ditchman Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 so Bert has been on the allotment all afternoon...his mrs Flo has been at home in the kitchen "receiving" visitors and sinking cups of tea....Bert gets home puts his felt slippers on slips his braces off his shoulders has a collarless shirt on...washes his hands and sits down at the table to a plate of ordinary food made in the time when the word airmiles aint been invented WARNING....this meal must be eaten with Colmans mustard.. enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 45 minutes ago, ditchman said: so Bert has been on the allotment all afternoon...his mrs Flo has been at home in the kitchen "receiving" visitors and sinking cups of tea....Bert gets home puts his felt slippers on slips his braces off his shoulders has a collarless shirt on...washes his hands and sits down at the table to a plate of ordinary food made in the time when the word airmiles aint been invented WARNING....this meal must be eaten with Colmans mustard.. enjoy COLMANS MUSTARD ????? COLMANS MUSTARD???????? (said in the voice of Peter Kay who says garlic bread) do you have colmans MUSTARD with everything 🤔 Looks nice apart from the colmans 😉😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Mustard is revolting! Yuk! One spot the size of a match head on a ham sandwich and I can’t eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, London Best said: One spot the size of a match head on a ham sandwich and I can’t eat it. Just like Superman and Kryptonite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Just like Superman and Kryptonite? Sorry, I don’t understand?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 I thought for a minute I'd be looking at tripe, or maybe chitling and bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 29 minutes ago, London Best said: Sorry, I don’t understand?? 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 jeeesus what is it with you people with colmans mustard............... bunch of bloody nancy boys....... proberly all got frightened off with bedtime stories about the old man that put mustard on the tail of the fox 35 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Just like Superman and Kryptonite? just too criptyic for them Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 A clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 48 minutes ago, London Best said: One spot the size of a match head on a ham sandwich and I can’t eat it. I'm not surprised - a ham sandwich needs a teaspoonful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Ham sandwiches, pork pies, steak and kidney pies ALL NEED Colman's Mustard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Ham sandwiches, pork pies, steak and kidney pies ALL NEED Colman's Mustard! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Ham sandwiches, pork pies, steak and kidney pies ALL NEED Colman's Mustard! thank god ...............there truly are real men left.. tomorrow i will finish up the minze with roast pots and shedded cabbage tossed in butter peppar and a smigin of Maldon sea salt....... Edited March 21, 2023 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Ham sandwiches, pork pies, steak and kidney pies ALL NEED Colman's Mustard! Ham sandwich 🥪+ pork pie + colmans 😋 Steak and kidney pie 🥧 as it comes 😋 I do like colmans but not with everything 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 I just find mustard horrible. And Horseradish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 23 minutes ago, London Best said: I just find mustard horrible. And Horseradish. you are very negartive today........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Just now, ditchman said: you are very negartive today........... I don’t like ruddy garlic either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 35 minutes ago, London Best said: I don’t like ruddy garlic either! pussy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 45 minutes ago, London Best said: I don’t like ruddy garlic either! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) them sprouts were nice.....sprinkled them with white pepper...(which i daresay LondonBest hates)...(he is not in a good place today...very fractious....which is usually the result of having a totatoe seed stuck in his nipsey) Edited March 21, 2023 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 He must have a very bland diet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robden Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 A while ago, I couldn't finish a rather large pork pie with mustard. I cut up the pie remains into small pieces for the cat (Doris) to eat, and put it on the floor. The first thing Doris went for was the mustard, then ate the pie afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 11 hours ago, ditchman said: pussy ? Englishman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGoose75 Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Good wholesome looking plate of food is that! 👍 Another vote for Colemans mustard (proper mustard) cant stand that dijon or American stuff 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MirokuMK70 Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Colman's mustard is for amateurs Taylor's is where it's at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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