islandgun Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) Ive had an idea concerning clothing and tattos, Instead of parading around in shorts or off the shoulder tops to display your tats in the cold and wet, why not buy into my clothing range that have strategic holes placed in otherwise warm clothing, thus allowing you to disport yourself in a tat revealing manner without catching your death....financial backers please contact via PM Edited April 23, 2019 by islandgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 When will we see you on Dragons Den? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 I have a B on each butt cheek how will that work, the first time the Mrs saw it she said who's Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, islandgun said: Ive had an idea concerning clothing and tattos, Instead of parading around in shorts or off the shoulder tops to display your tats in the cold and wet, why not buy into my clothing range that have strategic holes placed in otherwise warm clothing, thus allowing you to disport yourself in a tat revealing manner without catching your death....financial backers please contact via PM Novel way of getting rid of your tatty worn out clothes! 🤑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arm3000gt Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 5 hours ago, panoma1 said: Novel way of getting rid of your tatty worn out clothes! 🤑 Good idea that. You could call the brand 'Tatti clothes'. Could trawl the textile bins to find stock. Put them on a hanger, add words like bespoke, unique, get a few Z list losers, I mean celebrities to endorse. Starting price £40 for a t-shirt. Millionaire in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Most , if not all of my clothes are already designed to see what clothing is underneath the layer above it simply by the holes spaced in the right direction on the various garments , My designer shooting gear was designed for the German army , if it is good enough for them it is certainly good enough for me , sorry islandgun , I wont be investing but I wish you luck . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Hmmmm but the rain would still get in the holes. Now if you were to cover the hole with some clear vinyl you could market that with a suitably twee name such as "Window Wear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Can see it catching on with the perma tanned white smilers. You just missed a w out of the title for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted April 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 great stuff... thanks for all the helpful replies.. MM your so last ..........war, with your german army gear. I really like the idea of having B--B tattoed on me bum. I know a man called Bob and he is an A hole. Plastic windows or "window wear" err might be perceived as fetish wear, which could be sooooo fitting with the whole tattoo, peek a boo scene, if you see a rather awkward old man with a see thru seat in his cords on dragons den.. then you'll know..😉 This time next year rodders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Haha that reminds me of the last time I was in San Francisco, as i was getting a taxi back to the airport we passed a chap who was wearing nothing other than flip flops, transparent vinyl pants and a leather dog mask. Apparently at that time of year there is a bit of a fetish wear expo so a ready made market for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, grrclark said: Haha that reminds me of the last time I was in San Francisco, as i was getting a taxi back to the airport we passed a chap who was wearing nothing other than flip flops, transparent vinyl pants and a leather dog mask. Apparently at that time of year there is a bit of a fetish wear expo so a ready made market for you... Did you get his phone number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Did you get his phone number? He didn't have a phone Dave, nowhere to keep it on his person 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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islandgun Posted April 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, grrclark said: He didn't have a phone Dave, nowhere to keep it on his person 😎 some phones are pretty small.. was he walking funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, islandgun said: some phones are pretty small.. was he walking funny Hahaha i really didn't look that closely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, grrclark said: Hahaha i really didn't look that closely I bet you did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: I bet you did! Are you trying to impugn my character TC? 😝 I did have a have a good gawp out of bewildered curiosity, but I can assure you the desire for a lingering look was not there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) I do love the word "impugn" not used enough these days, your character is of good standing, just be careful what you admit to! Edited April 24, 2019 by TIGHTCHOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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