harrycatcat1 Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 This came out a Christmas cracker but I can't make out what it is. Do you know please? Slipper for size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rem260 Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 (edited) Wine bottle foil cutter. Place on bottle with cutters facing down as in pic one. Pinch inwards and rotate. Remove foil to access cork. Edited January 1, 2023 by Rem260 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 As above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Just throw it away and continue to open your wine bottles via the screw-cap 🙈🥂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 50 minutes ago, Rem260 said: Wine bottle foil cutter. Place on bottle with cutters facing down as in pic one. Pinch inwards and rotate. Remove foil to access cork. Thank you 👍 another useless article then. Grateful for you taking the time to reply, my granddaughter asked me and I didn't have a clue 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rem260 Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 No problem mate. Glad to help. Can't have the little ones thinking Grandad doesn’t know everything. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 it is a penis hardener....slip it over "the old boy" ..it stops the blood rushing back too quickly....thus keeping you harder for longer where on earth are you buying your xmas crackers from.......Thialand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, JKD said: Just throw it away and continue to open your wine bottles via the screw-cap 🙈🥂 Meow….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 46 minutes ago, ditchman said: it is a penis hardener....slip it over "the old boy" ..it stops the blood rushing back too quickly....thus keeping you harder for longer where on earth are you buying your xmas crackers from.......Thialand I wondered how you (not you personally)managed to last more than 5 minutes. Would a cable tie do the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 32 minutes ago, Jaymo said: Meow….. Pprrrrrrr 😹 56 minutes ago, ditchman said: it is a penis hardener....slip it over "the old boy" ..it stops the blood rushing back too quickly....thus keeping you harder for longer where on earth are you buying your xmas crackers from.......Thialand Yup,,,, just don't twist it round 😲😖🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Rem260 said: No problem mate. Glad to help. Can't have the little ones thinking Grandad doesn’t know everything. 😉 😉👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣 2 hours ago, ditchman said: it is a penis hardener....slip it over "the old boy" ..it stops the blood rushing back too quickly....thus keeping you harder for longer where on earth are you buying your xmas crackers from.......Thialand 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, ditchman said: it is a penis hardener....slip it over "the old boy" ..it stops the blood rushing back too quickly....thus keeping you harder for longer where on earth are you buying your xmas crackers from.......Thialand You will need more than that if you encounter a Norfolk Broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 6 hours ago, JKD said: Yup,,,, just don't twist it round That'll change your religion 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 9 hours ago, discobob said: That'll change your religion 🙃 In an instant !!! 😖🙈😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 9 hours ago, discobob said: That'll change your religion 🙃 "oivey"....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 9 hours ago, discobob said: That'll change your religion 🙃 Or DIY gender reassignment surgery...🥵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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