amateur Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Don't laugh , they'll be calling you when it all goes terribly wrong , and they need a doctor with very long fingers that knows how to keep schtum 😄 Where does the Hippocratic oath stand on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, amateur said: Where does the Hippocratic oath stand on this? If its to save the life of , manthing , ditchman , or , the hamster family , then he's good to go 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 (edited) 54 minutes ago, amateur said: Where does the Hippocratic oath stand on this? it says "never get yer fingers dirty.....use the ACME removal device..."..."company motto...."give birth to a dead otter...brings a smile to ones lips" Edited June 25, 2022 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: I can hear ditchman getting his bicycle clips polished , he'll be on the way shortly . He's gonna get you all cidered up , and give you a right old hamstering , yessir you're gonna wish you'd just asked for the ginger.😯 The best advice I can give you , is get plenty of ice ready , and try to sleep on your front for a few nights 👍. I bow to your superior, some may say intimate knowledge on this. As I have no idea what a "hamstering" is. Thanks for the post hamstering convalescence advice, is that what worked for you? 😊😇😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, ditchman said: it says "never get yer fingers dirty.....use the ACME removal device..."..."company motto...."give birth to a dead otter...brings a smile to ones lips" Give birth to a dead otter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 53 minutes ago, manthing said: I bow to your superior, some may say intimate knowledge on this. As I have no idea what a "hamstering" is. Thanks for the post hamstering convalescence advice, is that what worked for you? 😊😇😂😂 Ditchman will put you right on the hamstering business. If you'll take my advice , you'll never ever Google anything that he gently pushes in your direction . One thing is for sure . You'll never be able to look a hamster in the eye , ever again . Oh the shame 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Don't laugh , they'll be calling you when it all goes terribly wrong , and they need a doctor with very long fingers that knows how to keep schtum 😄 1 hour ago, amateur said: Where does the Hippocratic oath stand on this? 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: If its to save the life of , manthing , ditchman , or , the hamster family , then he's good to go 👍. 🤣 It sounds like there could be quite a risk of complications from the initial extraction attemp by the 'end user'. For sure, a face to face clinical intervention home visit would be needed, and there would be no point in doing a telephone consultation as this would delay treatment resulting in the risk of a poorer outcome. I may even waiver my locum call out fee for a fellow pigeon watch user. Seen some strange things removed from inside people over the years, that would be a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Give birth to a dead otter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Ditchman will put you right on the hamstering business. If you'll take my advice , you'll never ever Google anything that he gently pushes in your direction . One thing is for sure . You'll never be able to look a hamster in the eye , ever again . Oh the shame 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒. Unless you are a contortionist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Unless you are a contortionist! That's me out then . I can't tie my laces without my back popping out.😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 48 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Give birth to a dead otter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Ditchman will put you right on the hamstering business. If you'll take my advice , you'll never ever Google anything that he gently pushes in your direction . One thing is for sure . You'll never be able to look a hamster in the eye , ever again . Oh the shame 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒. HHmmmm there is a person on here that has no knowledge of the pet shop boys....i think it is our duty to bring him too the light............ i think we ought consider ourselves as modern day missionarys.....bringin the word of the urban dictionary to the poorly instructed..........we will have to do it carefully as it could inflick phycological damage... "Halllelulia brother ..praise wiki-pedia....thye son of google........Hallelulia..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 44 minutes ago, mel b3 said: That's me out then . I can't tie my laces without my hamster popping out.😁 Fixed that for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 43 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: 🤣 It sounds like there could be quite a risk of complications from the initial extraction attemp by the 'end user'. For sure, a face to face clinical intervention home visit would be needed, and there would be no point in doing a telephone consultation as this would delay treatment resulting in the risk of a poorer outcome. I may even waiver my locum call out fee for a fellow pigeon watch user. Seen some strange things removed from inside people over the years, that would be a new one. I believe that the complications usually occur , due to the hamsters hanging on really tight 🥴. I must say that it is most noble of you to offer your services free of charge for a pigeonwatch brother , but might I suggest that you video the extraction , purely in the name of medical progress, and the pw wattsap group. 6 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Fixed that for you! Thankyou David, but my hamster is a gerbil 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I believe that the complications usually occur , due to the hamsters hanging on really tight 🥴. I must say that it is most noble of you to offer your services free of charge for a pigeonwatch brother , but might I suggest that you video the extraction , purely in the name of medical progress, and the pw wattsap group. that'll go virul boi....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Purely out of interest . Do we have any pw pet shop owners ?. If we do , it might be an idea to give them the heads up about hamster clients .😁 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: that'll go virul boi....... Just imagine how it would look on your gurt big telly 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 20 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I believe that the complications usually occur , due to the hamsters hanging on really tight 🥴. I must say that it is most noble of you to offer your services free of charge for a pigeonwatch brother , but might I suggest that you video the extraction , purely in the name of medical progress, and the pw wattsap group. Thankyou David, but my hamster is a gerbil 😁. It would be like pulling a big tick! Sorry mel, cannot do, patient confidentiality and all. I may even submit a paper on it to 'The Lancet' Anonymised of course! 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: that'll go virul boi....... 🤣 Ditchy It would be bigger than Roswell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeyealan Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 39 minutes ago, ditchman said: HHmmmm there is a person on here that has no knowledge of the pet shop boys....i think it is our duty to bring him too the light............ i think we ought consider ourselves as modern day missionarys.....bringin the word of the urban dictionary to the poorly instructed..........we will have to do it carefully as it could inflick phycological damage... "Halllelulia brother ..praise wiki-pedia....thye son of google........Hallelulia..." He's been on the red a little early today me thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 22 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: It would be like pulling a big tick! Sorry mel, cannot do, patient confidentiality and all. I may even submit a paper on it to 'The Lancet' Anonymised of course! 🤣 Ditchy It would be bigger than Roswell! DAVE . we need a picture of ditchies face , while he's pulling a big tick 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 19 minutes ago, mel b3 said: DAVE . we need a picture of ditchies face , while he's pulling a big tick 😊 Time for me to bow out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: DAVE . we need a picture of ditchies face , while he's pulling a big tick 😊 What, face down with his hamster showing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 On 24/06/2022 at 20:05, ditchman said: christ dont apologise ....its a bloody mine field on the net........think i have found it i guggled Halo by steven speilberg.....trouble is i cant track down the DVD's for it...it might be because it has only just been released..........i watched the abridged version the other night on channell 5 HD and it was pure quality...shoot em up for the first bit but then the story line kicks in........i watched it on the big TV with the lights off and HD is really good and my woofers really kicked in....i need to watch it thro my top of the range blu-ray machine and it will be totally awesome......... I'll have to have a look for this, the first book of the Halo series was brilliant but went down hill after that 👍 If you want something that really jumps out at you with great sound and effects I'd recommend Black hawk down, your telly and sound will make you think your there! Bleeding Nora, what have I replied to, you lot have been in the sun to long 😅😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeyealan Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Mice! said: I'll have to have a look for this, the first book of the Halo series was brilliant but went down hill after that 👍 If you want something that really jumps out at you with great sound and effects I'd recommend Black hawk down, your telly and sound will make you think your there! Bleeding Nora, what have I replied to, you lot have been in the sun to long 😅😅😅 Come on try and keep up man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 Not sure if you are on about the very recent series which was not well received - but yes - there are ways and means of streaming it - in very high quality but I know that you only have a dongle with small capacity For your internet I mean!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, discobob said: Not sure if you are on about the very recent series which was not well received - but yes - there are ways and means of streaming it - in very high quality but I know that you only have a dongle with small capacity For your internet I mean!! Now you've done it . You know how upset he gets when you mention his tiny dongle 🤏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Now you've done it . You know how upset he gets when you mention his tiny dongle 🤏 you wouldnt want it on your face for a wart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 51 minutes ago, ditchman said: you wouldnt want it on your face for a wart I wouldn't want it on my face at all 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 14 hours ago, mel b3 said: Now you've done it . You know how upset he gets when you mention his tiny dongle 🤏 13 hours ago, ditchman said: you wouldnt want it on your face for a wart 12 hours ago, mel b3 said: I wouldn't want it on my face at all 😄. What a horrible thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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