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Just now, old man said:

The scent of the future that boi.

god that sounds depressing......well at least i will get my bottom wiped FOC

28 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Ok so I thought let’s get on with this . 
today I’ve had 4 more ask for dates 🤣

look before you meet them....go into a dark courner and pull one out.....

and if you still are interested when you meet...then thats a possibility..

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4 hours ago, team tractor said:

Ok so I thought let’s get on with this . 
today I’ve had 4 more ask for dates 🤣

I only catch up with this thread sort of once a week , in all honestly you have had a few dates up to now , I can only look from the sidelines thinking are you super human ?, or after a couple of days do the novelty wear off , what is your longest recent date and have you met anyone yet you would like to settle down with , my dating days are long gone but I think if I was in your shoes I would have a rest and recharge the batteries and reflect on the ins and outs ( excuse the pun :lol: ) over the last few weeks.  MM 

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5 minutes ago, ditchman said:

what about joining "the gingerbread group"...where there are like minded people as you ?

No , I haven't made any of them yet ( gingerbreads ) :lol: , been far to busy stopping my pie crust doing a Titanic , sunk without trace, are there any like minded people like me ? I have seriously got my doubts :yahoo:  :drinks:

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32 minutes ago, marsh man said:

I only catch up with this thread sort of once a week , in all honestly you have had a few dates up to now , I can only look from the sidelines thinking are you super human ?, or after a couple of days do the novelty wear off , what is your longest recent date and have you met anyone yet you would like to settle down with , my dating days are long gone but I think if I was in your shoes I would have a rest and recharge the batteries and reflect on the ins and outs ( excuse the pun :lol: ) over the last few weeks.  MM 

Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . 
I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. 
To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣

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16 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . 
I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. 
To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣

Mel has a lot to answer for.........he's awfully crude sometimes....he has a good heart and a soft pert little bottom.....so treat him gently

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10 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . 
I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. 
To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣

You turn out some excellent woodwork and joinery which I greatly admire , but do these dates interfere with keeping your mind on whatever work you working on , no good putting a couple of extra degrees on a curve door head while thinking about your last date and will this new one be as good , the same or better , oh sod it , I have just cut that bit off that should have kept on :lol:

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8 hours ago, team tractor said:

Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . 
I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. 
To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣

Do you take them home on the first date?

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42 minutes ago, team tractor said:

all mad about meeting up again then boom . Can’t make it etc , don’t think we should etc . I just say ok and leave it there .

You need to do a bit of catfishing dude.

Just send them a picture of that well known 1950s pornstar " the ditchman ", and your address. 

By the time they get to your house , they'll be so amorous,  that they'll jump your bones anyway .

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2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

I did wonder if a first date at Woodchoppers Hall is advisable.   :w00t:

It's been quite a few years since I played around on the dating sites , and when I first started , I didn't really understand how it all worked ( but it didnt take me long to learn).

If they're coming to your house on a first date , they're coming for sex , and if you're going to their house on the first date , then you're going for sex.

If you're meeting for a coffee , then you could be coming or going for sex , but you have to try a bit harder.

If you're meeting for a drink at a pub , you're having sex in a car on a pub car park .

If you're meeting at a restaurant,  then you're having expensive sex.

It's all quite simple really 😁.

23 minutes ago, amateur said:

She was probably concerned about meeting your PW "friends" 🤣

She only agreed to go on a date with him , because he promised to introduce her to ditchman 😄.

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8 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

It's been quite a few years since I played around on the dating sites , and when I first started , I didn't really understand how it all worked ( but it didnt take me long to learn).

If they're coming to your house on a first date , they're coming for sex , and if you're going to their house on the first date , then you're going for sex.

If you're meeting for a coffee , then you could be coming or going for sex , but you have to try a bit harder.

If you're meeting for a drink at a pub , you're having sex in a car on a pub car park .

If you're meeting at a restaurant,  then you're having expensive sex.

It's all quite simple really 😁.

She only agreed to go on a date with him , because he promised to introduce her to ditchman 😄.

ALL noted, thanks for sorting that out Mel.   :good:

 

She is ONLY human, not made of wood.  :lol:

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10 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

 

ALL noted, thanks for sorting that out Mel.   :good:

 

She is ONLY human, not made of wood.  

😄😄😄

I'd love to tell a few stories from my time on the dating sites( some good , some bad), but most of them would get me banned 😄.

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Well Well Well.

Following a quick team briefing and strategy meeting with TT.  I can confirm that he'll be right on it tonight .  The only question is , will he xxxx it up .

I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you all day nath , and so will everyone else mate 👍

 

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10 hours ago, amateur said:

She was probably concerned about meeting your PW "friends" 🤣

I’m glad Mel is 30 miles from me else he’d be at the door sniffing 

10 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Do you take them home on the first date?

Depends on the girl 

8 hours ago, mel b3 said:

Well Well Well.

Following a quick team briefing and strategy meeting with TT.  I can confirm that he'll be right on it tonight .  The only question is , will he xxxx it up .

I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you all day nath , and so will everyone else mate 👍

 

Well she’s here in an hour . House clean, jumping shower . 

7 hours ago, ditchman said:

the suspence is killing me

And me 🤣🤣🤣

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