Kes Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Maybe a womens corner where girls could join without the leg-humping. A special corner for those who like leg -humping. A 'sqizzers' section. A whats the 'best cart' section A 'tastic' section. A "my name is Lenin and you capitalist pigs dont speak my language", section. An abbreviated section for all those with no real time to engage except obligatory one liners, running past with their intellect falling out. An Ack-Ack section (renamed, formerly, 'jokes' section). Oh and a ranting against mobile phone/speed cameras/infringement of personal freedoms/police making money/legislation one, better still, a "moaners" section to cover all manner of 'rants'. Combine the Lenin one with the leg- humping for a humperdingle section etc etc the list could be long and glorious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Sheen Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 The 'i have an issue with my masculinity, height, job and sexual orientation so i will come online a pick a fight' section might be popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) I think people would rather buy a second hand one off here for £12.00 Than a new one for £7.00 off the bay. With all due respect you bought a 20g one off me last year lol you are correct, I most certainly did. Foot and Mouth, pot and kettle come to mind although in my defence I did not ask for one, just took the opportunity offered by your good self, it is still in use and was a good buy thank you . Edited March 20, 2014 by bakerboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 you are correct, I most certainly did. Foot and Mouth, pot and kettle come to mind although in my defence I did not ask for one, just took the opportunity offered by your good self, it is still in use and as was a good buy thank you . And in your defence also, it was used for medical purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 you are correct, I most certainly did. Foot and Mouth, pot and kettle come to mind although in my defence I did not ask for one, just took the opportunity offered by your good self, it is still in use and as was a good buy thank you . And in your defence also, it was used for medical purposes. True but only on other Pigeon watch members Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Qualified Barristers (who are still at school). Door kicking (Beginners) for non-Burnley residents. Door kicking (Advanced) for North East Lancashire residents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I keep standing and banging my head against this brick wall for no apparent reason, it's making me bleed and it's really hurting, can someone suggest a way of reducing my pain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear1cat Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Hot farmers daughters looking for pigeon shooters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I keep standing and banging my head against this brick wall for no apparent reason, it's making me bleed and it's really hurting, can someone suggest a way of reducing my pain? After a lot of consideration you could try standing further away from the wall to minimise contact covering the wall with a soft but durable substance covering your head with a soft but durable substance (or both) desist from banging you head completely take some painkillers sorry i can't be anymore help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingo15 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A halo section for all those that have never been wrong and have never done anything wrong in their lives ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A halo section for all those that have never been wrong and have never done anything wrong in their lives ;-) Would door kicking outside of Burnley, be classified as okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Can we have one along the lines of: "I'm self-employed and have minimised my official salary to such an extent that I now qualify for tax credits, so I'm screwing the system both ways, ha ha ha. Up yours Osbourne. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) ukip for beginners Can we have one along the lines of: "I'm self-employed and have minimised my official salary to such an extent that I now qualify for tax credits, so I'm screwing the system both ways, ha ha ha. Up yours Osbourne. " thats under i like to work for cash cos im not silly its a subsection of the cash is king section Edited March 21, 2014 by overandunder2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A special corner for those who like leg -humping. We have that section already, it's called Welcome to Pigeonwatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I keep standing and banging my head against this brick wall for no apparent reason, it's making me bleed and it's really hurting, can someone suggest a way of reducing my pain? Move to burnley and join your friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjm Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A section just for Kent to post in. The jack of all trades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 how about the being ex military helped me get my fac colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A halo section for all those that have never been wrong and have never done anything wrong in their lives ;-) You rang!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Gun tarts with very flash new tools.... Usually.air guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A special section for those whose signature includes indecipherable/obscure sayings - see above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjh Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 how about a section for "do you think i will get a licence i have just got out after a (insert years) stretch for armed robbery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 A special section for those whose signature includes indecipherable/obscure sayings - see above I am sure it is quite transparent to a man of your calibre, may I suggest you have not actually found your inner squirrel as yet? You need to go on a warrior weekend in Watford to crack that little nut. 2 days in a sweaty Turkish hamman with a dozen like-minded men, you will find your inner squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 I am sure it is quite transparent to a man of your calibre, may I suggest you have not actually found your inner squirrel as yet? You need to go on a warrior weekend in Watford to crack that little nut. 2 days in a sweaty Turkish hamman with a dozen like-minded men, you will find your inner squirrel. Can't speak for amateur but i think my inner squirrel is best left where it is, where is watford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Can't speak for amateur but i think my inner squirrel is best left where it is, where is watford It's daaaan saffffff mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) To be quite honest I think p/w has gone off the boil. There's too many keyboard warriors and sensible topics turning to cheap arguments due to idiots. Mods stamping on threads that started off sensible but turning into petty squabbles. Mods also been a bit ott on thread stopping and issuing warnings for childhood behaviours when the majority of time is lighthearted banter. We are not kids but there is some knobs on the site that will never change. Maybe a knobhead corner is needed..... I'll walk if I get pulled for this statement. As stated if I disappear this proves my feelings on the moderators ott actions. So no doubt the lockdown continues. Steve McQueen in the cooler springs to mind !!!!! Freedom of speech is one of the working class sportsman , if you want to live in a perfect sporting world enrole to country life. Edited March 21, 2014 by delburt0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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