deputy dog Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Any one know how i can stop my Jack Russel farting like no tomorrow and stinking the house out ??? . We'v been feeding him quality dried dog food for 6 years now and every now an then he gets the scraps mixed with gravey from Sunday dinner. No problem till about 5 months ago. He's started farting his brains out and realy realy buzzing eye watering stinky farts :sick: . Iv tried different foods but nothing seems to make a difference to him guffing his brains out like no tomorrow. :no: Please can any one suggest any thing else, i'm fed up of watching tv like the masked crusader with watery eyes. :no: Cheers DD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Has he been wormed recently - he might need a visit to the vets for a doggy examination and thermometer check just to make sure his guts are working ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J@mes Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 does he need his glands squeezing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 thats it blame the poor innocent little doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) Our ridgebacks are similar. They can clear buildings with their botty burps. I reckon you could bottle it and use as a substitute for tear gas. We had ours checked and clean bill of health. We put them on food that has herbs on to reduce gas; its made about a 5% difference. We don't leave candles on when they are in the building Summer is a massive bonus when we can have plenty of windows open - not such an option when its minus 10! Edited February 11, 2011 by The Duncan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 My JRT has peeled the wallpaper since I bought a batch of Butchers Tripe mix . She seems to enjoy it and I am getting used to it now plus it is quite cheap . She lets one go then spins her tail like Muttley did on Whacky Races . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 got the same problem with the missus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerdeor Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Do what my mum did tell Him/her to go to the toilet.............or stick a polo ups it's ***** hth Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampire Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 My sheperd is the same,just take your dog to the vets and he will prescribe flagyl !,an antibiotic not sure its spelt right (fladge-ill),or you could try natural yogurt,you have my sympathy :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monster1971 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 surely its worth a visit to the vet in case it is something serious failing that you could bottle it and use it in your gas boiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 My JRT has peeled the wallpaper since I bought a batch of Butchers Tripe mix . She seems to enjoy it and I am getting used to it now plus it is quite cheap . She lets one go then spins her tail like Muttley did on Whacky Races . :o How do you eat it, in a pie or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officerdibble777 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 this thread should be run along side "how long can you hold your breath" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 got the same problem with the missus LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Incidentally, how did you get away with putting ****, when you can't put ****? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildfowler.250 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Not 100% but it could be pancreatitis? Just an idea. They don't react to fatty foods well giving them an upset stomach...and farts in which case low fat diets would sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I've got Pancreatitis, wondered why I keep blowing my brains out..... Doubt its the problem, might be, but its not a major symptom in humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 our staffy can have you reconstructing the scene from the end total recall when arnies on the surface of mars.... :blink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpUVPvsIF5w&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 hahahaha i watched that clip and it made me laugh...thats how bad my dogs bottom burps stink.... then i saw this clip.... this guys dog and missus must have ****** at the same time... :blink: (from the same film, strange edit of a clip, but made me giggle....hahah) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOGpgkN2nvI&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 call me childish, that lot has had me in stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 :o How do you eat it, in a pie or what? It IS a recession after all ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Our German shep used to drop some real ****bombs, she would be lay down in front of the fire, then just get up, casually walk into the next room and lie down again...then the wave of gas would fill the room..... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Our German shep used to drop some real ****bombs, she would be lay down in front of the fire, then just get up, casually walk into the next room and lie down again...then the wave of gas would fill the room..... :blink: The Ridgebacks don't. They just let go wherever they are and sound like fat, flatulent middle age men after a night of beer and curry. The the aural/anal repertoire of the Lionhounds has to be heard to be appreciated. From the sound of long-sliding high-pitched whistle to the full cheek wobbling noise of a wet blaster, interspersed with multi-tonal raspberries. Truly foul. Then the gas catches up with your nostrils... "For sale - two canine room pacifiers" Duncan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 OH the pleasure of owning a JRT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ped Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Funniest thread I've read for ages!!! Worryingly, my jack Russell can also clear a room... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 We have two working cockers the 'dog-gas' it's throat burning some days found it's the youngest. Will se how it goes as he also has the 'trotskis' - getting ready to go on holiday, 6 hours in a truck with 4 people and 2 dog-gas generators - can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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