ME Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 OK, I will start this one off - NUMBER 1 - There was an off-putting pubic hair sitting in the action of my gun ( Mungler at JJs today ) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 And I thought I'd heard them all until then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mine today and in the past: 1. fluff on the foresight 2. pube in the action 3. too fat (gun doesn't fit anymore) Bazzer: 1. car accident about a decade ago 2. not slept for 3 days LV: 1. missing his lucky leather gay boy hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 OK, I will start this one off - NUMBER 1 - There was an off-putting pubic hair sitting in the action of my gun ( Mungler at JJs today ) mung must be in love with his gun :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 OK, I will start this one off - NUMBER 1 - There was an off-putting pubic hair sitting in the action of my gun ( Mungler at JJs today ) :( Mungler i bet thats the closest your pubes have come to some action in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 The one I used last was that I had a hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnybasher07 Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 we were out duck hunting 1 day at a pond and a perfect malard came in and flutterd one of the shooters jumped up and layed 2 shots into it and totally missed , the bird flew off with a haircut but the shooters excuse was " i swaer to god these barrels are bent" GM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelvebore Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Clay competition, I was straight going to the last pair on the last stand, called my birds (on-report pair) killed the first bird, heard the trap for the second clay, mounted the gun started the swing and my bl**dy mobile phone rang, on vibrate !!!!! Umpire wouldn't give me a no-bird, hardly surprising, but you gotta try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mungler...."oooo I missed one and knew i couldnt get a straight so i messed around taking silly shots the rest of the way round" "They messed up my score card" But if they messed it up in his favour it: "the rub of the green" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbruno Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 a good friend of mine missed a moose at 100 yards i dont know how you do that but he did he blamed the bullets even though i saw the round splash just under him this fella is my dad and i didnt have the heart to tell him me and my uncle just looked at eachother and smiled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mungler...."oooo I missed one and knew i couldnt get a straight so i messed around taking silly shots the rest of the way round" "They messed up my score card" But if they messed it up in his favour it: "the rub of the green" Don't make me bring the pump action next week.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mungler...."oooo I missed one and knew i couldnt get a straight so i messed around taking silly shots the rest of the way round" "They messed up my score card" But if they messed it up in his favour it: "the rub of the green" You missed "I chipped that one" !! and AFTER shouting "PULL" - "I wasnt paying attention / I wasnt ready, can I have them again ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mungler...."oooo I missed one and knew i couldnt get a straight so i messed around taking silly shots the rest of the way round" "They messed up my score card" But if they messed it up in his favour it: "the rub of the green" You missed "I chipped that one" !! and AFTER shouting "PULL" - "I wasnt paying attention / I wasnt ready, can I have them again ?" Shhhhh. This thread is for people that aren't wearing the gay hat next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mungler...."oooo I missed one and knew i couldnt get a straight so i messed around taking silly shots the rest of the way round" "They messed up my score card" But if they messed it up in his favour it: "the rub of the green" You missed "I chipped that one" !! and AFTER shouting "PULL" - "I wasnt paying attention / I wasnt ready, can I have them again ?" Shhhhh. This thread is for people that aren't wearing the gay hat next week. ....and I forgot "he (the trapper) was pressing the buttons wrong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Mungler...."oooo I missed one and knew i couldnt get a straight so i messed around taking silly shots the rest of the way round" "They messed up my score card" But if they messed it up in his favour it: "the rub of the green" You missed "I chipped that one" !! and AFTER shouting "PULL" - "I wasnt paying attention / I wasnt ready, can I have them again ?" Shhhhh. This thread is for people that aren't wearing the gay hat next week. ....and I forgot "he (the trapper) was pressing the buttons wrong" How about "the wind caught that one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08shooter Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 this trigger is too heavy.everyone says this when using either of my semis.they work fine for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 I blame Sir Isaac Newton - everyone knows that gravity is variable :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 I once overheard a clay pigoen shooter telling his mate " The reason I missed all those clays was because the sun has heated my barrels up and affected the chokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 They forgot to put the lead in the cartridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 I cant shoot without my "lucky" Moldex ear plugs. Those foam ones are really annoying. I have bought 3 spare pairs off Ebay this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soreshoulder Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 OK, I will start this one off - NUMBER 1 - There was an off-putting pubic hair sitting in the action of my gun ( Mungler at JJs today ) Mungler i bet thats the closest your pubes have come to some action in a while Whey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 As I stepped onto the stand the elastic broke in my knickers, which I announced as I missed the first pair. I thrutched up as best I could and shouted pull, but no clays appeared, pull again, no clays. I turned around to find 3 grown men rolling on the ground, in uncontollable laughter. Now the problem is that I do a little bit of instructing, at the same ground, and my so called mates waste no time in adviseing the pupils about my little mifortune. I am sure that I will never live it down. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 As I stepped onto the stand the elastic broke in my knickers, which I announced as I missed the first pair. I thrutched up as best I could and shouted pull, but no clays appeared, pull again, no clays. I turned around to find 3 grown men rolling on the ground, in uncontollable laughter. Now the problem is that I do a little bit of instructing, at the same ground, and my so called mates waste no time in adviseing the pupils about my little mifortune. I am sure that I will never live it down. webber :lol: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 the sun was too bright. LM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Anything by the Essex fat boys will take some beating. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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