Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) anyone been caught out with april fools? caught a couple of my friends out this morning by convincing them the south had invaded and i was watching southern irish soldiers walking past my office, one even rang me on his way to the gunshop for ammo :blink: what has everyone been at? who have you caught, or how have you been caught? need ideas for next year... Edited April 1, 2010 by Ozzy Fudd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Was planning a zombie outbreak on a fellow fanatic but thinking about it it'd just end in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA-airgunner Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 dang you weren't taken away by green men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 One of the blokes at work was told by his charge hand that he had to produce about 2 days worth of production from his machine before the end of play or the manager was going to sack him. He is still going flat out. Don't think he will make it but he could get some sort of record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pest control Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) No but I told a few people this morning that my next job was an infestation of spaghetti weevils Edited April 1, 2010 by Pest control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I text my missus and told her that the cat had been run over.....She dint see the funny side when she came in and it was sat in the upstairs window..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I text my missus and told her that the cat had been run over.....She dint see the funny side when she came in and it was sat in the upstairs window..... My kind of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I pretended to cut my thumb off and did the matchbox and tomato ketchup trick on my two boys. Scared the **** out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Was planning a zombie outbreak on a fellow fanatic but thinking about it it'd just end in tears one of my friends is terrified of zombies, so were gonna do a massive wind up on him some night - take him to a friends secluded house, some friends dressed up as zombies, plenty of fake blood, a couple of us with shotguns loaded with blanks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 one of my friends is terrified of zombies, so were gonna do a massive wind up on him some night - take him to a friends secluded house, some friends dressed up as zombies, plenty of fake blood, a couple of us with shotguns loaded with blanks... I'd love it if someone did this to me Don't forget a couple of Dobermans with spaghetti flesh FX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 i got one this morning wasnt happy , been doing some removals with my m8 to get some cash in , got a call this morning got a van job m8 60 quid in it for you thought nothing of it drove the 6 mile to his house to walk in and got "aprils fool" nearly ** him ! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonySmith Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Yep....I 'tested' the Plant priority A1 alarms at work,(A1 alarm means £23 Million quids worth of Plant is about to go seriously pear ) very nice they sound and chuffing loud, my mate was in the Plant at the time, he came legging it to the control room all out of breath.....he swore at me the blighter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'd love it if someone did this to me Don't forget a couple of Dobermans with spaghetti flesh FX That would have been intresting day in court if the subject had picked up a table leg and battered one of the zombies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Derren would never let that happen, he's in control of the situation ..always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hitman Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 I heard on the radio that the AA were giving their breakdown men jet packs so they could fly over traffic jams. I had a chuckle , then a proper laugh when i realised my wife thought it was a good idea , ah bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 try getting a text that the lass is pregnant again...nearly fell for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy1403 Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 the only thing i caught for today was the rise in car tax and it wasn`t a joke either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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