team tractor Posted Friday at 18:03 Author Report Share Posted Friday at 18:03 Ok so I thought let’s get on with this . today I’ve had 4 more ask for dates 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Friday at 18:18 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:18 19 minutes ago, ditchman said: no i wouldnt ..........i cant bear the smell of wee and lavendar Yeah right. You're sitting there dribbling over those pics 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted Friday at 18:28 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:28 30 minutes ago, ditchman said: no i wouldnt ..........i cant bear the smell of wee and lavendar The scent of the future that boi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 18:30 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:30 Just now, old man said: The scent of the future that boi. god that sounds depressing......well at least i will get my bottom wiped FOC 28 minutes ago, team tractor said: Ok so I thought let’s get on with this . today I’ve had 4 more ask for dates 🤣 look before you meet them....go into a dark courner and pull one out..... and if you still are interested when you meet...then thats a possibility.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted Friday at 18:33 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:33 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: god that sounds depressing......well at least i will get my bottom wiped FOC Goes nicely with the incontinence pads though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted Friday at 22:13 Report Share Posted Friday at 22:13 4 hours ago, team tractor said: Ok so I thought let’s get on with this . today I’ve had 4 more ask for dates 🤣 I only catch up with this thread sort of once a week , in all honestly you have had a few dates up to now , I can only look from the sidelines thinking are you super human ?, or after a couple of days do the novelty wear off , what is your longest recent date and have you met anyone yet you would like to settle down with , my dating days are long gone but I think if I was in your shoes I would have a rest and recharge the batteries and reflect on the ins and outs ( excuse the pun ) over the last few weeks. MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 22:22 Report Share Posted Friday at 22:22 what about joining "the gingerbread group"...where there are like minded people as you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted Friday at 22:34 Report Share Posted Friday at 22:34 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: what about joining "the gingerbread group"...where there are like minded people as you ? No , I haven't made any of them yet ( gingerbreads ) , been far to busy stopping my pie crust doing a Titanic , sunk without trace, are there any like minded people like me ? I have seriously got my doubts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Friday at 22:47 Author Report Share Posted Friday at 22:47 32 minutes ago, marsh man said: I only catch up with this thread sort of once a week , in all honestly you have had a few dates up to now , I can only look from the sidelines thinking are you super human ?, or after a couple of days do the novelty wear off , what is your longest recent date and have you met anyone yet you would like to settle down with , my dating days are long gone but I think if I was in your shoes I would have a rest and recharge the batteries and reflect on the ins and outs ( excuse the pun ) over the last few weeks. MM Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Friday at 23:05 Report Share Posted Friday at 23:05 16 minutes ago, team tractor said: Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣 Mel has a lot to answer for.........he's awfully crude sometimes....he has a good heart and a soft pert little bottom.....so treat him gently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted Friday at 23:07 Report Share Posted Friday at 23:07 10 minutes ago, team tractor said: Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣 You turn out some excellent woodwork and joinery which I greatly admire , but do these dates interfere with keeping your mind on whatever work you working on , no good putting a couple of extra degrees on a curve door head while thinking about your last date and will this new one be as good , the same or better , oh sod it , I have just cut that bit off that should have kept on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted Friday at 23:51 Report Share Posted Friday at 23:51 What happened to the absolute stunner 🤷🏻♂️ You know, the one we never got pictures of. Surely she has a fb page we could stalk. 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Saturday at 04:10 Report Share Posted Saturday at 04:10 4 hours ago, shaun4860 said: What happened to the absolute stunner 🤷🏻♂️ You know, the one we never got pictures of. Surely she has a fb page we could stalk. 🫣 she had a nervous twitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Saturday at 06:42 Author Report Share Posted Saturday at 06:42 6 hours ago, shaun4860 said: What happened to the absolute stunner 🤷🏻♂️ You know, the one we never got pictures of. Surely she has a fb page we could stalk. 🫣 all mad about meeting up again then boom . Can’t make it etc , don’t think we should etc . I just say ok and leave it there . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted Saturday at 07:13 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:13 29 minutes ago, team tractor said: all mad about meeting up again then boom . Can’t make it etc , don’t think we should etc . I just say ok and leave it there . She was probably concerned about meeting your PW "friends" 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Saturday at 07:15 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:15 8 hours ago, team tractor said: Life’s short enough without a break 🤣 it’s Mel’s fault honest . I think I’ve dated 8 total until tomorrow. To many mental health issues . I’ve work tomorrow then a date at mine🤣 Do you take them home on the first date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Saturday at 07:23 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:23 7 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Do you take them home on the first date? He takes them dogging first 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Saturday at 07:26 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:26 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: He takes them dogging first 😁. I did wonder if a first date at Woodchoppers Hall is advisable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Saturday at 07:28 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:28 42 minutes ago, team tractor said: all mad about meeting up again then boom . Can’t make it etc , don’t think we should etc . I just say ok and leave it there . You need to do a bit of catfishing dude. Just send them a picture of that well known 1950s pornstar " the ditchman ", and your address. By the time they get to your house , they'll be so amorous, that they'll jump your bones anyway . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Saturday at 07:36 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:36 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I did wonder if a first date at Woodchoppers Hall is advisable. It's been quite a few years since I played around on the dating sites , and when I first started , I didn't really understand how it all worked ( but it didnt take me long to learn). If they're coming to your house on a first date , they're coming for sex , and if you're going to their house on the first date , then you're going for sex. If you're meeting for a coffee , then you could be coming or going for sex , but you have to try a bit harder. If you're meeting for a drink at a pub , you're having sex in a car on a pub car park . If you're meeting at a restaurant, then you're having expensive sex. It's all quite simple really 😁. 23 minutes ago, amateur said: She was probably concerned about meeting your PW "friends" 🤣 She only agreed to go on a date with him , because he promised to introduce her to ditchman 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Saturday at 07:46 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:46 8 minutes ago, mel b3 said: It's been quite a few years since I played around on the dating sites , and when I first started , I didn't really understand how it all worked ( but it didnt take me long to learn). If they're coming to your house on a first date , they're coming for sex , and if you're going to their house on the first date , then you're going for sex. If you're meeting for a coffee , then you could be coming or going for sex , but you have to try a bit harder. If you're meeting for a drink at a pub , you're having sex in a car on a pub car park . If you're meeting at a restaurant, then you're having expensive sex. It's all quite simple really 😁. She only agreed to go on a date with him , because he promised to introduce her to ditchman 😄. ALL noted, thanks for sorting that out Mel. She is ONLY human, not made of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Saturday at 07:57 Report Share Posted Saturday at 07:57 (edited) 10 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: ALL noted, thanks for sorting that out Mel. She is ONLY human, not made of wood. 😄😄😄 I'd love to tell a few stories from my time on the dating sites( some good , some bad), but most of them would get me banned 😄. Edited Saturday at 07:59 by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Saturday at 09:13 Report Share Posted Saturday at 09:13 Well Well Well. Following a quick team briefing and strategy meeting with TT. I can confirm that he'll be right on it tonight . The only question is , will he xxxx it up . I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you all day nath , and so will everyone else mate 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Saturday at 09:22 Report Share Posted Saturday at 09:22 the suspence is killing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Saturday at 17:18 Author Report Share Posted Saturday at 17:18 10 hours ago, amateur said: She was probably concerned about meeting your PW "friends" 🤣 I’m glad Mel is 30 miles from me else he’d be at the door sniffing 10 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Do you take them home on the first date? Depends on the girl 8 hours ago, mel b3 said: Well Well Well. Following a quick team briefing and strategy meeting with TT. I can confirm that he'll be right on it tonight . The only question is , will he xxxx it up . I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you all day nath , and so will everyone else mate 👍. Well she’s here in an hour . House clean, jumping shower . 7 hours ago, ditchman said: the suspence is killing me And me 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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