Paul in North Lincs. Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Unreal ...................................Can you beleive that I have just had the biggest ####in of my life for 'leaving steam' on the clean sink and mirror in the bathroom whilst bathing the kids..............first of all the bath was clearly too hot, and I gave no consideration to the fact she cleaned the bathroon this afternoon B) Allegedly I am the most scruffiest and most inconsiderate man walking the planet?B)??...................unreal or what. Aparantly I am the only person who thinks that the wife needs therapy.......................obviously I'm missing the point. am I alone??:/??What is the stupidiest thing you've been ridiculed for by wifey??................help me out guy's.......... And yes..................I do intend in showing my other half all the reply's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 not washing the dishes before i eat me meals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham M Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Got told off once for putting the dirty dishes into the sink to wash them up Never understood that one.............. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 they're *******nuts arn't they....for example. When I make me sen a butty - I get loads of 'ralf' for using a 'big' plate....instead of a 'small' one....as it takes more washing one B) WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT ? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminer Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Unreal ...................................Can you beleive that I have just had the biggest ####in of my life for 'leaving steam' on the clean sink and mirror in the bathroom whilst bathing the kids..............first of all the bath was clearly too hot, and I gave no consideration to the fact she cleaned the bathroon this afternoon B) Allegedly I am the most scruffiest and most inconsiderate man walking the planet?B)??...................unreal or what. Aparantly I am the only person who thinks that the wife needs therapy.......................obviously I'm missing the point. am I alone??:/??What is the stupidiest thing you've been ridiculed for by wifey??................help me out guy's.......... And yes..................I do intend in showing my other half all the reply's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got a bo##ocking for not fuelling HER car when it ran out of fuel, and i have never used it since she got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 All I did was propose to the wife in a Fiat 500 whilst overlooking a cemetary B) No romance in my soul she said. But there again she did accept. Two years ago I forgot her birthday, and then a fortnight later I forgot the wedding anniversary Gawd, the latter cost me a fortune Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 .......top move donald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_k Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 well thats nothing, you guys have had it easy! my ex girlfriend tried to stab me with a cheese knife!! then proceded to slit her wrists with it, didnt do to bad a job of it really, looks like it kinda hurt. i she then asked why i was leaving her! hey the nerv..... she is okay tho i did make sure that she stopped bleedin before i left!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 I bet you was really cut up about it....................(oor sorry there I go agian......to many artois stumbies...I do apologise ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 One trick that never fails to raise 'er hackles is to ask 'er does she want a cuppa tea? Then come back in absolutely deadpan with a small cup for her and a bucket-type for yourself Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_k Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 yeah i was really saw!! i never really got the point. thank god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Allegedly I am the most scruffiest and most inconsiderate man walking the planet??:lol:?...................unreal or what. You can't be. My missus says I am and they can't both be right and if she's reading B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 And i thought i was having a bad day. I am friendly with my ex-brother in-law, known him for over 20 years, he's a shooting man also. My girlfriend thinks i speak to him to find out about my ex!!!! Anyway, i have asked him to be a referee for my FAC renewal, so i txt him today to ask. He rang the house this evening she answered the phone "is chris there?" who is it she asks "neil", then i take the phone and talk to him. No problem end of conversation. Now for the good bit: What an ignorant ******,*****,***,****,******,****. where the hell did this come from!!! "I'm not having anyone ringing my house and speaking to me like that" she says. like what Lost me completely. Oh then there was this: I'm a lazy ****, i've had two days off and have done ****all round the house. mmmm Sunday she went out with a friend?? and out with friends today, won't be late home!!! yeh right of course. But expects me to let her know when i will be back from shooting, err i don't think so B) Been together 3 years, and now she is showing her true self B) It's OK for her to have a past, but not me Then there's my kids, (they are 20 & 17) but i don't even want to go there The grass is not always greener on the other side, REALLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 By the sound of things, I'm lucky. Mine never gets stroppy about things like that. I play pool with my ex most weeks on tuesday nights (in the same pool team) = No bother at all, she knows she's better than the last one anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 My girlfriend offered and went through with bringing me into her local gunshop It's ok, I'd hate me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Ok we hate you B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Ok we hate you B) Thanks Kip, knew I'd get at least one bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 IM THE BOSS IN MY HOUSE. she dont wear the trousers i do B) she dont boss me at all if she even tryed she knows where the door is B) but me and the kids love her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkin Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 What about when you ask if they want a cuppa and they say "Yes - but just half a cup" So you make them wa whole cup and she goes ballistic! Like I'm forcing her to drink it all - which she usually does anyway Pushkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 You guys have gotta learn to wear the trousers and not the skirt (that's pavmans job) Paul just put it down to PMT but make sure she's not tooled up at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Mine is a control freak. everything i do, well most things, she has a comment on it. She hates my shooting, ferreting ect ect, does not want me to take my young son ferreting with me as she reckons its too contreversial (spelling ) , yet, most mornings i take him to school, whilst she has a lie in. B) She smokes like a chimney, not good coming from a great day out in the fresh air and having to breath all that in. I could go on, but hay, would be here all day folks. B) Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Mine is a control freak. everything i do, well most things, she has a comment on it. She hates my shooting, ferreting ect ect, does not want me to take my young son ferreting with me as she reckons its too contreversial (spelling ) , yet, most mornings i take him to school, whilst she has a lie in. :o She smokes like a chimney, not good coming from a great day out in the fresh air and having to breath all that in. B) I could go on, but hay, would be here all day folks. Frank. Its' suddenly dawned on me..............................................my wife is leading a double life and is married to you aswell B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I had one like that Frank - always drunk, wanted all my money - well got most when I left. I was ok with my new wife , new son etc and the normal **** like putting the washing out in the rain? but now her father has recently died and she was left half his money, and she wants to give it to her 30yr daughters instead of paying off the house so we can retire. Now I will have to work another 5 - 10 years, great but she thinks I should share any lump sums I get ******* I think she sees me as not part of 'her' family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Well mine is a really honey, but her best one was when she told me that the ferrets stink Yeah and ?? ?? ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Mine would be ok if I came home with ferrets as she likes them its ok to have 3 dogs in the house, and she likes Landrovers, cant quite get her to come beating for me yet but Im working on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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