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tulkyuk
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thanks guys, it had been a good one apart from the last hour.

sat in the garden me and the mrs,daughter, son d.i.l, and the grand kids,

and the biggest persian cat walks down the drive past us all , goes into me shed and makes itself a bed under my reloading bench, and would not move.

 

just spent the last hour trying to get it out, kids screaming women screaming,

2 boarder terriers going mental, and the fat cat just lays there.

 

wifes says no guns or dogs, poked it out with a very long stick only for it take up residence under another bench.

every one has gone into the house, mrs says iam in the shed with it tonight if it dont go.

 

so grabs me stuffed fox and shoved it in the cats face,cats goes ballistic and locks on with all fours, so i launched them both out of the door.

 

cat just stands there looking at me ( i thought thats it iam next).

so i poked it out of the side of the garden with me stick, and its now under my truck,all the doors and widows are shut. the grand kids think they are here for the night.

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sorry for the late reply did not get on yesterday

hope you had a good one :good:

 

Rob

;)

 

I'm also with Hawkeye. At least 10 years knocked off or a bloody big paper round you old ***. :good:

 

:huh: (orange squash)

 

Dave

 

thanks dave, hope you never get your scope sorted. :good::good:

 

and obviously I won't :P

 

In fact I might have to take up airsoft or even join the men in green tights brigade. :good::)

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