starlight32 Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 With all these birds about lately we will all have one way or another been blagging our way out shooting and are all probably pushing our luck with the other 'Bird' indoors. Correct? I was with another member of this site on saturday who as he left the field after a good day was 'Off to buy some flowers for her indoors to make things right'. He had also paid for a new hair do that day too. All getting a bit expensive chaps so best excuses please....................... Starlight32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyCM Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 "See ya.....I'm out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russuk Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 "See ya.....I'm out" :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny bagger Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 "See ya.....I'm out" YOU CAN TELL THE SINGLE ONES CAN`T YOU, YOU WON`T BE SO BRAVE WHEN YOUR MARRIED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyCM Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 "See ya.....I'm out" YOU CAN TELL THE SINGLE ONES CAN`T YOU, YOU WON`T BE SO BRAVE WHEN YOUR MARRIED Married 4 years in October - I did lots of interviewing for the job First littl'un due 4 August Ok you've rumbled me, got to get out while I can :( - I reckon the next six weeks are a right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 i usually get a call off farmer when birds are about,or he s due to cut. i sit with a face like thunder then ,for a while,then she says whats wrong with your face,i say farmer needs me down there ,birds giving him stick,but dont wanna leave you,(got to look sad at this point) she allways says ,well you d better go then,or he might not let you on there any more,so i agree with her ,and trundle off looking sad....till the end of street lol :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I was thinking of something like; The farmers calls- vermin attacking last available cereal crop in entire region. Must attend or food supplies will run short Keep thinking........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 i usually get a call off farmer when birds are about,or he s due to cut. i sit with a face like thunder then ,for a while,then she says whats wrong with your face,i say farmer needs me down there ,birds giving him stick,but dont wanna leave you,(got to look sad at this point) she allways says ,well you d better go then,or he might not let you on there any more,so i agree with her ,and trundle off looking sad....till the end of street lol :( Sorted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy W Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I blame it all on my shooting buddy Tim, in all fairness my wife is ok as long as I am back at a reasonable time so we can do something together, the last time she was really, really angry was on our anniversary, I promised to be back from the shoot for 12.30 so we could go out for a meal, 2.30 pm I rolled in, she was not happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I just say i am going shooting As long it is a week day and not a Saturday or Sunday she says good bye. If it was a weekend i would not be so brave :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I took my gun on honeymoon!!! I'm divorced now, but when I was married I was out shooting without asking permission, and my dinner was always on the table when I got home. She knew what my hobby was, before she married me, so she accepted it. My kids would carry the rabbits, or sit with me in the high seat, and often saw deer before I did. Neither of my children grew up to be fox fondlers or stoat strokers and I think between us the wife and I did a good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 In Hd`s house....."I just got a phone call from Lucky Jim, the farmers at his witsend **insert appropriate vermin name here** are everywhere!" In Lucky Jim`s house ..........."I just got a phone call from Hd, the farmers at his witsend **insert appropriate vermin name here** are everywhere!" ............sorted :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 if i don't go someone else will ps, not an excuse it's the truth shooting come,s first ask the wife she will tell you love her to bits though and would not swap her for anything ( well maybe a few hundreds woodie,s) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Get a woman who likes shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Get a woman who likes shooting. 4 words for you: FEW AND FAR BETWEEN! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miffy Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 "See ya.....I'm out" Usually followed by don't wait up :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 In the Malk household.... I say ........ "I'm off shooting .... if your out shopping buy something nice for me" ..........she does sometimes get some clothes for me but cannot quite get the gist of DPM!!!! In the Malk household..... she says ....."give me a call just as your leaving" (to come home)........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 "See ya.....I'm out" YOU CAN TELL THE SINGLE ONES CAN`T YOU, YOU WON`T BE SO BRAVE WHEN YOUR MARRIED That made me laugh out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Try to sneak out and when she says "where are you going" look realy sad and say"oh...I'm not going to lie to you" and just walk out your dinner will be in the dog before you can say PW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Just remind them thats its easier to get a new wife that to get new shooting land.lol Ps am yet to be brave enough to use this line but it is there for emergencys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Just remind them thats its easier to get a new wife that to get new shooting land.lol Ps am yet to be brave enough to use this line but it is there for emergencys >>>TOO late bud I have P M nd Susy with your reply ,Ha Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 With all these birds about lately we will all have one way or another been blagging our way out shooting and are all probably pushing our luck with the other 'Bird' indoors. Correct? I was with another member of this site on saturday who as he left the field after a good day was 'Off to buy some flowers for her indoors to make things right'. He had also paid for a new hair do that day too. All getting a bit expensive chaps so best excuses please....................... Starlight32 I'm going out and i MIGHT be back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 "im taking the dog for a walk" or "im going to the pub" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Get a woman who likes shooting. 4 words for you: FEW AND FAR BETWEEN! So I'm told and I found the only man who didn't want his woman to take an interest in shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 With all these birds about lately we will all have one way or another been blagging our way out shooting and are all probably pushing our luck with the other 'Bird' indoors. Correct? I was with another member of this site on saturday who as he left the field after a good day was 'Off to buy some flowers for her indoors to make things right'. He had also paid for a new hair do that day too. All getting a bit expensive chaps so best excuses please....................... Starlight32 Jesus if i bought my wife flowers she would probably be phoning the doctors to Se if she was pregnant again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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