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A Welshman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting in a pub, a couple of

days afterChristmas. The Welshman asks the Scotsman, "what did you give your wife

for Christmas?

 

The Scotsman replies, "a diamond ring and a pair of gloves."

"Why? asks the Welshman, "well, if she doesn't like the ring, she can

wear the gloves to cover it,"

 

he replied. "Ah well, that makes perfect sense," replied the Welshman. To the

Welshman, the Scotsman asks, what did you get for your wife for

Christmas? "A necklace and a polo-neck sweater," he replies. "Why? asks the Scotsman.

 

"Well, if she doesn't like the necklace, she can wear the polo-neck

sweater to cover it,"

replies the Welshman. "Perfectly logical," replies the Scotsman.

 

The Scotsman then asks the Irishman, "what did you buy your wife for

Christmas?" The Irishman replies, "I got her a handbag and a vibrator."

The Welshman states, "that's an odd combination, why those two items?"

 

The Irishman replies, "well, if she doesn't like the handbag, she can go

**** herself. " :good:

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omg. that's a joke?

 

 

scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present?

 

 

When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles :lol::no::lol::lol:

 

 

Or a handbag that leaves only one thing :lol::/:):P:P

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omg. that's a joke?

 

 

scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present?

 

 

When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles :lol::/:):P

 

 

 

good point my dear. seeing as you have had the pleasure of being married to me for 10 years this year, you can buy me the diamond ring then :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND the skyline :P:lol::no::lol:

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omg. that's a joke?

 

 

scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present?

 

 

When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles :lol::no::lol::lol:

 

 

 

good point my dear. seeing as you have had the pleasure of being married to me for 10 years this year, you can buy me the diamond ring then :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've told you , you can't hit clays with a diamond ring . And a smart car will do you just as good as a skyline . :lol::/:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND the skyline :lol::):P:P

 

Now how did that happen my bit ended up in with yours. :):P:P

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