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wow. i have been waiting for a topic like this..... ok everyone, go get a drink. yer in for a long read.

 

religion, british weather, people who either forget to indicate when turning, or indicate wrongly because they are stupid and dont know the highway code and probably are so old they never had to take a test in the first place, canvassers - door and telephone, puters that like to freeze and need rebooting when ur in the middle of something, milk (its gross, its vile and should be banned), chavs, bad music, traffic jams, ignorance, bad manners, insolence, daddy long legs, spiders and other various creepy crawlies *shudder* (oiiii shurrup, imma girl, im allowed :good:), mould, **** gas, apple tango, liars, crumbs in the bed, crack, smack and methamphetamine, dust, cold coffee, clowns, bigots, political correctness, self-serving lying two-faced hypocritical money-grabbing dishonest politicians, trivial tv news, tailgaters...............

 

*gasps and takes a breath*

 

new items wrapped in cellophane that wont come off unless you have scalpels for fingers, dogs that dont shurrup barking, clogs, elavators that dont work, avacado bathroom suites, cheap and nasty toilet roll, anything branded 'rockport', litter, dog poo that lazy dog owners cant be bothered to pick up, smart cars, mud, cheap and nasty imitations of anything, weaknesses, cider, clementines, pernod or anything else that tastes like aniseed/liquorice....

 

just for starters
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wow. i have been waiting for a topic like this..... ok everyone, go get a drink. yer in for a long read.

 

religion, british weather, people who either forget to indicate when turning, or indicate wrongly because they are stupid and dont know the highway code and probably are so old they never had to take a test in the first place, canvassers - door and telephone, puters that like to freeze and need rebooting when ur in the middle of something, milk (its gross, its vile and should be banned), chavs, bad music, traffic jams, ignorance, bad manners, insolence, daddy long legs, spiders and other various creepy crawlies *shudder* (oiiii shurrup, imma girl, im allowed :mad:), mould, **** gas, apple tango, liars, crumbs in the bed, crack, smack and methamphetamine, dust, cold coffee, clowns, bigots, political correctness, self-serving lying two-faced hypocritical money-grabbing dishonest politicians, trivial tv news, tailgaters...............

 

*gasps and takes a breath*

 

new items wrapped in cellophane that wont come off unless you have scalpels for fingers, dogs that dont shurrup barking, clogs, elavators that dont work, avacado bathroom suites, cheap and nasty toilet roll, anything branded 'rockport', litter, dog poo that lazy dog owners cant be bothered to pick up, smart cars, mud, cheap and nasty imitations of anything, weaknesses, cider, clementines, pernod or anything else that tastes like aniseed/liquorice....

 

just for starters
:mad:

 

I think it might have been quicker to list the things you wouldnt put in 101.
:mad::mad::good::crazy::crazy::sick:???
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wow. i have been waiting for a topic like this..... ok everyone, go get a drink. yer in for a long read.

 

religion, british weather, people who either forget to indicate when turning, or indicate wrongly because they are stupid and dont know the highway code and probably are so old they never had to take a test in the first place, canvassers - door and telephone, puters that like to freeze and need rebooting when ur in the middle of something, milk (its gross, its vile and should be banned), chavs, bad music, traffic jams, ignorance, bad manners, insolence, daddy long legs, spiders and other various creepy crawlies *shudder* (oiiii shurrup, imma girl, im allowed :sick:), mould, **** gas, apple tango, liars, crumbs in the bed, crack, smack and methamphetamine, dust, cold coffee, clowns, bigots, political correctness, self-serving lying two-faced hypocritical money-grabbing dishonest politicians, trivial tv news, tailgaters...............

 

*gasps and takes a breath*

 

new items wrapped in cellophane that wont come off unless you have scalpels for fingers, dogs that dont shurrup barking, clogs, elavators that dont work, avacado bathroom suites, cheap and nasty toilet roll, anything branded 'rockport', litter, dog poo that lazy dog owners cant be bothered to pick up, smart cars, mud, cheap and nasty imitations of anything, weaknesses, cider, clementines, pernod or anything else that tastes like aniseed/liquorice....

 

just for starters
:mad:

 

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Theirs not a lot you like then?
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People who drive in good weather with their front fog lights on. :good:

 

Own up. anyone here do it?

 

Rob.

 

OOPS this was me above..... :crazy:

 

Heres my list.

 

My wife... who cares shes not a person... shes a secondary teacher / monster.... (whos wife isnt.. ) lol

 

anywone who tells my wife i wrote that... lol

 

sunday drivers.`..

 

grumpy farmers who refuse to shoot things on there land.. when clearly theres a problem...

 

my spine.

 

double glazing sales reps. and kitchecn reps..... if they looked at my house they would see i already have all this ****... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

junk mail senders.. and people who send virus via the internet..

 

the drunk driver who hit me in my car... .. no wait.. actually there is a differant place than 101 i wanna send him to...

 

and moaning idiots like me.. now .. ahhhhhhh someone help..... i am done now.. lol

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PEOPLE THAT GO ON ABOUT SPEED CAMARAS :mad::mad::mad:

 

The squadron's of House Flys that invade the Air space around the middle of my Living Room. :good:

 

The Reconaissance Blue Bottle that takes up all other Air Space in the rest of the house. :crazy:

 

And when you get out the House the Wasps that come in under your Radar untill two inches from your hooter. :crazy:

 

The loan Flee that gets you when you least expect it leaving a trail of swollen red blobs up your leg & around your waist band :mad:

 

 

Sorry but you have to keep out Room 101 Religion & stinning nettles,

 

Religions because they are the root of most Wars which reduce World Population.

 

 

 

Stinging Nettles Because theres nothing better to warm up your hands when out Ferreting on those frosty Mornings. & for the best Sexual Ex ever, beat your chap a few times with some before sex :sick:???

 

 

 

PELT MAN

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Coffee sweets

 

I do alot of camping and caravaning (gets ready for a beating) but i hate people that go camping/caravaning and sit and watch tv and act like they are at home.

 

**** 4x4s... i wont mention any as i dont want to offend anyone

 

Young people that smoke :crazy:

 

Hi,

 

I agree with you George. It is sad that they are killing themselves so early in life. :sick: (Please don't lecture me about the joys of smoking, LB and YP. :good: )

 

FM :crazy:

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black thorn

haw thorn

My hawthorn is just coming into flower(very nice), and without blackthorn there would be no sloes!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ft

 

Have you noticed Margaret Beckett is using an assumed name on this site :good:

 

Ft

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rich tea biscuits when ya dunk and they fall apart

rich tea biscuit crumbs in ya tea at the bottom after dunkin

ntl broad band and phone when the thing wont work for no reason

sunday drivers that wont move even when ya on the motor way and they see ya fly up behind them in ya scooby and they sit there in the fast lane in there saxo or corsa. :good:

itchy beards or mustach

piles :crazy: or grapes whatever ya want to call them

women with sand in her vergina.makin her an irritable ****

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warminster school, cigarettes, ban of pistols, non disabled people using disabled lots, older people(65+) that use disabled slots although they are able bodied and then give disabled people ann evial eye as if to say that they dont deserve the right to the slot(really hacks me off), people who cant be bothered to work and just live on the doll with loads of kids, antis that will happily eat a non organic chicken(KFC) but wont except people shooting animals for food, people who drink drive when they are seriously over the limit, thieves, my headmaster :crazy: , bullies, recycled toilet paper that cuts your bumb up when used(basically school issue), people that think it is everyone one in the armed forces fault for wars happening, labour government, afghanistan cause my dad has to go out there. there are many more but i dont think you will want to hear them. god was that good to get that load off my chest :crazy::good: .

rant over now.

 

cheers

 

flash :sick:

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i agree with all but the landorver bit, whats wrong with landies. :good:

 

cheers

 

flash

Not much if you uprate the, engine, suspension, brakes, gearbox, diffs, chalices, wheel stubs, put in a galvanised chassis and buy the power steering pack (think I did more but can't remeber just now) other than that they are a fine vehicle! I speak as one who has owned one and, god willing, will again.

 

Ft

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Sorry lads but some of it is people again. :mad:

 

Ones that leave trollies in the Supermarket car park for others to move :crazy:

 

The woman accross the road that constantly parks accross my drive. :crazy:

 

Benefit cheats who pretend there to ill to work (same woman and her husband) :sick::mad:

 

CCI , .22 subsonic ammo. (or subsonic JAMMO) :mad:

 

Cauliflower cheese (its disgusting) :mad:???

 

Country and Western music, ( depressing or what ) ???:D

 

And finally?

My manager, (who dosent count as a person anyway)

 

:good: Sutty.

 

 

PS. nearly forgot, that Davina Wotsit and BB. :P

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