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I think you'll find he also likes some marching powder

 

okay - I give in - just what the heck is marching powder? :stupid:

 

Pushkin :good:

 

Bolivian Marching Powder, New York Nose Candy, Charlie, Coke etc.

 

Or Cocaine in plain english. - Favoured stimulant of the gay/****** community

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And those pedal-pusher trousers - neither shorts nor strides - BUMMERWEAR :lol:

 

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This is not a woman, it is the lower half of a ******. The other hand is probably rummaging with another blokes meat & two veg :stupid:

 

 

a classic adonis stance , the favourite pose of the ****** :good:

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The word ****** has been used quite a lot! I put forward that the word ****** be used instead.

 

****** !! :good: Another blast from the past. A phrase used in the Young Ones by Rik Mayall - that was a funny programme :lol::stupid:

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The Mrs has just called me a Neanderthal and told me to move with the times, she thinks the young of today need these things to keep their gadgets in - yeah, I bet they do!

 

Picture this, a guy wants to buy one, whats he gonna do? He's gonna put it over his shoulder in the shop then turn slightly sideways on and look at himself up and down in a full length mirror to see how it 'hangs' and if the colour matches his clothes :good: No way matey, that isn't the way a bloke should behave!! Get a grip.

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Ah the childishness of it all....

 

Yesterday I had to go to a lecture laid on by a Barrister's chambers. All very grown up, big room, lots of solicitors and barristers oozing self importance. Well, we had got up there early and had a nice lunch in the White Swan gastro pub New Fetter Lane (I had pigeon to start followed by the rabbit) and got well oiled. One of the group got an urgent call back to the office and so missed out on the lecture. Half way through the lecture my phone flashes - it's on silent and it's my friend trying to phone me, so he gets the red button. I look and there are 3 missed calls from him. I then get a text "It's really urgent, will phone in 1 minute, take the call". So, I get up in the middle of the lecture theatre, look embarassed holding my phone trying to effect "the sorry it's really important and urgent look" and leave. Sure enough, the phone rings 30 seconds later, it's my friend:

 

I say : "What's the problem?"

He says (in a squeaky voice) : "Don't be gay". And then hangs up.

 

Ah, the childishness of it all.

 

I will get him back with an over sized envelope delivered to his home made out to his name as Managing Director of Gay and Proud Ltd

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I love stuff like that, makes you laugh out loud, even if you are the butt of the joke :good::good:

 

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Indeed, I had laughed like a splutter and then had to cover up and pretend I was on an important call as other people were outside the lecture theatre and I couldn't turn on my heels and walk straight back in whilst ******* myself.

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Ah the childishness of it all....

 

Yesterday I had to go to a lecture laid on by a Barrister's chambers. All very grown up, big room, lots of solicitors and barristers oozing self importance. Well, we had got up there early and had a nice lunch in the White Swan gastro pub New Fetter Lane (I had pigeon to start followed by the rabbit) and got well oiled. One of the group got an urgent call back to the office and so missed out on the lecture. Half way through the lecture my phone flashes - it's on silent and it's my friend trying to phone me, so he gets the red button. I look and there are 3 missed calls from him. I then get a text "It's really urgent, will phone in 1 minute, take the call". So, I get up in the middle of the lecture theatre, look embarassed holding my phone trying to effect "the sorry it's really important and urgent look" and leave. Sure enough, the phone rings 30 seconds later, it's my friend:

 

I say : "What's the problem?"

He says (in a squeaky voice) : "Don't be gay". And then hangs up.

 

Ah, the childishness of it all.

 

I will get him back with an over sized envelope delivered to his home made out to his name as Managing Director of Gay and Proud Ltd

Very childish indeed, made me giggle anyway though I suppose I am still a child. :good::lol::good::good:

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Ah the childishness of it all....

 

Yesterday I had to go to a lecture laid on by a Barrister's chambers. All very grown up, big room, lots of solicitors and barristers oozing self importance. Well, we had got up there early and had a nice lunch in the White Swan gastro pub New Fetter Lane (I had pigeon to start followed by the rabbit) and got well oiled. One of the group got an urgent call back to the office and so missed out on the lecture. Half way through the lecture my phone flashes - it's on silent and it's my friend trying to phone me, so he gets the red button. I look and there are 3 missed calls from him. I then get a text "It's really urgent, will phone in 1 minute, take the call". So, I get up in the middle of the lecture theatre, look embarassed holding my phone trying to effect "the sorry it's really important and urgent look" and leave. Sure enough, the phone rings 30 seconds later, it's my friend:

 

I say : "What's the problem?"

He says (in a squeaky voice) : "Don't be gay". And then hangs up.

 

Ah, the childishness of it all.

 

I will get him back with an over sized envelope delivered to his home made out to his name as Managing Director of Gay and Proud Ltd

 

one of my old favourites is to get someone to call them at 3.30 am and pretend to have the wrong number , then you give them 20 minutes to get back to sleep and call them again , after another 20 minutes , you give them another call and start giving them grief for calling you at that time of the day :good: .

another little one is to call your mate in the middle of the night say "sorry mate but i thought that you might need the toilet , i'd hate it if you wet the bed " :good:

another one is to call them in the middle of the night and ask them if they've still got the tropical fish that they'd advertised in the local paper , when they say we didn't advertise any fish , just ask them if the parrot is still for sale.

 

and finaly , after i took a 3 am call telling me to check my cctv , i rewound the video to see one of my mates doing a semi naked dance on my front drive :good:

 

 

edited to add , i have the sense of humour of an eight year old :lol:

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I'm on nights at the mo and another favourite is whilst somebody is just dozing off in their break, just whisper their name a couple of times. It infuriates them, but makes me hoot :good::good:

 

Another one - lean out of a top floor window and shout to someone below, "shnuffleuffleoffmrnggg!" or something similair. They always come back towards you, at which point you just go back in :good::lol:

 

When I was driving the vans we used to get loads of people coming up and asking for directions - to the point where it gets right on your pip. So to counter it we used to say in a very Dago accent. "Sorreee Engleeesh no good." Their faces would be a picture :lol::P

 

It's the little things in life............................

 

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