The French

[MM]

and they dont use deodorant

 

I used to work for a French company and even spent a night with lady froggette - she didnt put up much resistance I will tell you. (hairy pits though )

 

 

:lol: :lol:

[Sprackles]

 

If this was facebook, I would be furiously hammering the like button now.

 

On another note...seriously loving this thread.

[Mungler]

I cant decide whether or not it is my favourite PW thing when someone bites like a starving hyena and then lashes themselves to the mast of HMS Outrage, or when the "race card" is played straight off the top of the deck of intolerance and ill humour.

 

Either way, I can say with conviction that both are pretty damn high on the chuckleometer.

[vole]

Haw He Haw He Haw , as we say , " En France ".

[artschool]

If this was facebook, I would be furiously hammering the like button now.

 

never heard it called that before

[wymberley]

And all because the government cancelled TSR2.

[lineshooter]

No the Yanks made us do it because it was too similar to the F111, we couldn`t afford to upset them, in those days.

Edited November 3, 2010 by lineshooter

[wymberley]

No the Yanks made us do it because it was too similar to the F111, we couldn`t afford to upset them, in those days.

Take your point (and also have a feeling you know what I'm on about) but I didn't say it was the French who made us do it and for this thread it's of no consequence who did; the fact remains that the (our) government cancelled TSR 2.

[kdubya]

No the Yanks made us do it because it was too similar to the F111, we couldn`t afford to upset them, in those days.

 

nowt to do with the fact other countries including our mates the aussies decided not to order tsr2 in favour of the 111 then?

 

KW

[lineshooter]

Think you`ll find this country has no mates anymore

[kdubya]

Think you`ll find this country has no mates anymore

 

 

yes we have

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the french

 

KW

[lineshooter]

Ah,but only since yesterday

[lineshooter]

and they only want to be our mates because we may have two aircraft carriers

[kdubya]

and they only want to be our mates because we may have two aircraft carriers

 

true but we have no planes so 50/50

 

KW

[al4x]

this is pure Gold, I thought being racist to the french was allowed and it was only an issue if you're black but hey you learn something every day.

[artschool]

this is pure Gold, I thought being racist to the french was allowed and it was only an issue if you're black but hey you learn something every day.

 

are the french a race?

 

i thought that was the loophole.

[pavman]

I see that we have a some more Keyboard Warriors jumping on this thread. Do you all think you are clever or hard while you can hide behind your keyboards. I would suggest that the mods shut this thread down rather quickly because I for one am not prepared to sit back and take any more of this racist and downright insulting **** that these gobby idiots are printing and if speaking my mind means getting banned then so be it!

 

 

Chill big man, its all tounge in cheek and was intended as a monty python sketch thread

 

[Birdy]

8 pages of pure genius.

 

Many thanks to all

[lineshooter]

Al4x are you sure its still ok to say the black word.

[al4x]

Al4x are you sure its still ok to say the black word.

 

 

I thought black was ok, sort of statement of fact like or should I have said off white or something similar. I must admit to loosing track of what you can and can't say

[lineshooter]

Well, soon I don`t think you will be able to say gun, unless you whisper.

[pavman]

I thought black was ok, sort of statement of fact like or should I have said off white or something similar. I must admit to loosing track of what you can and can't say

 

 

its a one way street you can have MOBO black music awards for blacks only but you cant have whites only awards as clearly that would be racists

 

now quite how we will address the issue of Gay singing black French squadies is up for debate

Edited November 3, 2010 by pavman

[Canis]

Ive got to agree that this thread has been a comic masterpiece.

 

Personally i think that the french have been one of our best enemies for last 1000 years and should be treated as such.

 

ajincourt, crecy, the peninsular wars & waterloo would have all not been possible without the french!

 

 

in all seriousness i really think that part of our decenent into cr ap ness as a country is down to no longer teaching kids at school to believe "one englishman is worth 4 foreigners", a concept that assisted our navy to acheive some fantastic victories that spawned an empire that covered most of the globe*.

 

(* exept france because queen Vicky didn't want that bit cos it was dirty )

[al4x]

its a one way street you can have MOBO black music awards for blacks only but you cant have whites only awards as clearly that would be racists

 

now quite how we will address the issue of Gay singing black French squadies is up for debate

 

 

does pose the question of whether we should have the MOWO awards as well, If so I'd vote for Johnathan Ross to present it as him saying MOWO awards would likely end up with me in stitches laughing on the floor

Edited November 3, 2010 by al4x

[death from below]

There's nothing stopping anyone having a MOWO other than the fact that no one would be interested - I'm white and proud of it but I wouldn't be interested in a MOWO taking up airtime on the TV. The reason there is a MOBO is because, amongst other reasons, members of the black community decided to create the awards - and well done for doing so - I hate it when 'us white hard done by' bods start whinging about not having it fair - wake up and smell the Tetley tea, life ain't fair and no one ever said it was. So get over what other people are doing and if something riles you so much, do something about it - just don't bother sending me an complimentary tickets for your MOWO awards 'cause it'll be really DULL.