Stolen snowman

[margun]

Especially loving the line

 

"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

[Bloke]

Dips***, wasting police time - maybe she'll get ten minutes on Jeremy Kyle to talk about the trauma!

Edited December 3, 2010 by Bloke

[silpig5]

hearing the recording is priceless . know what i mean .

[Breastman]

Judging by her manner i wouldn't be surprised if it had happened over night and it had just melted!

 

Mark

[pegleg31]

god essex girls sound thick

 

 

i'm glad my mum has lost her accent

[margun]

She's from Chatham (where I work). There's an abundance of these morons around here.

[showe]

there r sum cranks isnt there

[Lez325]

My God! whats this world coming too

 

she's more stressed about loosing her £2 lol

 

 

Les :yp:

[Mungler]

god essex girls sound thick

 

 

i'm glad my mum has lost her accent

 

 

 

"Woman dials 999 to report snowman theft in Kent"

[pegleg31]

ok

 

well you all sound the same from round that way

[bakerboy]

ok

 

well you all sound the same from round that way

The accent is called Estuary English, not to be confused with Real English, Cockney or other southern accents. I am Cockney and proud of it, my Mother in Law thought I was common it took many years to convince her I wasn't

Edited December 3, 2010 by bakerboy

[pegleg31]

The accent is called Estuary English, not to be confused with Real English, Cockney or other southern accents. I am Cockney and proud of it, my Mother in Law thought I was common it took many years to convince her I wasn't

 

 

my dads a cockey and a leyton orient fan

 

and my mums from romford and i've still got family all over london but she still sounds thick

[Mungler]

my dads a cockey

 

Right you are.

[pegleg31]

 

never noticed that

 

still it works

Edited December 3, 2010 by pegleg31

[UKPoacher]

What you lot probably don't realise is that many, many 999 calls are of a similar trivial nature. The system is being abused and no one has the brains or bottle to sort it out.

 

For example;

 

999 call to report that someone in Yorkshire is being threatened on Facebook by someone in Mersyside who they haven't seen for over twenty years and neither know the other's address. Yet she still feels scared and wants the police to do something now.

 

999 call to say that she was assaulted by her partner's ex-girlfriend three weeks ago

 

999 call to say that five hours previously he was clipped by a bus wing mirror and has a bruise on his head.

 

This sort of thing is happening all over the country every day and has been for years.

[death from below]

I'm sure it's the same woman who started the 'Raoul Moat's a legend' facebook page - or if not they must be related - ******* thick cow.

[Chris Bb]

The accent is called Estuary English, not to be confused with Real English, Cockney or other southern accents.

I used to live out on the Essex marshes, the accent there was very pleasant.

 

and my mums from romford and i've still got family all over london but she still sounds thick.

Who, your mum or the woman on the radio?

[juby trap]

wonder if she made as much noise when she lost her virginity

[Frenchieboy]

I believe that the missing snowman in question was either eaten by a big cat (A Snow Leopard of course) or was it shot and hauled away by a "Trophy Hunter"

[mfletch]

Hes been found but held as a hostage

 

[Billy.]

I'm going to make a film about snowmen who become trapped in situations and have to melt parts of their body off to escape.

 

I'll call it 'Thaw'

 

 

What a dappy cow she is. Clearly has more eggs than braincells.

[bakerboy]

I used to live out on the Essex marshes, the accent there was very pleasant.

 

 

Who, your mum or the woman on the radio?

Estuary English originates from the Kent side of the Thames,it's most famous supporter being Ben Elton.

I know there is a difference by which side of the medway you live, being Kentish Men and Men of Kent, No offence aimed at either.

Of course the newest language "nationwide" is Whi**er" you can work that one out for yourselves, (insert 2 G's)

bakerboy

[swiss.tony]

Wat a numppty bet she was on crack

[Carter59]

What you lot probably don't realise is that many, many 999 calls are of a similar trivial nature. The system is being abused and no one has the brains or bottle to sort it out.

 

£100 on the spot fines would be a start.

[Breastman]

I'm going to make a film about snowmen who become trapped in situations and have to melt parts of their body off to escape.

 

I'll call it 'Thaw'

 

 

Very good!

 

 

 

Mark