me of the time , myself and a mate went out foxing. He'd bought some of the warreners super duper fox attractent . Blah Blah Blah , ended up spilling some on the rear seat of his mitsu . We had to drive 30 miles back home with all the windows open at 3 in the morning . The fox stink lasted through a good scrubbing and a full valet . After 8 weeks it subsided enough so he could flog the car . all the best yis yp B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Deadeye, I felt a bit of a fool when I phoned you by accident today, I don't feel so bad now though B) LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 LB It was yesterday that you phoned mate :*) B) Hope you managed to track down NTTF Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 LBIt was yesterday that you phoned mate :*) Hope you managed to track down NTTF Ive Was it? Looks like I am back to square one then B) NTTF phoned me in the end LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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