mel b3 Posted Thursday at 21:02 Report Share Posted Thursday at 21:02 22 minutes ago, Aled said: Blimey....i wish i understood what you guys are on about...yeah i know English is my second language but i did pass my GCSE English Language...... All you need to do , is pop round to ditchmans house , and join the queue at the rear entrance. You'll soon have it sussed 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted Thursday at 21:24 Report Share Posted Thursday at 21:24 46 minutes ago, Aled said: Blimey....i wish i understood what you guys are on about...yeah i know English is my second language but i did pass my GCSE English Language...... Trust me, you don't want to know 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Thursday at 21:38 Report Share Posted Thursday at 21:38 33 minutes ago, mel b3 said: All you need to do , is pop round to ditchmans house , and join the queue at the rear entrance. You'll soon have it sussed 👍 please do...........santa's sac is always full.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted Thursday at 23:31 Report Share Posted Thursday at 23:31 Is sellotape still in vogue or has something more up to date in favour these days 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 04:38 Report Share Posted Friday at 04:38 5 hours ago, shaun4860 said: Is sellotape still in vogue or has something more up to date in favour these days 🫣 I believe that he often changes the flavour of his evening, by using sellotape and a light bulb . I heard him mention something about flesh and light🤔. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 06:47 Report Share Posted Friday at 06:47 (edited) 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: I believe that he often changes the flavour of his evening, by using sellotape and a light bulb . I heard him mention something about flesh and light🤔. WHAT ...............what an earth are you on about............sounds as if you are entering a Turner prize to the Tate......ask Tracy emin for a few crispy tissues andyou are in with a chance Edited Friday at 06:55 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Friday at 07:34 Report Share Posted Friday at 07:34 What a bizarre thread, is there no end to the secrets Mel knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled Posted Friday at 08:05 Author Report Share Posted Friday at 08:05 LOL, 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors Posted Friday at 08:17 Report Share Posted Friday at 08:17 Well never heard of hunting life forum. But i reckon there's a place for a norfolk life forum. Definitely entertaining on these cold damp miserable no pigeon days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted Friday at 09:08 Report Share Posted Friday at 09:08 12 hours ago, Aled said: ...yeah i know English is my second language ...... Ditchie's too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 09:34 Report Share Posted Friday at 09:34 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: What a bizarre thread, is there no end to the secrets Mel knows? He sends me pictures. They're hardly disturbing at all . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 10:29 Report Share Posted Friday at 10:29 10 hours ago, shaun4860 said: Is sellotape still in vogue or has something more up to date in favour these days 🫣 i need to know what one of our ESTEEMED moderators know about sellotape hy-jinks.....most interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted Friday at 10:35 Report Share Posted Friday at 10:35 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: i need to know what one of our ESTEEMED moderators know about sellotape hy-jinks.....most interesting I know you need something to keep the 🐹 together 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 10:56 Report Share Posted Friday at 10:56 19 minutes ago, shaun4860 said: I know you need something to keep the 🐹 together 😇 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhmmmmmmmmmmm my hamsters come pre-trained by the Tipton rodent wrangler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Friday at 11:56 Report Share Posted Friday at 11:56 1 hour ago, ditchman said: my hamsters come pre-trained by the Tipton rodent wrangler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 12:01 Report Share Posted Friday at 12:01 3 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: That picture looks so wrong 😄😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Friday at 12:02 Report Share Posted Friday at 12:02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 12:29 Report Share Posted Friday at 12:29 27 minutes ago, mel b3 said: That picture looks so wrong 😄😄😄 is it because he looks a bit gay ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 13:14 Report Share Posted Friday at 13:14 41 minutes ago, ditchman said: is it because he looks a bit gay ? No , do you think he looks gay 🤔. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Friday at 13:16 Report Share Posted Friday at 13:16 Mel you really should go for election, asking a question in answer to a question means you'd get elected by someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 14:14 Report Share Posted Friday at 14:14 (edited) 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Mel you really should go for election, asking a question in answer to a question means you'd get elected by someone. I don't think I'd make a very good politician dave . I reckon I'd make it about half an hour in Westminster before I started throwing punches .😁 Also . I'm not a very good liar. I know the difference between right and wrong. I don't want a second home. I reckon one of ditchmans hamsters would be a better politician than I would 😁 Edited to add. I also know the difference between boys and girls . Real boys have jiggly bits. Real girls don't. Edited Friday at 14:19 by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted Friday at 14:19 Report Share Posted Friday at 14:19 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I don't think I'd make a very good politician dave . I reckon I'd make it about half an hour in Westminster before I started throwing punches .😁 Also . I'm not a very good liar. I know the difference between right and wrong. I don't want a second home. I reckon one of ditchmans hamsters would be a better politician than I would 😁 On the contrary, imo anyone that wants to lead probably shouldn't be allowed. I'd tune in to watch Westminsters political debates turn into mass brawls, you could take bets on the winners each week 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 14:31 Report Share Posted Friday at 14:31 2 minutes ago, 12gauge82 said: On the contrary, imo anyone that wants to lead probably shouldn't be allowed. I'd tune in to watch Westminsters political debates turn into mass brawls, you could take bets on the winners each week 🤣 I could just see myself standing opposite two tier kier at pmqs. Me , you what ????, you dirty xxxxxxx Lying xxxxxxx xxxx !!!!. And then the fighting would start . You'd have ditchman on the back benches , throwing his own poop like an ape at the zoo . You'd have oowee valiantly trying to cover two tier kier with an umbrella. And you'd have TIGHTCHOKE shouting that ditchman should have used a size 3 **** , as a size 6 **** doesn't hit hard , enough , and he should have given him more lead. Nope. It'll never work mate 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 15:28 Report Share Posted Friday at 15:28 57 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I could just see myself standing opposite two tier kier at pmqs. Me , you what ????, you dirty xxxxxxx Lying xxxxxxx xxxx !!!!. And then the fighting would start . You'd have ditchman on the back benches , throwing his own poop like an ape at the zoo . You'd have oowee valiantly trying to cover two tier kier with an umbrella. And you'd have TIGHTCHOKE shouting that ditchman should have used a size 3 **** , as a size 6 **** doesn't hit hard , enough , and he should have given him more lead. Nope. It'll never work mate 😁. i see them pills arnt working no more......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted Friday at 16:59 Report Share Posted Friday at 16:59 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: I could just see myself standing opposite two tier kier at pmqs. Me , you what ????, you dirty xxxxxxx Lying xxxxxxx xxxx !!!!. And then the fighting would start . You'd have ditchman on the back benches , throwing his own poop like an ape at the zoo . You'd have oowee valiantly trying to cover two tier kier with an umbrella. And you'd have TIGHTCHOKE shouting that ditchman should have used a size 3 **** , as a size 6 **** doesn't hit hard , enough , and he should have given him more lead. Nope. It'll never work mate 😁. Sounds like it'd be the best event on TV to me 😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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