ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Not the old five shot condom trick! i have in the past in my extreme youth ...when desperate used a crisp packet..................dont ask me what flavour please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Wow she must have been a classy bird! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 in them days we lived hard an fast..........used to change the car when the ashtray got full.....................i think it was due to the Russian nuclear threat imminant death etc.........christ some women would believe anything........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 i have in the past in my extreme youth ...when desperate used a crisp packet..................dont ask me what flavour please I am guessing if it was salt and vinegar then you may still be squinting from that experience, unless you turned the packet inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Bet that was a bit noisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 changing the subject...................our "repaste" for ce-soir. wot i knocked up whilst posting to the masses......bit ham fisted on presentation....what you would get more like at a good greasy spoon joint.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 now....back to more serious stuff..........i am taking the turbo apart as there are a few faults on it broken studs etc...........i have done several of these turbo's (garrett) and they all crack on the waste gate seal..........i have seen a garrett turbo that had only done 20,000 miles and it was exactly the same....the 2 pics are 2 different turbo's....both are cracked in the same place ...nothing to worry about...they cracked years ago due to expansion and shinkage...other models of turbo's have inserts pressed into them and thicker walls....but as long as the crack dosnt spread to the body its fine.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 i have in the past in my extreme youth ...when desperate used a crisp packet..................dont ask me what flavour please Did the rustling not put you off your stroke ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 managed to rescue 3 s/s studs from another turbo...and i am trying out some new high temp spray paint on the turbo outlet (connects onto the downpipe) which needs to be put in the oven at 300 deg'....was going to put it in with the chicken but thought better of it ..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Did the rustling not put you off your stroke ? she wisphered in my ear "whats that noise in the bush..?"......and i replied (quite casual like ..."my willy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Sorry ...a bit boring today....no shiny stuff....need to get the turbine done as i will test it when i run the engine up and if it has a problem ..(which it wont ) it can easily be changed............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Did the rustling not put you off your stroke ? Would that be the salt and VINEGAR stroke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 if i remember rightly it could have been prawn cocktail......aarrrr those were the days ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 if i remember rightly it could have been prawn cocktail......aarrrr those were the days ! Very exotic. Don't they do turkey flavoured crisps in Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Very exotic. Don't they do turkey flavoured crisps in Norfolk. BOOTIFUL...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 took the big circlip of the delivery side of the turbo to split it open and clean and check the "endfloat"...which is zero...bit of up-an-down but that is normal ...as when the oil is passing thro the bush ...it centrilises the turbine shaft.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 all the muck comes from the semi blocked rocker cover air/oil filter...it all cleans up well so we can look for any vane damage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 turbo and housing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 this is the turbine sealing ring......past its best and flatish......so off it comes and into boiling water for 3 mins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 as you can see after the boiling water it has regained its shape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam1e Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 in them days we lived hard an fast..........used to change the car when the ashtray got full.....................i think it was due to the Russian nuclear threat imminant death etc.........christ some women would believe anything........ Like your style!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam1e Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Wow she must have been a classy bird! :lol: More like a "Chassis" bird!..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 More like a "Chassis" bird!..... think my most memorable conquest was back in the 70's i was parked illegally outside Captain Americas in norwich in my MG c....and when i came out after a few beers and ribs fries and sweetcorn relish ...i found the rather sexy looking policewoman sitting on my bonnet......she got straight to the point and said .."if you pick me up after my shift ...i wont give you a ticket"..........needless to say i took down her particulars later on in the evening after picking her up at 12 outside Bethnel street station...... the good old days eh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 think my most memorable conquest was back in the 70's i was parked illegally outside Captain Americas in norwich in my MG c....and when i came out after a few beers and ribs fries and sweetcorn relish ...i found the rather sexy looking policewoman sitting on my bonnet......she got straight to the point and said .."if you pick me up after my shift ...i wont give you a ticket"..........needless to say i took down her particulars later on in the evening after picking her up at 12 outside Bethnel street station...... the good old days eh ! did you ever repeat the offence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 did you ever repeat the offence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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