100milesaway Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Why do still adverts always include people with their mouths wide open. As if anyone going full pelt on a bike is going to be exposing their tonsils to every bee and wasp on the planet. Ski adverts are even worse. SHUT YOUR GOBS. please.. from Auntie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Prawn Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Okay ladies and gents, brace yourselves as I'm going over the top... It's saturday morning, you have a choice of two programs, both of which involve young presenters shouting and running around, finishing each other's sentences and wacky hijinks. The moral guardians are out in force, children aren't learning anything other than bad behaviour, the moral fabric of society is being destroyed etc The time is the early 1980's, the shows are TISWAS and Swap Shop - you are all getting old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgreco Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Okay ladies and gents, brace yourselves as I'm going over the top... It's saturday morning, you have a choice of two programs, both of which involve young presenters shouting and running around, finishing each other's sentences and wacky hijinks. The moral guardians are out in force, children aren't learning anything other than bad behaviour, the moral fabric of society is being destroyed etc The time is the early 1980's, the shows are TISWAS and Swap Shop - you are all getting old! I concede, I'm old :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsonicnat Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 When the Snooker was on, did you hear that plonker, sounded like wrestling match : Stretching the words and fading, love to punch his lights out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brynhaller Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 What about all the sky channels having ad breaks at the same time! Well you got to keep flicking to find something to watch,and then you end up forgetting what you were watching! Or even worse watching same programme but on a different channel,what's either in front of your viewing or behind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sishyplops Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Worst thing for me is the camera work, flitting between shots and giving you 0.5 seconds of a picture then some out of focus rubbish , zooming in and out at hyper speed , and all this on adult oriented programms such as culinary programs that kids that can keep up with this speed vision are not beeping watching I am right foo can miffed with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisv Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 My pet hate is 'the double act' why oh why can't one presenter read all the lines? Why chop and change between two people at the end of every sentence. Oh and don't get me started on the use of the word "absolutely" at the end of every other sentence (Rant over) Cheers Tom Worst thing for me is the camera work, flitting between shots and giving you 0.5 seconds of a picture then some out of focus rubbish , zooming in and out at hyper speed , and all this on adult oriented programms such as culinary programs that kids that can keep up with this speed vision are not beeping watching I am right foo can miffed with it Both of these are real pet hates of mine, I'm convinced Nigel Slater takes his cameraman to the pub and gets him hammered before they start filming. 90% of the shots are out of focus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Okay ladies and gents, brace yourselves as I'm going over the top... It's saturday morning, you have a choice of two programs, both of which involve young presenters shouting and running around, finishing each other's sentences and wacky hijinks. The moral guardians are out in force, children aren't learning anything other than bad behaviour, the moral fabric of society is being destroyed etc The time is the early 1980's, the shows are TISWAS and Swap Shop - you are all getting old! 018118055 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I heard that its natures way of telling you that you like watching total cack. What he said. I never watch live TV except the odd thing on the BBC if it's convenient. Nowadays there is absolutely no excuse to sit through anything that you don't want to. With streaming stuff available on the Internet, coupled with things like sky plus HD or virgin on demand...or just the off switch of course. I was round somebody's house the other day and they have the television on (yes I know, horribly vulgar) and it occurred to me that it was the first time I had seen an advertisement on television for a couple of years. It also occurred to me precisely why that was, because it's a load of cack. As to presenters, I have my feelings about Chris Evans and his ilk, which I should probably keep to myself. On a different note, if you want a refreshingly different approach to presenters, I highly recommend BBC six music. With just a few exceptions, all the DJs are extremely intelligent, modest, and talk about the music that they are playing rather than what they got up to with Ricky Gervais and Jonathan Ross the night before. If you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 A presenter well worth watching. http://suzannahlipscomb.com/about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newarcher Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 oh yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jega Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Gobby bloody Logun what a mouth that wench has got when doing the football on a Saturday afternoon,"John can you hear me at Old Trafford?" Gobby love he could hear you incessant screeching at the bloody Nou Camp Barcelona.!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 That Tim Abraham who reports for Cricket on Sky Sports is very loud and does my head in!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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