ditchman Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, old'un said: To be honest I would not have a problem with her, she's a laugh and I have meet women like her in the beating line, she is obviously committed to her shooting, whether I could live with her full time is another question. Perhaps we have a case of grumpy old men. in the beating line she would be a good laugh ...and i would be up for it.....but when you are paying damn near £1000 /peg for a days shooting i wouldnt want her or her clackerty mouth anywhere near me thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 3 hours ago, ehb102 said: Pot. Kettle! Obviously Elizabeth knows you better than most Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 3 minutes ago, Old Boggy said: Obviously Elizabeth knows you better than most Dave Obviously, next time will be VERY different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 (edited) "Obviously Elizabeth knows you better than most Dave" He can't be any where near as 'chatty' or self absorbed as that woman ! 🫡 Edited January 8 by JKD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehb102 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 When Uncle Tightchoke is loading he is a delight, handsome and smart in his tweeds and very good at nicely correcting your technique so you can actually hit something. Five stars, would use loading services again . Has in the past been gracious enough to help out other ladies who are not having such a good day and save their days from being a blank. Last seen in Shooting Times as a small blur in the background behind a lady gun. Absolute gem if you can get a slot in his very full diary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 32 minutes ago, ehb102 said: When Uncle Tightchoke is loading he is a delight, handsome and smart in his tweeds and very good at nicely correcting your technique so you can actually hit something. Five stars, would use loading services again . Has in the past been gracious enough to help out other ladies who are not having such a good day and save their days from being a blank. Last seen in Shooting Times as a small blur in the background behind a lady gun. Absolute gem if you can get a slot in his very full diary. Thank you, always a pleasure to help Ladies get more from their shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 48 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Thank you, always a pleasure to help Ladies get more from their shooting. That's the spirit Dave….keep giving the ladies pleasure, hope it improves their shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 9 Author Report Share Posted January 9 Bloody lounge lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 11 minutes ago, ditchman said: Bloody lounge lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 46 minutes ago, ditchman said: Bloody lounge lizard Mostly done in the fields! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Watched to the point he appeared to checked his chokes wit a loaded closed gun enough for me to switch off ! not my choice for a loader ( not that I have ever shot on a shoot where a loader is required) Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Monday at 12:36 Report Share Posted Monday at 12:36 16 hours ago, Agriv8 said: Watched to the point he appeared to checked his chokes wit a loaded closed gun enough for me to switch off ! not my choice for a loader ( not that I have ever shot on a shoot where a loader is required) You should treat yourself one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 13:23 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 13:23 46 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You should treat yourself one day. looking to earn a few bob eh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Monday at 13:24 Report Share Posted Monday at 13:24 Always..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 15:17 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:17 On 09/01/2025 at 07:51, ehb102 said: When Uncle Tightchoke is loading he is a delight, handsome and smart in his tweeds and very good at nicely correcting your technique so you can actually hit something. Five stars, would use loading services again . Has in the past been gracious enough to help out other ladies who are not having such a good day and save their days from being a blank. Last seen in Shooting Times as a small blur in the background behind a lady gun. Absolute gem if you can get a slot in his very full diary. Handsome and smart ???. Did Dave send someone in his place then ? 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 15:20 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:20 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Handsome and smart ???. Did Dave send someone in his place then ? 😇. I had a makeover, lost a lot of weight, dress properly and am a joy to be around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 15:37 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:37 13 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I had a makeover, lost a lot of weight, dress properly and am a joy to be around. I should be careful dave , you'll have Nathan asking you out on a date 😁. What was the fella in the video doing with those chokes ? . I've never seen anyone stick a finger in the end of a loaded shotgun barrel before. It made my bum twitch 😳. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 15:40 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 15:40 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I should be careful dave , you'll have Nathan asking you out on a date 😁. What was the fella in the video doing with those chokes ? . I've never seen anyone stick a finger in the end of a loaded shotgun barrel before. It made my bum twitch 😳 We are off to see Roy Chubby Brown.......................... He was being a total idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 16:02 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:02 17 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: We are off to see Roy Chubby Brown.......................... He was being a total idiot. I'm sorry to tell you dave , but certain promises were made , and he's taking me 😁. Sticking your finger down the end of a loaded gun barrel , is only one step away from looking down the end 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 16:04 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:04 Best you have a word Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 16:16 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:16 10 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Best you have a word Mate. Well unless you're a better kisser than me , I've got it in the bag 😄😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 16:31 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:31 15 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Well unless you're a better kisser than me , I've got it in the bag 😄😄😄 FAR better than you mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Wednesday at 16:47 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:47 God you lot are so rank...........🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Wednesday at 16:59 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:59 11 minutes ago, ditchman said: God you lot are so rank...........🤮 You're just jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 17:10 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 17:10 9 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You're just jealous. Just jealous because he isn't getting to see chubby brown 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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