jasper3 Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 yep its true!!!! old jasper sat down the other week , the weather was poor and old jasper wrote a script..don't ask me where it came from.... anyway old jasper gave it to mrs jasper to have a look she is a avid reader and the response was lets say WOW!!! so old jasper started to look at people who could make this work ..well! so to speak..... anyway cut a long story short..quite a few people have answered (experienced actors) and!!! they have offered to work for free after seeing parts of the script Blimey !!! (other words did spring to mind) ending with... me so old jasper is now going to make a short film with a interesting twist...... Mrs jasper won't let me use the actress who got her kit off in 10 pics out of 11 can't really understand that ile keep you posted on progress jasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Be careful, talking about yourself in the third person is a short step from calling everyone "Darling" and double-kissing everyone you meet whilst saying "mwah". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted October 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Oh come on darling... your talking drivel lovie "mwah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottonseed Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Watch you don't get actors offering to work for nothing then if the film gets a showing bringing in Equity to demand payment... Stranger things have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 yep its true!!!! old jasper sat down the other week , the weather was poor and old jasper wrote a script..don't ask me where it came from.... anyway old jasper gave it to mrs jasper to have a look she is a avid reader and the response was lets say WOW!!! so old jasper started to look at people who could make this work ..well! so to speak..... anyway cut a long story short..quite a few people have answered (experienced actors) and!!! they have offered to work for free after seeing parts of the script Blimey !!! (other words did spring to mind) ending with... me so old jasper is now going to make a short film with a interesting twist...... Mrs jasper won't let me use the actress who got her kit off in 10 pics out of 11 can't really understand that ile keep you posted on progress jasp This topic is worthless without pics of the aforementioned actress, pics 1 - 10 of 11 will do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 The PW massive would have worked for you as Actors too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsaben Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 The PW massive would have worked for you as Actors too. No one would want to see us mucky **** kickers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wharf Rat Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Get your script copyrighted properly a.s.a.p. Amateur shorts get remade with no royalty to the originator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted October 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 already looking into that wharf rat, but thanks cottonseed..everything will be put in writing..i will make sure my own **** is covered, The PW massive would have worked for you as Actors too. Ummmm a remake of braveheart v full metal jacket 90minutes of pure fighting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Ummmm a remake of braveheart v full metal jacket 90minutes of pure fighting And what is wrong with that? Nothing wrong with a good action movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 put me down for a part...if it involves playing hide the sausage.. mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted October 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 put me down for a part...if it involves playing hide the sausage.. mikky that would make a good roll ile get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 that would make a good roll ile get my coat a sausage roll mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moor man Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 If your after extras im available (geoge clooney lookalike) so is my talented dog (picture below) if you need us to attend a casting session just contact me here. Thanks luvvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted November 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Wow!!! Moorman, that Dug is a beauty..when i do the next script, already titled the lord of the pigeon rings .. the dug, got the part as gollumover, and i take it as most owners look like their dugs ..you can play the leading roll as Benmeover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catweazle Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Ummmm a remake of braveheart v full metal jacket 90minutes of pure fighting 90 minutes of sarcasm and bickering, punctuated by pedantic script corrections by the female lead. Multiple "Blade Runner" style voice-overs could repeat what the actors have just said, but change the words a little, and a spotty 15 year old appears every 5 minutes and says "Nice film M8". Sign me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Post of the week goes to catweazle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted November 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 its ok Zapp, catweazle has the starring role .... just need to know if CW can wipe his brow with a a dramatic swipe and blast out the words........ "Your time is now gollomover" then he chops off the dugs head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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