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We are off on ours tonight, although I work for a huge company we buddy up with another samll department and decide between us where we want to go, as we get a per head budget and spend it however we want.

 

So, this year we are off to our favourite pub for a bit of food and as much beer as it possible to drink in 5 1/2 hours :angry:

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Just had mine each year we all go away on the lash no leg irons or distractions allowed?this year we had five days in Barcelona including taking in an espanyol game (barca were away) very good do to started at newcastle airport where we had 3 pints by 1/2 9 before the flight! then 4 cans on the plane, then off to the hotel wash and change and out for some culture, everyone getting back to the hotel in different states?

I was well and truly gone, next four days were a blear but good fun, end of it about £500 down per man for drink very little food eaten, one lad got rolled, presumably by the sooties down la rambla,

next year will be Madrid,

cheers KW

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I took a party of 40 to a large corporate party last year.

 

One of my customers took two of his 'executives'.

 

One got so p****** ed that he went round to all the other guests saying that his boss was an absolute ars*****ole to work for, and was a tight ******* as well. He left shortly afterwards.

 

His other guest was a single male, and fancied a smart blond on the dance floor. Whereupon her boyfriend appeared and told him to back off. Whereupon the guest hit the boyfriend ("Thought that I might as well smack him first before he smacked me!"). Whereupon he got dragged off by the bouncers. He survived, and got promoted.

 

Just taken a similar party, and to everyone's annoyance everything went off very well :) :( :lol:

 

Don

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Ours involve a meal then a night on the lash. Unforunately i always end up as the entertainment. Normally as i tend to speak my mind more so than usual when i've had a few lol.

 

Two years ago i managed to vault a balcony in a club and land smack on my head like a pile driver - how the hell i managed not to break someat i'll never know :)

 

Last year i managed to get a young lady to show my boss her tits which didna go down well (he's a bit old fashioned!!) i think the last time he saw a pair he was probably feeding on them :(

 

God knows what will happend this year :lol:

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Ours involve a meal then a night on the lash. Unforunately i always end up as the entertainment. Normally as i tend to speak my mind more so than usual when i've had a few lol.

 

Two years ago i managed to vault a balcony in a club and land smack on my head like a pile driver - how the hell i managed not to break someat i'll never know :)

 

Last year i managed to get a young lady to show my boss her tits which didna go down well (he's a bit old fashioned!!) i think the last time he saw a pair he was probably feeding on them :(

 

God knows what will happend this year :lol:

 

 

I so want to be at this one with a camcorder :lol::lol::D :o

 

 

LB :o

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Last one for us was at Cargo in london, we ran up a £5700 bar bill between 21 of us, the police got called about 3 times and one of the lads didn't show up for 3 days after ;)

 

The time before that we had a lock-in somewhere up North London, the locals left and we stayed, the landlord passed out and we stayed until 9 then went to work ;)

 

And they say IT people are dull ;)

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We went to the wifes works do last night, after 6 or 7 pints I was getting a bit hot so went for a walk outside, on the way back in,got chatting to a rather attractive young thing, and forgot the time, went back in talking to the young thing doing quite well, if I say so myself ;)

 

to an icy stare from the mrs ;)

 

well I had been missing for 20 mins, and came back chatting to some totty ;)

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I work for the largest chemical company in the world DOW CHEMICAL.

 

When I joined 20 years ago, there was a Christmas meal and booze up, all free. We got a hamper that was so big you could easily end up with a back injury trying to carry it to the car. They used to give the social club a sh*tpot full of money so all our kids could go to a party/panto and have prezzies. ;)

 

Gradually it has all gone. Finally last year they even stopped sending out Crimbo cards. :no:

 

As you may have guessed we are a happy bunch ;)

 

Just as an added bonus, I am on nights Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. :/:/:/

 

Pah Boo Humbug :xmas:;):xmas:

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