Paul in North Lincs. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 A Welshman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting in a pub, a couple of days afterChristmas. The Welshman asks the Scotsman, "what did you give your wife for Christmas? The Scotsman replies, "a diamond ring and a pair of gloves." "Why? asks the Welshman, "well, if she doesn't like the ring, she can wear the gloves to cover it," he replied. "Ah well, that makes perfect sense," replied the Welshman. To the Welshman, the Scotsman asks, what did you get for your wife for Christmas? "A necklace and a polo-neck sweater," he replies. "Why? asks the Scotsman. "Well, if she doesn't like the necklace, she can wear the polo-neck sweater to cover it," replies the Welshman. "Perfectly logical," replies the Scotsman. The Scotsman then asks the Irishman, "what did you buy your wife for Christmas?" The Irishman replies, "I got her a handbag and a vibrator." The Welshman states, "that's an odd combination, why those two items?" The Irishman replies, "well, if she doesn't like the handbag, she can go **** herself. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 :o oh Paul NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo1 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 :o tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 :o I will give it till the first mod logs in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 omg. that's a joke? scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paul in North Lincs. Posted March 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 omg. that's a joke? scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present? ........................but did you keep the bag fella?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 LMAO, lovin it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ronan nee Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 ronan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 omg. that's a joke? scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present? When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 lol, very funny, surprised it hasnt been pulled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 omg. that's a joke? scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present? When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles Or a handbag that leaves only one thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 rotflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 omg. that's a joke? scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present? When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles good point my dear. seeing as you have had the pleasure of being married to me for 10 years this year, you can buy me the diamond ring then AND the skyline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 omg. that's a joke? scaffy, did you invent that joke, or had you already heard it previously when you gave me that present? When have i ever bought you a diamond ring or a neckles good point my dear. seeing as you have had the pleasure of being married to me for 10 years this year, you can buy me the diamond ring then I've told you , you can't hit clays with a diamond ring . And a smart car will do you just as good as a skyline . AND the skyline Now how did that happen my bit ended up in with yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Never mind the Skyline. Just take the diamonds .. they are a girl's best friend after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Never mind the Skyline. Just take the diamonds .. they are a girl's best friend after all. A girls best friend comes in a small plastic card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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