OLDSHOOTER Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 It was a few years ago when my daughterwas working on a farm ,north warwickshire when i asked if she could obtain permission for me to shotot over some rape stubble. Well after being granted permission we set offofor the farm. On arriving she pointed the fields out to me and I set off with great expectations. I set up my hide in a likley poosition and my deeks in a horseshoe pattern, donned my DPM jacket ,hat and gloves. The weather was hot and after a while shot a number of pigeon,after a while I decided to moove taking some deeks with me up the field, where I shot a few pigeon. On returing to my hide on entering I was immeadiately attacked by some angry beasties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 It was a few years ago when my daughterwas working on a farm ,north warwickshire when i asked if she could obtain permission for me to shotot over some rape stubble. Well after being granted permission we set offofor the farm. On arriving she pointed the fields out to me and I set off with great expectations. I set up my hide in a likley poosition and my deeks in a horseshoe pattern, donned my DPM jacket ,hat and gloves. The weather was hot and after a while shot a number of pigeon,after a while I decided to moove taking some deeks with me up the field, where I shot a few pigeon. On returing to my hide on entering I was immeadiately attacked by some angry beasties who were these angry beasties and for why were you attacked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Is it a serial ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 come on post the next chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLDSHOOTER Posted June 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 GOT TO GO OUT TO BE CONTINUDE IT GETS BETTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Mouse Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Glad to hear it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Is this a first? Topics lodged in installments? webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 GOT TO GO OUT TO BE CONTINUDE IT GETS BETTER are you going for more medication ? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabgoat Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 GOT TO GO OUT TO BE CONTINUDE IT GETS BETTER are you going for more medication ? . this better be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Were they midges? FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 or evil dwarfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatingisbest Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 GOT TO GO OUT TO BE CONTINUDE IT GETS BETTER are you going for more medication ? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 think its all in the name................. hes forgotten what comes next.............................. and hes probably sat in a corner,,,,,,,in a warm puddle of his own mess...........smelling slightly musty with the odd sprout stuck on some stubble on his chin.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 think its all in the name................. hes forgotten what comes next.............................. and hes probably sat in a corner,,,,,,,in a warm puddle of his own mess...........smelling slightly musty with the odd sprout stuck on some stubble on his chin.................. Well its got me 'casue I'm intrieged now......hurry back from the darby and jones you old spunker for the next installment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Were they midges? FM Or a bunch of angery midgets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLDSHOOTER Posted June 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Back again to continue I got stung buy bees/wasps who knows what but they stung , diving out of my hide began to run ,zap zap zap they kept stinging me. WHAT DO YOU DO , running into water came to mind HA! .Swatting at them I lost my hat zap zap zap now having no hat on they were stinging me all over ,off flew my glasses in the effort to brush them away now very frightened and shaking with terror flung myself on the groung and rolled up into a ball pulling my jacket over my head zap another blighter got me.Now shaking like a jelly wondering how long befor they give up. After a while got up and skirted my hide position made my way towards the farm, stumbling over ditches and fences till I got to the farm dipping my burning head under a cold water tap trying to ease the burning pain. My daughter laughing had to take me back to retrieve my glasses, imagine looking for a pair of specks with my MIOPIC vision in a stubble field . I found my speks and retrieved my gun and bid a hasty retteat from the scene of HORROR. On returning home relating this story ,after lotions and potions I should have gone to hospital having recieved so many stings but did not . Idid not suffer any after efects for my ordeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 GOT TO GO OUT TO BE CONTINUDE IT GETS BETTER are you going for more medication ? . are you suffering from dementia or are you incontinet you old berk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Back again to continue I got stung buy bees/wasps who knows what but they stung , diving out of my hide began to run ,zap zap zap they kept stinging me. WHAT DO YOU DO , running into water came to mind HA! .Swatting at them I lost my hat zap zap zap now having no hat on they were stinging me all over ,off flew my glasses in the effort to brush them away now very frightened and shaking with terror flung myself on the groung and rolled up into a ball pulling my jacket over my head zap another blighter got me.Now shaking like a jelly wondering how long befor they give up. After a while got up and skirted my hide position made my way towards the farm, stumbling over ditches and fences till I got to the farm dipping my burning head under a cold water tap trying to ease the burning pain. My daughter laughing had to take me back to retrieve my glasses, imagine looking for a pair of specks with my MIOPIC vision in a stubble field . I found my speks and retrieved my gun and bid a hasty retteat from the scene of HORROR. On returning home relating this story ,after lotions and potions I should have gone to hospital having recieved so many stings but did not . Idid not suffer any after efects for my ordeal. OUCH I suppose I was closest as I suggested a flying insect. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 you made me laugh you old scrote.......you're as mad as a box of frogs.....whats with the huge type settings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 There must be a nest nearby. I would suggest a wide berth from the general area. Knew this story would have a sting in the tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rabgoat Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 had to laugh OLDSHOOTER,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 bloody good job you didnt suffer from anopholaptic shock or what ever it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 That sounds very nasty, you were lucky not to go into shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Mouse Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 bloody good job you didnt suffer from anopholaptic shock or what ever it is... OK, good story BUT, now you need to be very carefull indeed, the body may over compensate next time that you get stung and anapholaptic shock could be the result! This could kill you, seriously it could.. This over reaction is caused by the white cells in your body attacking the poison that the wasps have injected into you, the last time that you were stung there was a lot and the body had to deal with it all, so made even more "anti venom" for the future, this can cause the problem of AS.. So be careful, you may not have a reaction, but please be awaire of your breathing etc if you are stung again.. Start swelling, or breathing problems, get to hospital straight away, write down what has happened (you may not be able to speak) then they can give you some adrenaline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 yes very lucky escape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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