ditchman Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 4 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh Monica, how could you? gently around the 45deg bend...thats how....a real live willy -wonky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 3 hours ago, Dougy said: Good lad She’s sound too 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: Next time I go out on a date with a woman , I reckon I'll take her potato shooting. What woman could resist that mate 😄. Rock and roll me 3 hours ago, ditchman said: how would you use this vernacular "i want to blow up your potatoe" "i like killin spuds" "ohhh i like your spud gun" you certainly know how to treat a lady .....(i take it she was/is a lady ) Oh yes . Very attractive. 3 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I say, is there any particular type of potato you favour for a little light mashing? Aldi specials 🤣 . I also let her drive through the woods . That was entertaining 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 9 minutes ago, team tractor said: She’s sound too Rock and roll me Oh yes . Very attractive. Aldi specials 🤣 . I also let her drive through the woods . That was entertaining 🤣 did she get wet...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 23 minutes ago, ditchman said: did she get wet...... 🤦🏻♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 23 hours ago, ditchman said: did she get wet...... Na you wear wellies to stop it 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 42 minutes ago, team tractor said: Na you wear wellies to stop it 😂 Mel wears wellies when he is worming his sheep......he does them on the edge of a steep drop ...so they back onto him........ ask him about his agricultural shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Some marvellous replies on here and some that people miss completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 58 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Some marvellous replies on here and some that people miss completely. they dont know their history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 12 minutes ago, ditchman said: they dont know their history It might be as simple as that........................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 12 hours ago, ditchman said: Mel wears wellies when he is worming his sheep......he does them on the edge of a steep drop ...so they back onto him........ ask him about his agricultural shenanigans Oh no sor . Oi loikes ta kiss um 💋. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted yesterday at 11:10 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 11:10 only checking in 😆. Well let’s try again today with another date with a posh lady 🤣. one thing I’ve noticed this time around is the amount of mental health issues . Some vile people out there . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 11:52 Report Share Posted yesterday at 11:52 40 minutes ago, team tractor said: only checking in 😆. Well let’s try again today with another date with a posh lady 🤣. one thing I’ve noticed this time around is the amount of mental health issues . Some vile people out there . Are you taking this one dogging again dude ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted yesterday at 12:39 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 12:39 47 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Are you taking this one dogging again dude ?. Pub 😆 it’s safer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 13:00 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:00 1 hour ago, team tractor said: only checking in 😆. Well let’s try again today with another date with a posh lady 🤣. one thing I’ve noticed this time around is the amount of mental health issues . Some vile people out there . them "mental" ones will do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 13:05 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:05 23 minutes ago, team tractor said: Pub 😆 it’s safer Not half as exiting as knowing that she could shoot you at any second though dude 😄. 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: them "mental" ones will do anything Yep , just don't go to sleep afterwards , just incase like 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 13:36 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:36 30 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Not half as exiting as knowing that she could shoot you at any second though dude 😄. Yep , just don't go to sleep afterwards , just incase like 😄. you always try and spoil things ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 13:58 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:58 20 minutes ago, ditchman said: you always try and spoil things ... I wasn't trying to discourage him , I was just advising him that a tin helmet and a gumshield might be a wise move for the first few dates 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted yesterday at 14:20 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:20 Hello, Best Wishes TT 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted yesterday at 14:46 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:46 47 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I wasn't trying to discourage him , I was just advising him that a tin helmet and a gumshield might be a wise move for the first few dates 😁 a "wotshield" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 15:12 Report Share Posted yesterday at 15:12 24 minutes ago, ditchman said: a "wotshield" ? What's a wotshield ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted yesterday at 15:58 Report Share Posted yesterday at 15:58 3 hours ago, team tractor said: Pub 😆 it’s safer Oooo im out tonight too, anywhere near Swarkestone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted yesterday at 16:35 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:35 36 minutes ago, Dougy said: Oooo im out tonight too, anywhere near Swarkestone I’m near you dude tonight. 2 hours ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Best Wishes TT 👍 Thank you . 3 hours ago, ditchman said: them "mental" ones will do anything Like cut your throat while sleeping . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted yesterday at 16:52 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:52 16 minutes ago, team tractor said: I’m near you dude tonight. Thank you . Like cut your throat while sleeping . You could always search them for sharp implements before you go on the date 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted yesterday at 16:58 Report Share Posted yesterday at 16:58 5 minutes ago, mel b3 said: You could always search them for sharp implements before you go on the date 😄. Like pointy bras, the Madonna type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted yesterday at 17:18 Report Share Posted yesterday at 17:18 18 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Like pointy bras, the Madonna type? I immediately thought piercings 42 minutes ago, team tractor said: I’m near you dude tonight. tel me were, i can pump into you and make out you have got a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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