richie1606 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Anyone got any ideas how to stop cats fouling in my garden. Next door have 3 cats and everyday I'm finding piles of cat foul on my lawn. The cheeky b-------s will even sit and do it while you watch and make no attempt to bury it. I have tried the sonic scarers and that didn't work and also a powder which is ok until it rains. I'm at the end of my tether with it now as it is stopping my kids playing in the garden. Shooting them is not an option although very tempting. Any advice welcome. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J@mes Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 have a bucket of water ready for when you see them. when they squat to have a ****, go out and absolutely drench them. they wont want to move mid-push, so it should be easy. a water pistol wont do it, needs to be a whole 10L of water on the head. they wont do it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 a couple of 2 ltr bottles filled with water lying on lawn ,suppose to do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I have a device which is fun and works. Ultrasonic!! - also does audible sound Got mine from Robert Dyas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 A standard water pistol won't be up to it but if you can't catch them with a bucket, one of those heavy duty water guns will scare them off. When I was a kid, my old man opened the front door only to find a cat taking a dump and he punted the cat up in the air. It never came back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davo Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Big stick placed firmly 1" below the left ear...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradders Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Another way would be to p*** in the bucket and throw that over the cat......half said in jest before anyone starts on me...... or scoope the **** up and lob it over the fence..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 A load of water. Enough to make it looked like a drowned rat usually works. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Anyone got any ideas how to stop cats fouling in my garden. Next door have 3 cats and everyday I'm finding piles of cat foul on my lawn. The cheeky b-------s will even sit and do it while you watch and make no attempt to bury it. I have tried the sonic scarers and that didn't work and also a powder which is ok until it rains. I'm at the end of my tether with it now as it is stopping my kids playing in the garden. Shooting them is not an option although very tempting. Any advice welcome. Thanks throw pepper all over the lawn or http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Borrow a Jack Russel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Lets be careful not to post anything that can be construed as illegal, or seriously harmful to the cats welfare, or this thread will go the same way as all the others we have ever had on this subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J@mes Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 dont shoot it, set fire to it, hit it with anything solid or use any toxic substance on it. anything else is fair game, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Tiger / lion poo from local zoo is supposed to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 or scoope the **** up and lob it over the fence..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 sounds a good idea post it back to owner airmail of the end of a spade.or we havent had swing it by its tail back into next doors .hey we could start a new sport tossing the kitty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I think the ones round here have weak pelvic floor muscles and cant make it home before they need to take a "tom ***" in the nearest garden.Most of the dads on here surely attended the classes with the Missus and could demonstrate how to strengthen em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 buy a lion, cats hate lions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie 1 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 as said a bucket of water, i doubt u will see the cat for a long time after. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Anyone got any ideas how to stop cats fouling in my garden. Next door have 3 cats and everyday I'm finding piles of cat foul on my lawn. The cheeky b-------s will even sit and do it while you watch and make no attempt to bury it. I have tried the sonic scarers and that didn't work and also a powder which is ok until it rains. I'm at the end of my tether with it now as it is stopping my kids playing in the garden. Shooting them is not an option although very tempting. Any advice welcome. Thanks I had a lakeland bitch she threw em up in the air. they didn't come back for seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnybasher100 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 you can use renadine. if that fails get some bird spikes that stop birds landing and nail them to the top of the fence, they get used to most of the others including a terrier barking at then they just sit on the fence taking the p*** out of him and yes he's had them by the tail more than once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 sounds a good idea post it back to owner airmail of the end of a spade.or we havent had swing it by its tail back into next doors .hey we could start a new sport tossing the kitty.... That reminds me of a game I saw once called Kitty Cannon. Great fun. I will see if I can get the link on here. Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Anyone got any ideas how to stop cats fouling in my garden. Next door have 3 cats and everyday I'm finding piles of cat foul on my lawn. The cheeky b-------s will even sit and do it while you watch and make no attempt to bury it. I have tried the sonic scarers and that didn't work and also a powder which is ok until it rains. I'm at the end of my tether with it now as it is stopping my kids playing in the garden. Shooting them is not an option although very tempting. Any advice welcome. Thanks heres the answer.http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 sounds a good idea post it back to owner airmail of the end of a spade.or we havent had swing it by its tail back into next doors .hey we could start a new sport tossing the kitty.... That reminds me of a game I saw once called Kitty Cannon. Great fun. I will see if I can get the link on here. Tony http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 super soaker water rifle with a good measure of fairy liquid in it don't wet cats lick themselves :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auto culto Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 sounds a good idea post it back to owner airmail of the end of a spade.or we havent had swing it by its tail back into next doors .hey we could start a new sport tossing the kitty.... That reminds me of a game I saw once called Kitty Cannon. Great fun. I will see if I can get the link on here. Tony http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html jeeps thats hard, 6 out of 10 cats survived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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